Masturbation at its best... or worst.

[Defilar]

I once got caught by my brothers girl friend while saying high to my monster (12 year old monster). She was about 23 (my brother is roughly the same age as her.
For some odd reason she decided to tell everyone in my immediate family, fortunately none of them mentioned it and just pretended it never happend for my humility sake! :eek:

[Elephant]

she was overwhelmed by the size of your 2 incher. your brother never heard the end of it, and hes now green with envy.


nice joke BTW

[Defilar]

she was overwhelmed by the size of your 2 incher. your brother never heard the end of it, and hes now green with envy.


nice joke BTW

I am not kidding, that was 12 years ago so I am not too worried now, and it was more like 2 1/9456 of a inch biotch! ;)

[jayweezie21]

haha thats funny...im surprised noone got all drunk and talked shit about it ever.