Message I sent to Travis Barker on his MySpace account

[Blazt Furnace]

Here it is:

If that right day of justice came and a drum solo ensued, Matt Sorum would have your overrated turd "punk" ass squirming and gasping like a fish in exhaustion alongside your kit. You would be so puked by round 3, you'd probably have to wear a calastame bag just to roll out a paradiddle by the time Sorum lets his chops slide. Matt Sorum would have you reaching for your oxygen mask and fast forward your life to age 30, when fecal juice is bubbling out of your ass 24/7. Of course, that doesn't matter, seeing as the importance of drumming is more in the execution of one's technique rather than how much of it you have. Too bad Sorum kicks your ass anyway.

You'd be mushed if you ever went up against Matt Sorum in a drum duel! He'd turn you into a creamy pile of washed up cow shit. He'd make you a blubber biscuit. A crunk of crank. A crumped crumpet. A potshot degenerate. Your eyes would be toasted! Your ears would be flushed! Your mind would be scrambled like you just had a flashback of all the Merzbow tracks in the world that you've never heard before! Oh, to let it be even to tyrants and see you squirming in shame on that pedestal as Sorum (probably at least 15 years older than you) dishes out the goods. But you could take him on, right? Let's just see, right?

Right?

I wonder if he'll ever respond.:lmao:

[rerat]

Here it is:

If that right day of justice came and a drum solo ensued, Matt Sorum would have your overrated turd "punk" ass squirming and gasping like a fish in exhaustion alongside your kit. You would be so puked by round 3, you'd probably have to wear a calastame bag just to roll out a paradiddle by the time Sorum lets his chops slide. Matt Sorum would have you reaching for your oxygen mask and fast forward your life to age 30, when fecal juice is bubbling out of your ass 24/7. Of course, that doesn't matter, seeing as the importance of drumming is more in the execution of one's technique rather than how much of it you have. Too bad Sorum kicks your ass anyway.

You'd be mushed if you ever went up against Matt Sorum in a drum duel! He'd turn you into a creamy pile of washed up cow shit. He'd make you a blubber biscuit. A crunk of crank. A crumped crumpet. A potshot degenerate. Your eyes would be toasted! Your ears would be flushed! Your mind would be scrambled like you just had a flashback of all the Merzbow tracks in the world that you've never heard before! Oh, to let it be even to tyrants and see you squirming in shame on that pedestal as Sorum (probably at least 15 years older than you) dishes out the goods. But you could take him on, right? Let's just see, right?

Right?

I wonder if he'll ever respond.:lmao:

Hahaha, you think he really gives a shit what some dumbass little kid thinks about him? He's getting laid and paid, you average class oppinion means nothing to him. Haha, Barker more washed up than Sorum?( assuming it even WAS his real Myspace page..likely not)

[Blazt Furnace]

Hahaha, you think he really gives a shit what some dumbass little kid thinks about him? He's getting laid and paid, you average class oppinion means nothing to him. ( assuming it even WAS his real Myspace page..likely not)

I don't really have anything against him, nor do I really expect him to care, but...Come on! I had fun writing it! And I got to write it to Barker himself.

[SatanTheSith]

Nobody cares.

[rerat]

I don't really have anything against him, nor do I really expect him to care, but...Come on! I had fun writing it! And I got to write it to Barker himself.

presumably to Barker himself. And your 2nd paragraph is kind of lame...crumped crumpet?

[Blazt Furnace]

And your 2nd paragraph is kind of lame...crumped crumpet?

I got out of control.

[rerat]

I got out of control.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKx5cY4OcaI


You're so lame.

[Blazt Furnace]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKx5cY4OcaI


You're so lame.

Uh, I saw that solo, if that's what you're wondering. Pretty mediocre.

[rerat]

Uh, I saw that solo, if that's what you're wondering. Pretty mediocre.

Yes I know, part of your letter is the most recent comment. Which is why I called you lame.

[JesusTheJedi]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKx5cY4OcaI


You're so lame.

Sorry, couldn't hear him over the sound of teenage girls losing their shit.

[rerat]

Sorry, couldn't hear him over the sound of teenage girls losing their shit.

Ehh, i wasn't posting it to show it..I was posting to show that he pasted his letter onto that video, thereby making him lame.

[Blazt Furnace]

But I am that person.

Seriously, if I were a copycat, I wouldn't select something so random.

[rerat]

But I am that person.

Seriously, if I were a copycat, I wouldn't select something so random.

That's what I said, asshair.

[Sezril]

I thoroughly enjoyed reading that!

[atreyu_2020]

Despite being in a shitty band, Travis Barker is a decent drummer, while Matt Sorum plays typical shit anyone can play after 3 weeks starting out.

[slapnpopbass]

Um, Matt Sorum is just another run of the mill drummer. Don't be bashing on Barker.

EXCELLENT DRUMMERS:

Neil Peart
Mike Portnoy
Virgil Donati
Chris Addler
Dave Lombardo

[G-manMET]

Despite being in a shitty band, Travis Barker is a decent drummer, while Matt Sorum plays typical shit anyone can play after 3 weeks starting out.

