Math Jokes/pickup lines

[Stiffman]

Being a math nerd, my friends and I would have fun during study breaks with some math jokes/pickup lines. Hopefully there are some people on here who can also appreciate it (I know this isn't for everyone and everyone might not get these jokes).

Yo mama's so dumb she tried to figure out if the World Series converged.

How can I know all these digits of pi and not know your phone number?

Let's go back to my place and see if you can increase my logarithm exponentially.

:D

[Trojan.Exe]

I got a nice one.

How many faggots does it take to fuck? .6

[TICKLETIME]

Heres one i came up with in math class (i failed)

URAQT(pie symbol), works alright with girls (they laugh) it didnt work on my teacher (he didnt laugh)

[Stiffman]

Hah, nice tickletime.

Hey baby, you got an acute butt. (lame yeah)

[Ragable]

You must get all the ladies

[Stiffman]

Marrying one in a few weeks. That's all I need. I'll leave the rest for you. Even gave you some pickup lines.

[louis117]

Hey baby, do you work in a jean factory? because you could work in mine.

[Gunit9690]

I wish i was Sin squared and you were Cosine squared so that together we could be 1

((sin(x))^(2) + (cos(x))^(2)=1)


And

i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curve



both of those get me mad amounts of bitches

[Rambler]

Hah, nice tickletime.

Hey baby, you got an acute butt. (lame yeah)

That would be fucking disgusting.

[SolidSnake]

That would be fucking disgusting.

Do you even know what he means by that...SMALL and there are many girls with small butts?:ahhh:

[Rambler]

Do you even know what he means by that...SMALL and there are many girls with small butts?:ahhh:

A butt that is less than 90°, that's nasty.

[HereLiesMatthew]

Being a math nerd, my friends and I would have fun during study breaks
:D

Marrying one in a few weeks. That's all I need. I'll leave the rest for you. Even gave you some pickup lines.

Hahaha, you're in school and you're getting married. Your life fuckin' blows. Lemme guess, she was the first girl you slept with?

[burningcow422]

Hahaha, you're in school and you're getting married. Your life fuckin' blows. Lemme guess, she was the first girl you slept with?

now how can you make that conclusion over some internet forum thread? don't be a dick.

yeah this thread is socially awkward but girls could be socially awkward too.

as long as you're happy.

[Stiffman]

Hahaha, you're in school and you're getting married. Your life fuckin' blows. Lemme guess, she was the first girl you slept with?

Yeah, I'm in school, it's called a doctorate program. I have my masters, a full-time professor, just bought a house and am getting married soon. Yeah my life blows :rolleyes:

Burningcow thanks for being mature. Yeah its a dumb joke very few people get, so what. Just being fun, I can totally understand people think it's silly. I won't make any conclusions about your life HereLiesMattew (though I could) because that's not something one can fairly do over the internet.

[Stiffman]

Oh and to keep things going (I do appreciate what's been contributed)

this is going to be hard without math symbols, but here goes,

sqrt (-1/64)


integral (2xdx) from 10-13

(you might not understand either of these without calculus)

[chalupa]

All I have to say is "r squared dr (http://homepage.smc.edu/nestler_andrew/math7/rdrr.htm)."

[HopeInHer]

Wow, I knew I took calculus in high school for something.

[HereLiesMatthew]

Yeah, I'm in school, it's called a doctorate program. I have my masters, a full-time professor, just bought a house and am getting married soon. Yeah my life blows :rolleyes:

Burningcow thanks for being mature. Yeah its a dumb joke very few people get, so what. Just being fun, I can totally understand people think it's silly. I won't make any conclusions about your life HereLiesMattew (though I could) because that's not something one can fairly do over the internet.

A full-time professor who posts on the ebaumsworld forum? What college do you teach at, Ronald McDonald School of fucking Hamburgers?

[girishisgr8]

Lol..thats relli sad