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Elephant
01-05-2008, 02:50 PM
first, ask me if im a truck.
Ragable
01-05-2008, 03:09 PM
Are you in a truck?
mr.wow
01-05-2008, 04:14 PM
Are you a truck?
....
01-05-2008, 04:23 PM
Are you a truck?

And im guessing your answer is going to be no and thats your joke. Bravo
Liberator13
01-05-2008, 04:24 PM
He's banned.


Funny joke! Bravo!
Frostdaddy
01-05-2008, 05:11 PM
Well, I loled.
Elephant
01-07-2008, 07:21 PM
Are you a truck?


no, what kind of stupid question is that.
BadFish
01-14-2008, 06:29 PM
That was funny...
etpmatt
01-14-2008, 08:15 PM
Funniest joke i've ever heard.......
Canty
01-14-2008, 08:37 PM
What's worse than letting the McCanns take your kids on holiday?

Letting Colin McRae take them in his helicopter.

Well I thought it was funny.
girishisgr8
01-15-2008, 03:04 AM
fuck that wuz damn funny !! nice one mahn...
Tillit
01-15-2008, 09:21 AM
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in
it. He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast. He says, "Oh, I'm
so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be
able to forgive me." She
looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis
is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 204."
BadFish
01-15-2008, 04:20 PM
^lol good one...

A Duck walks into a hospital goes to the front desk and says...I need to see a quack!

What kind of jeans does a ghost wear...boo jeans..
VacationMAN
01-16-2008, 07:27 AM
liked that one
Acidic Piss
01-16-2008, 04:23 PM
What's worse than letting the McCanns take your kids on holiday?

Letting Colin McRae take them in his helicopter.

Well I thought it was funny.

Too much Mc for one joke,
Mr.SelfDestruct
01-16-2008, 05:18 PM
What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

.You can't gargle sand..
joric
01-17-2008, 04:17 AM
That was a funny joke. But no laughs!
girishisgr8
01-17-2008, 11:14 AM
What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

.You can't gargle sand..

excuse me? what??
chalupa
01-17-2008, 12:53 PM
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?



You can't eat your way out of the truck full of bowling balls.
flamestorm
01-20-2008, 01:44 PM
no, what kind of stupid question is that.

hehe pretty funny
Cerebral
01-21-2008, 03:52 AM
What's the Blue Man Group's favorite sport?

Water polo.
cuz it makes them invisible

What do you call a Jamaican with glasses?


Rastafoureyes.