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Bajee
07-21-2004, 04:08 PM
I was talking to my friends, and we both realized the same thing. Old spice is an evil corperation. Has anyone here ever used old spice, and then switched to another deoderant? It gives you a terrible burning rash. I know at least 3 other people this has happened to. Post away if you have experienced this conspiracy.

FireEater
07-21-2004, 04:10 PM
Never used old spice products. I always thought they were for old men.

FE

pat99872
07-21-2004, 04:12 PM
i use right guard, it smells good ;)

wackojacko
07-21-2004, 04:14 PM
I was talking to my friends, and we both realized the same thing. Old spice is an evil corperation. Has anyone here ever used old spice, and then switched to another deoderant? It gives you a terrible burning rash. I know at least 3 other people this has happened to. Post away if you have experienced this conspiracy.

OMG! YES! I've been using the old spice spray for about 2 months, and then at a friends house, I used his deoderant and my armpits were itching like hellah itchiness.

Bajee
07-21-2004, 04:15 PM
OMG! YES! I've been using the old spice spray for about 2 months, and then at a friends house, I used his deoderant and my armpits were itching like hellah itchiness.

SEE ITS THE TRUTH!!!

Nibor
07-21-2004, 04:17 PM
No, I switch back and forth between old spice and axe bar (solid, normal) deodarent.

Ziggyfeed
07-21-2004, 04:30 PM
I was talking to my friends, and we both realized the same thing. Old spice is an evil corperation. Has anyone here ever used old spice, and then switched to another deoderant? It gives you a terrible burning rash. I know at least 3 other people this has happened to. Post away if you have experienced this conspiracy.

I use speed stick gel. It has a nice scent to it... :D never used old spice tho.

Albeano
07-21-2004, 04:57 PM
never happened to me. I used old spice for about six months and just recently switched to the axe deoderant stick with no problems.

maybe old spice and axe are in cahoots?!!?!

__zBullet_
07-21-2004, 05:04 PM
I was talking to my friends, and we both realized the same thing. Old spice is an evil corperation. Has anyone here ever used old spice, and then switched to another deoderant? It gives you a terrible burning rash. I know at least 3 other people this has happened to. Post away if you have experienced this conspiracy.

Holy crap, I used it for my gym class, and I guess that's what caused the itching... I would come home and itch like crazy.

E-DuB06
07-21-2004, 05:04 PM
Never have this problem if you use axe. Old Spice is for grandpa's cuz they cant feel the burning sensation.

SatanSend
07-21-2004, 05:15 PM
Umm... USE AXE.. Axe rawks man! Comes in what, 15 different flavors now, and it is guaranteed not to give you a rash unless you spray it in the wrong area. :eek:

Spank666
07-21-2004, 05:17 PM
Umm... USE AXE.. Axe rawks man! Comes in what, 15 different flavors now, and it is guaranteed not to give you a rash unless you spray it in the wrong area. :eek:

Heh, kinda like your nuts. My friend did that once, and about 20 seconds later he was on the ground crying.

SatanSend
07-21-2004, 05:20 PM
Heh, kinda like your nuts. My friend did that once, and about 20 seconds later he was on the ground crying.

I have no idea what kind of reaction takes place, got any ideas? Do guys have like uber sensitive sweat glands down there, so when the Axe makes contact, it burns like a fuck? :confused:

dunno34
07-21-2004, 05:25 PM
i'm using old spice right now i'll use one of my brothers deodorant to test it out brb

wackojacko
07-21-2004, 05:26 PM
I have no idea what kind of reaction takes place, got any ideas? Do guys have like uber sensitive sweat glands down there, so when the Axe makes contact, it burns like a fuck? :confused:

Actually, a few moments after you apply the Axe to your crotch the Gamma Gamma Chi Sorority group walks into your room and immediately they just start taking off your clothes and rubbing all over your body..

Towlie
07-21-2004, 05:34 PM
Tried it and hated it then went to right guard. Bajee is right.

Spank666
07-21-2004, 05:50 PM
Actually, a few moments after you apply the Axe to your crotch the Gamma Gamma Chi Sorority group walks into your room and immediately they just start taking off your clothes and rubbing all over your body..

So thats what they were doing in the room. I was wondering where the hell they came from.

Bajee
07-21-2004, 07:54 PM
Tried it and hated it then went to right guard. Bajee is right.

And as far as I know, only Old Spice does this. Seems to me like theyre trying to keep you on oldspice.

Mister King Boo
07-21-2004, 07:57 PM
shit that's fucking true.....i went from Old Spice to Right Guard a couple of months ago, and my armpits started to itch. THOSE FUCKING BITCHES!