I don't think you know what you're talking about. Both drummers are pretty simple, but Matt definitely has more variety in his playing. He's not just a rock drummer, he's drummed for the Buddy Rich Big Band before. As can be heard in the link I provided. Travis Barker is EXTREMELY overrated.
http://drummerworld.com/Sound/mattsorumwitch.mp3

Travis Barker plays some pretty typical shit as well...

[Edgecrusher]

Wow OP, you're one sad sack of shit.

How much do you honestly thinks Travis Barker cares?
Not to mention, you do know that's not even his MySpace,
right?

Furthermore, a dumb 15 year old kid doesn't mean shit to him.
He's around 30 years old, if someone who was 7 came up to you
and started bashing you what would you think?

Furthermore, you don't know fucking shit about music if you hold
Matt Sorum on a pedestal. Tom Haake could drum circles around
that fucker with one hand.

[Blazt Furnace]

Despite being in a shitty band, Travis Barker is a decent drummer, while Matt Sorum plays typical shit anyone can play after 3 weeks starting out.

Total exaggeration. Check him out on Burning for Buddy. Sorum is much more versatile than people give him credit for.

EXCELLENT DRUMMERS:

Neil Peart
Mike Portnoy
Virgil Donati
Chris Addler
Dave Lombardo

:sleeping2

Wow OP, you're one sad sack of shit.

How much do you honestly thinks Travis Barker cares?
Not to mention, you do know that's not even his MySpace,
right?

Furthermore, a dumb 15 year old kid doesn't mean shit to him.
He's around 30 years old, if someone who was 7 came up to you
and started bashing you what would you think?

I don't really expect him to care. Actually, I don't even expect him to read it. I just had fun writing it. That's all.

Nobody here is a sad sack of shit. Pretty petty to get angry over a joke letter I sent to Barker's MySpace about how he'd lose a duel.

Hell, though most here probably wouldn't talk about Sorum, ask a lot of people on these boards and they'd probably agree: Travis, while not abysmal, isn't that much of a drummer. His playing seems too revolved around by-the-book pop-punk concept, and his skills aren't a far cry from your noisy garage band neighbors next door.

Furthermore, you don't know fucking shit about music if you hold
Matt Sorum on a pedestal. Tom Haake could drum circles around
that fucker with one hand.

I hold Sorum on a pedestal for his style and approach to songs, just like the rest of my favorite drummers. Not for his technique alone. Just felt like I'd drop him in. I guess I don't know shit about music, because I don't just hop on the Peart/Portnoy bandwagon. Darn.

[SatanTheSith]

You need a more productive way to have fun.

[Blazt Furnace]

The letter didn't take long to write.

I don't buy that "I don't like this guy, therefore, he's a middle-aged troll who spends all day in his mom's basement" cliche anymore.

[GiveItAway]

When you're as successful as he is I doubt he even cares how good he is himself, never mind what you think. When you've made millions and have army's of fans in most countries on the planet, I'm pretty sure you don't worry about your ability any more.

Even if he gave the slightest shit (probably about the equivalent to a reasonably wet fart), I'm sure he'd just turn around, look at his hot wife, his gigantic house, his made kids, check his bank balance and then with a smug grin press delete and never waste any brain activity on you ever again.

[silverspade14]

Travis Barker is older than 30 years old. Why would he be angry about some guy making him younger?

[Edgecrusher]

I don't really expect him to care. Actually, I don't even expect him to read it. I just had fun writing it. That's all.

Nobody here is a sad sack of shit. Pretty petty to get angry over a joke letter I sent to Barker's MySpace about how he'd lose a duel.

Hell, though most here probably wouldn't talk about Sorum, ask a lot of people on these boards and they'd probably agree: Travis, while not abysmal, isn't that much of a drummer. His playing seems too revolved around by-the-book pop-punk concept, and his skills aren't a far cry from your noisy garage band neighbors next door.



I hold Sorum on a pedestal for his style and approach to songs, just like the rest of my favorite drummers. Not for his technique alone. Just felt like I'd drop him in. I guess I don't know shit about music, because I don't just hop on the Peart/Portnoy bandwagon. Darn.

So you except us to say "Oh GOOD ONE MAN! That REALLY MADE me LULZ!!!1!!!"

nice phail...

[Al Paccioli]

When you're as successful as he is I doubt he even cares how good he is himself, never mind what you think. When you've made millions and have army's of fans in most countries on the planet, I'm pretty sure you don't worry about your ability any more.

Even if he gave the slightest shit (probably about the equivalent to a reasonably wet fart), I'm sure he'd just turn around, look at his hot wife, his gigantic house, his made kids, check his bank balance and then with a smug grin press delete and never waste any brain activity on you ever again.

That doesn't mean he can't be dead inside anyways. Haha.

[rerat]

So now that you look like a complete and utter retard, it was a "joke"? You're a sad, sad piece of shit.

[Blazt Furnace]

So you except us to say "Oh GOOD ONE MAN! That REALLY MADE me LULZ!!!1!!!"

nice phail...

So now that you look like a complete and utter retard, it was a "joke"? You're a sad, sad piece of shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/2D-Wookiee/bawww.png

[Pajman]

:sleeping2


What? Neil Peart is the shit.

[Johnny Mei]

:sleeping2

Ok then, let's see your impressive list......