1337larry
12-02-2007, 12:59 AM
The reason we don't trouble ourselves with Iran,
Reason Being: if 300 homosexual dipshits with swords can fight off 250,000 of them, think of what 30,000 straight, bullet-proof, fully equipped men with automatic rifles can do.
Muck: This stuff smells like my armpit
Penkala: At least your armpit's warm
Malarkey: What is this?
Domingus: Nothing you won't eat Malarkey
Muck: I won't eat Malarkey
Laughs and pause
Heffron: I swear I coulda shot Hinkle
Spina: What? Running backwards?
Group shares a laugh, then Lipton walks in
Lipton: Any of y'all seen Dike?
Muck: Can't say I have
Penkala: Try London
Spina: Try Paris
Muck: Try Hinkle
Pause for laughter
Muck: (Crappy German impretion) Hey Hinkle sweety I'm home!
Webster: Don't Salute the Germans!
Janovec: Oh come on, I get a kick out of it. Anyway, I have a new enemy, the Japs, it seems the Army want's to keep me, I only have 75 points. Hey, how many points do you have? You're a Toccoa man right?
Webster: wouldn't you like to know.
Janovec gets in Jeep,
Webster: 81
Janovec: what?
Webster: I have 81 points
Janovec: Well, that's just not good enough!
the three fucks of the Army
Don't fuck off
Don't fuck around
And most importantly: Don't Fuck up
Americans have been outshot by the canadians, no need for explanation.
Well, in any case: A canadian sniper killed an Insurgent from just under two miles away. With an anti-material sniper rifle, so I guess it doesn't count.
Reason Being: if 300 homosexual dipshits with swords can fight off 250,000 of them, think of what 30,000 straight, bullet-proof, fully equipped men with automatic rifles can do.
Muck: This stuff smells like my armpit
Penkala: At least your armpit's warm
Malarkey: What is this?
Domingus: Nothing you won't eat Malarkey
Muck: I won't eat Malarkey
Laughs and pause
Heffron: I swear I coulda shot Hinkle
Spina: What? Running backwards?
Group shares a laugh, then Lipton walks in
Lipton: Any of y'all seen Dike?
Muck: Can't say I have
Penkala: Try London
Spina: Try Paris
Muck: Try Hinkle
Pause for laughter
Muck: (Crappy German impretion) Hey Hinkle sweety I'm home!
Webster: Don't Salute the Germans!
Janovec: Oh come on, I get a kick out of it. Anyway, I have a new enemy, the Japs, it seems the Army want's to keep me, I only have 75 points. Hey, how many points do you have? You're a Toccoa man right?
Webster: wouldn't you like to know.
Janovec gets in Jeep,
Webster: 81
Janovec: what?
Webster: I have 81 points
Janovec: Well, that's just not good enough!
the three fucks of the Army
Don't fuck off
Don't fuck around
And most importantly: Don't Fuck up
Americans have been outshot by the canadians, no need for explanation.
Well, in any case: A canadian sniper killed an Insurgent from just under two miles away. With an anti-material sniper rifle, so I guess it doesn't count.