Michael Jackson Jokes

[daverus]

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
...... cause theres twenty of them!

It was unusual to see Michael Jackson hanging a baby off off his balcony...... usually he tosses them off!

How do u know when is bedtime in Neverland?
...... when the big hand reaches the little hand!

[Grubby]

i hate MJ jokes, this kid at my school makes them all the time and the suck anoos (anus) so i gave up on them

[BlueQuarter]

What's the difference between MJ and pimples?

Pimples don't come on a boys face till there 13.



What does MJ and walmart have in common?

They both half kids underwear 50% off.

[Hanz The German]

whats michael jackson's favourite snack?

Babybell

[dannymscott14]

how is mj and a xbox the same?
their both plastic and little kids turn them on.
how is mj and mcdonalds the same?
they both stick their meat between 7 year old buns.

[[H]]

how cool is mj?

Very cool.

What makes mj's music better than the rest?

He sold fucking over 750 million albums.

[potatopaper]

What's brown,long and found in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's finger.

[TrueEyeCultist]

What's the difference between MJ and pimples?

Pimples don't come on a boys face till there 13.

:lol:

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.

[Edgecrusher]

These were funny when I was 9.

[Jeromiah]

what do micheal jackson and walmart have in common? they both have little boys pants half off.