Embarrassing Sex Moments

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My husband was just getting over having the flu really bad. he was too sick to have sex but he said hed go down on me. i heard this fart, he stopped and looked up- and said "I definitely just shit my pants". he went to the bathroom to wash up, came back and he was nice enough to finish.

[Osama Bin Laden]

i dont get it

[Lemoritz]

so wait wait wait... you shit on your husbands face and he still gave you a rimjob thats disgusting.

[Kaije]

wtf?

10wtfs

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Well since I havent and will never have sex, I cant tell you my moments, however I can tell you one that is very memorable!

Two lesbians begin caressing each other and both take off their tops, one woman stands up as the other licks her body, the woman standing moans in pleasure whilst the other woman methodically licks her butt cheeks!

The woman standing then allows her feces to leave her anus, thus covering her counterpart with feces, the two then put the feces in a cup and begin licking it for several minutes, once both women felt satisfied, they both decide to make out whilst there are still visible traces of feces surrounding their mouths, period

[Bicepto]

Well since I havent and will never have sex, I cant tell you my moments, however I can tell you one that is very memorable!

Two lesbians begin caressing each other and both take off their tops, one woman stands up as the other licks her body, the woman standing moans in pleasure whilst the other woman methodically licks her butt cheeks!

The woman standing then allows her feces to leave her anus, thus covering her counterpart with feces, the two then put the feces in a cup and begin licking it for several minutes, once both women felt satisfied, they both decide to make out whilst there are still visible traces of feces surrounding their mouths, period

And this is embarassing... how?

[Cliff_Edge]

Embarassing sex moments? One word...queefs.

Air always gets shoved in when you do doggie.

[dcam0326]

I havent and will never have sex

REALLY? NO!
:O

One time i was in the basement, and my dad opened the door upstairs and she jumped and fell over and my blowjob was ruined.

[lizzypoo]

i was on a cruise and this guy was going down on me and i totally farted in his face. he still continued...yes!