10 best pick-up lines

[Leumas]

see, im in a Journalism class, and i have an article due for our Feb. issue.
i picked 10 best pick-up lines, so here's mine, and if u have somin to comment or add one of ur own, that'd be appreciated

10) u live in Tenesee? cuz ur the only ten i see.
9) I lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?
8) are those astronaut pants? cuz ur butt is out of this world.
7) I lost my number, can i have urs?
6) oww, i scraped my knee when i fell for u.
5) if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.
4) u own a lumber mill? cuz uve been givin me wood all day
3) how much does a polar bear weigh? i thinks hes heavy enuf to break the ice, my name is ______.
2) does this rag smell like chloroform?
1)


i really dont like 6 thru 10, but i cant think of anyothers, plz help me, and give me really good/funny lines. the more original or unused, the better.

[menace64]

"Hey, let's fuck."

[Lost216]

You might as well sleep with me, because I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyways

[Cerebral]

That's some hard hitting journalism.

[refoops]

Why are you in Journalism class if you can't construct sentences. You write like a dyslexic 6 year old girl.

[Tosca]

Where's number one?

[naina421]

where the hell did u find all this shit.........

[Leumas]

You might as well sleep with me, because I'm gonna tell all my friends you did anyways
lol, i kinda like that one

Why are you in Journalism class if you can't construct sentences. You write like a dyslexic 6 year old girl.
y does it matter in teh internetz? journalism is formal, iternetz aint.

Where's number one?
couldnt think of enuf, that y i need ur help

where the hell did u find all this shit.........
stuff ive heard over the years

[r3v3r3nd]

1) I bet you I can cum before you can spell the word rape.

[sam_lock]

:idea: Nice shoes, lets fuck.....

[Cliff_Edge]

I'm pretty good with the ladies, and I can tell you 100% that pick up lines are unnecessary. If she laughs and is actually into you after saying one of those lame fucking lines, she would've been into you no matter what you said.

Just go strike up a conversation about anything to a girl, make it semi-related to whatever you guys are doing at the time. That way if she has a boyfriend/isn't interested you can still see her and it won't be awkward. You won't be the douchebag Ten-I-See guy.

[Pat The Baker]

No shit pick up lines aren't necessary. They are just generally funny. The good ones are anyways.

[Offcell]

i made one up for when your in the library,

Lets make like the pages of this book and get under the covers.

[StairridersInc.]

You look like you make a great sandwich

I like a woman who can open a beer

I didnt know the road between the kitchen and the bedroom had a nightclub in it!

[sKin]

You look like you make a great sandwich

I like a woman who can open a beer

I didnt know the road between the kitchen and the bedroom had a nightclub in it!

Brilliant!! :boink:

[Nemo]

Do you give head to strangers?

*no*

Allow me to introduce myself.

[Fantom2993]

Pardon me ma'am, would you mind if I ate your pussy?

[shuvit087]

"Hey baby, we should make a baby... so I can have sex with it."

I actually said this to a girl I had just met one night. Her and I have been going out for like a year and a half now.

[lolfearlol]

Are you from Chille? Cos your really Hot.
Are you from jamaica? Cos you are Ja-makin-me crazy.

My personal Fave:
'Dose this Rag smell like chloroform?'

[4savo4]

" Hi can you catch?" "Why?" "Because you've got two balls flying your way"

[snagz]

lolz... she must be a very lucky girl.

[86shaina]

see, im in a Journalism class, and i have an article due for our Feb. issue.
i picked 10 best pick-up lines, so here's mine, and if u have somin to comment or add one of ur own, that'd be appreciated

10) u live in Tenesee? cuz ur the only ten i see.
9) I lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?
8) are those astronaut pants? cuz ur butt is out of this world.
7) I lost my number, can i have urs?
6) oww, i scraped my knee when i fell for u.
5) if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.
4) u own a lumber mill? cuz uve been givin me wood all day
3) how much does a polar bear weigh? i thinks hes heavy enuf to break the ice, my name is ______.
2) does this rag smell like chloroform?
1)


i really dont like 6 thru 10, but i cant think of anyothers, plz help me, and give me really good/funny lines. the more original or unused, the better.
i dun hav ne pik up lines as such but ya a few suggestions.... change d 2,4,5 n 10th... n use d "u might as well sleep wid me" ...from lost216.... sorry if i m makin things tougher 4 u!!! jus a sugestion...!!!

[GRTBIRDMAN]

1) I wish you were sin^2 so i can be cos^2 and together we can be 1.

[ImThatMick]

"Ay ho! Lemme' rub my fuckbutter all on dem' tittes!" - Works every time.

[dcam0326]

I'm pretty good with the ladies, and I can tell you 100% that pick up lines are unnecessary. If she laughs and is actually into you after saying one of those lame fucking lines, she would've been into you no matter what you said.

Just go strike up a conversation about anything to a girl, make it semi-related to whatever you guys are doing at the time. That way if she has a boyfriend/isn't interested you can still see her and it won't be awkward. You won't be the douchebag Ten-I-See guy.

Umm yeah hi, welcome to the jokes forum. Not the "How to pick up women forum" this thread is for fun. Not because we think these lines are smart to say. GTFO

[cloudfox]

Your legs are like peanut butter, babe. Creamy and easy to spread!

[schram101]

1) I wish you were sin^2 so i can be cos^2 and together we can be 1.

Best one ever... Trig proofs always get you the girls

[HereLiesMatthew]

You're going to fail your Journalism class. Your content is complete shit, and your grammar and writing skills are poor at best. Just drop the class and cut your losses short.

[XxDazedxX]

*zip* hi there.

[FakeScience]

"The word is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Ever been horseback riding?"
"[Insert irrelevant response here]"
"What about snake riding?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the on--bend over."

[waht]

is your phaser on low? because you're stunning

[scoost]

1. you want me to go down on you?

[chalupa]

Nice tits let's fuck.

[Joosbockz]

Are you tired, because your really fat.

[Rootraz]

Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I wouldn't mind tappin that ass!

[Maelstrom]

Lets go to my place, order a pizza and fuck. If she says no, What, you dont like pizza?

[Fordguy300]

If i told you that you had a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a while.

[Awesome-o]

"do you still have your virginity? If not it's alright but I would still like to see the box it came in"

[shlukas]

# 1. Abra-Kadabra, i wanna reach out and grab ya.

[Cur67]

I may not be Fred Flintstone,
But, I can make your bed rock.

[McShady]

1) I bet you I can cum before you can spell the word rape.

quoted for WINRAR

Runner up: Are you tired, because your really fat.

[Reptar]

Hey, let me get up in them guts.

[tenaka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qe8CN0FLPE

[chalupa]

You're so beautiful, I want to stick my penis into your vagina.

[kevinsmith]

Who needs pick up lines...just sing You've Lost the Lovin' Feeling. It worked for Tom Cruise.

[Doinitbig]

Would you care to engage in non-procreatory sexual intercourse for a brief period of time in the bedroom quarters of my abode?

[starglider]

This bar sure is a meat market -- and you're the filet mignon

[lovestospooge]

do you have a mirror in your pants cos i can really see myself in them ;)
nice legs, what time do they open ;)
are you a parking ticket cos you have fine written all over you ;)

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.";)

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!;););)

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print;)

[duel]

"Your feet touch the floor when you sit on the toilet, that's old enough for me."