I'm Having A Bad Week

[Cliff_Edge]

Last Monday I ate out a black chick's pussy...I got cotton mouth!

*Badoom-ching*


And yesterday I came home to see my girlfriend had all her shit packed. "Baby, are you leaving me?" I cried.

"Yeah, word around the neighborhood is that you're a pedophile!" she said.

"Pedophile? That's a big word for a nine year old"



Thanks folks I'm here all night.

[Peer_Pwnage]

That's good to know, because my little sister would be pretty upset if you left.

[EVO_9MR]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHA!!

...that was so unfunny i had to laugh

[Cliff_Edge]

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHA!!

...that was so unfunny i had to laugh


Todays Jumble is "Up Shut The Fuck". See if you can unscramble it.