You know why jesus never played hockey right?

[navid]

he always got nailed in the boards




yeah, that jesus, never did like drinking.. why? he never liked getting hammered

[benj]

Why dont jesus eat M&Ms?

They fall through his hands.


Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting

[Nemo]

Why dont jesus eat M&Ms?

They fall through his hands.


Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting

Those were excellent.

OP i lol'd too.