Misha2kx
02-04-2008, 10:54 AM
This one is a translation of one of the most awesome jokes I know. It is a bit different from the usual English humor, but I will give it a try and hope you will enjoy it: D
Legend: P.C - Prince Charming, E- Emperor, SW - Snow-white
In a kingdom far, far away there was Prince Charming, a beautiful and skilled champion of virtue, pride of his father, the Emperor and of his kingdom. As years passed and the Prince reached the age of 25, only one worry shrouded his father thoughts: the fact that he never saw his son with a woman. Feeling a bit afraid for his royal bloodline he decided to have a men-to-men talk with his son:
E: - Tell me, son, do you like women?
P.C.: - Yeah, father, I do, I do!
E: - So how come I never see u with any women?!?
P.C.: - Father, I am so shy, I never know what to say when I am around them
E: - Fear not, my son, for I, your father, will teach u how to behave! Tell me, do you like to go in discos and clubs?
P.C.: - Yeah, father, I do, I do!
E: - Well, go then tonight, and when u see a girl you’d like on the dance floor, go next to her, dance a little, show your muscles(at least those u have), and then talk to her !
P.C: – And what do I say, father, what do I say???
E: - Well, ask her about her name, her age, her sign, and then all should go smoothly from that point!
More decided then ever P.C. goes to Disco that night. He gets a seat near bar and while enjoying his Long Island Cocktail he surveys the dance floor. Moments later, he discovers a girl so beautiful dancing in the middle and surrounded by several pretenders. P.C. one shots the cocktail and goes near her. To his huge disappointment, until he reaches her spot, the girl leaves and goes to the bathroom. He returns to the bar and wait…5mins…10 mins….15min…25 min……. After half hour the girl returns to the dance floor. P.C. decides not to skip the moment and rushes near her. He dances a minute near showing his muscles and making sure the girl notices him, and then goes to her:
P.C.: - Hello!
Girl: - Hi!
P.C.: - My name is Prince Charming, what’s yours?
Girl: - I’m Snow White.
P.C.: -Nice name… I’m 25 btw, how old are u?
SW: - ermm…..I’m 24…
P.C: - So nice. We have almost same age! What’s your sign??
S.W.: - I’m a Virgo…
P.C.: - And I’m a Lion…our signs go so well together, I’ve read in a newspaper!
Here P.C. stops and panics. The questions from his father ended and everything didn’t go smoothly at all. ”What to say, what to say”, he thought. Every second seemed like an eternity, every moment of silence made him look even more stupid in her eyes.
Panicked, but sure on himself, he closed SW’s ear and whispered with a compassionate and understanding look on his face:
-So what did u do, took a shit???? :O
Legend: P.C - Prince Charming, E- Emperor, SW - Snow-white
In a kingdom far, far away there was Prince Charming, a beautiful and skilled champion of virtue, pride of his father, the Emperor and of his kingdom. As years passed and the Prince reached the age of 25, only one worry shrouded his father thoughts: the fact that he never saw his son with a woman. Feeling a bit afraid for his royal bloodline he decided to have a men-to-men talk with his son:
E: - Tell me, son, do you like women?
P.C.: - Yeah, father, I do, I do!
E: - So how come I never see u with any women?!?
P.C.: - Father, I am so shy, I never know what to say when I am around them
E: - Fear not, my son, for I, your father, will teach u how to behave! Tell me, do you like to go in discos and clubs?
P.C.: - Yeah, father, I do, I do!
E: - Well, go then tonight, and when u see a girl you’d like on the dance floor, go next to her, dance a little, show your muscles(at least those u have), and then talk to her !
P.C: – And what do I say, father, what do I say???
E: - Well, ask her about her name, her age, her sign, and then all should go smoothly from that point!
More decided then ever P.C. goes to Disco that night. He gets a seat near bar and while enjoying his Long Island Cocktail he surveys the dance floor. Moments later, he discovers a girl so beautiful dancing in the middle and surrounded by several pretenders. P.C. one shots the cocktail and goes near her. To his huge disappointment, until he reaches her spot, the girl leaves and goes to the bathroom. He returns to the bar and wait…5mins…10 mins….15min…25 min……. After half hour the girl returns to the dance floor. P.C. decides not to skip the moment and rushes near her. He dances a minute near showing his muscles and making sure the girl notices him, and then goes to her:
P.C.: - Hello!
Girl: - Hi!
P.C.: - My name is Prince Charming, what’s yours?
Girl: - I’m Snow White.
P.C.: -Nice name… I’m 25 btw, how old are u?
SW: - ermm…..I’m 24…
P.C: - So nice. We have almost same age! What’s your sign??
S.W.: - I’m a Virgo…
P.C.: - And I’m a Lion…our signs go so well together, I’ve read in a newspaper!
Here P.C. stops and panics. The questions from his father ended and everything didn’t go smoothly at all. ”What to say, what to say”, he thought. Every second seemed like an eternity, every moment of silence made him look even more stupid in her eyes.
Panicked, but sure on himself, he closed SW’s ear and whispered with a compassionate and understanding look on his face:
-So what did u do, took a shit???? :O