UnclePatches
07-22-2004, 01:05 AM
i thought it was just me or somethin i switched to right guard and the rash appeared and it itched and burned

Dark Chocolate
07-22-2004, 01:22 AM
I use right guard with the power stripe. its advertised as an antipersperant, but after i put it on, no matter what im doing, i get huge, wet, flowing pit stains. i keep using it though cause it smells delicious.

Nexon
07-22-2004, 01:34 AM
Umm... USE AXE Axe rawks man! Comes in what, 15 different flavors now, and it is guaranteed not to give you a rash unless you spray it in the wrong area. :eek:

Its the truth, All the guys at my school use it, either that or right guard. I dont mind right guard, I like spray better than stick. any kind of stick hurts when I try to put it on so thats why I only use Axe Now. In fact, Im gonna go put it on right now. :p

The Chronic
07-22-2004, 02:01 AM
Why does everyone use Axe? All the chicks I know hate the smell of Axe.

I use right guard with the power stripe. its advertised as an antipersperant, but after i put it on, no matter what im doing, i get huge, wet, flowing pit stains. i keep using it though cause it smells delicious.
I used to use the regular right guard. Then, the power stripe variety came out. I switched to that and it didn't work at all.

So I am using regular right guard again.

EDIT: 300 posts, w00t.

sunshine
07-22-2004, 02:08 AM
Why does everyone use Axe? All the chicks I know hate the smell of Axe.

I'm not a big fan of it myself, and I think it has false advertisment. It really doesn't drive women crazy, but when my sweetie switched to the "fresh" scent from Old Spice, I was all over him like white on rice in a snow storm on a white paper plate. :D

Dark Chocolate
07-22-2004, 02:10 AM
i love the smell of kilo axe. all the ladies i know love it too!

Spank666
07-22-2004, 02:11 AM
I'm not a big fan of it myself, and I think it has false advertisment. It really doesn't drive women crazy, but when my sweetie switched to the "fresh" scent from Old Spice, I was all over him like white on rice in a snow storm on a white paper plate. :D

Hmm....time for a testing session....

LOJ
07-22-2004, 02:15 AM
I use right guard with the power stripe. its advertised as an antipersperant, but after i put it on, no matter what im doing, i get huge, wet, flowing pit stains. i keep using it though cause it smells delicious.

yeah that stuff sucked wen i used it. i switched to axe and ive never been better.

Towlie
07-22-2004, 02:48 AM
my favorite axe whatever is essence or appollo. I hate tsunami.

Kanism
07-22-2004, 02:54 AM
BRUT!!!!....by Farberge.

Spank666
07-22-2004, 03:03 AM
Two words:

Sex Panther.

Bajee
07-22-2004, 03:14 AM
Two words:

Sex Panther.

90% of the time, it works all the time.

WhatTheFluck295
07-22-2004, 03:17 AM
Two words:

Sex Panther.

Shh...stop using my work name in public...
;)


Anywho, I use Adidas Sport deoderant. I have gotten the whole "itch/rash" thing before, but I've come to the conclusion that it's because I've sweat too much.

IsItLiquidOrICE
07-22-2004, 03:54 AM
Axe is the solution to all your itchiness problems Bajee. Haven't you seen the comercials? Chicks will do you in an elavator man! Old spice sucks, Axe is awesome...

Essence
Kilo
Tsunami
Voodoo


Are my favorites! (Not in that order)

Dual
07-22-2004, 04:12 AM
I don't use deodorant



























No I'm not kidding

Bajee
07-22-2004, 04:14 AM
I don't use deodorant



























No I'm not kidding

Of course you dont, everybody knows asians dont sweat

Dual
07-22-2004, 04:15 AM
Of course you dont, everybody knows asians dont sweat


We sweat alright.....I just don't have a lot of body odor

the Captain
07-22-2004, 01:16 PM
when im putting up furniture and picking up pallets in mississippi the heat and sweat really get to you. thats why i trust...what evers on sale

Sezril
07-22-2004, 01:36 PM
I use a few different deodorizers, but never encountered this problem...

I hate Old Spice, though. It smells really strong and wears off quickly unless you cake the shit under your arms, which makes you smell like a fucking wastebin.

That, or I'm ridiculously perspirant.

Red300ZX
07-22-2004, 03:06 PM
I was talking to my friends, and we both realized the same thing. Old spice is an evil corperation. Has anyone here ever used old spice, and then switched to another deoderant? It gives you a terrible burning rash. I know at least 3 other people this has happened to. Post away if you have experienced this conspiracy.

I've been using Old Spice for a long while and every time I've ever had to use another brand I got a damn vicious rash...bastards.

pat99872
07-22-2004, 04:36 PM
i remember the first deoderant i started using was old spice.. i started to notice that my armpits started itching really bad. i thought i was allergic so i switched to right guard. bajee IS right :eek: