Riddle

[dcam0326]

Whats black, white, and red all over, and has trouble going through a revolving door?
First one to guess right gets 10 internets

[KingKen69]

Either a dirty newspaper or!

Michael Jackson, hes black and white, and when i punch him out hes red all over, and he can't walk straight! What do i win?

[dck42069dck]

A penguin with a spear through it's head?

[Osama Bin Laden]

a blind nigger in a KKK Robe that has been shot seven times in the chest.

[KingKen69]

Well what about a piece of bird poo mixed with a piece of normal poo, that someone who pooed it out had a bowel infection and bled into it. Black white red it all fits lol.

[dcam0326]

A penguin with a spear through it's head?

close, not a penguin!

[Relapse2000]

A nun with a spear through her head
google ftw

[Maelstrom]

Its gotta be a nun with a spear in her head taking a bloody shit on a newspaper.

[dcam0326]

A nun with a spear through her head
google ftw

Winnah! But you recieve no internetz for your half assed effort.
dck42069dck recieves 6 internetz for his close (but not quite) guess

[KingKen69]

What form of reward are internetz?? Lol. And what did i win? My answer was witty AND funny lol. That was pretty funny in my opinion, especially because i like making jokes about MJ.

[dudeinanigloo]

I will continue with a riddle that stumped the EBWF community for months.

A notorious counterfeiter is known for making perfect copies of original bills. Perfect. As in, the counterfeit bill is identical to the original one in every way imaginable. However, this counterfeiter makes a fatal mistake one day, and gets caught. Neither he nor the cops saw this coming. What was his mistake?

[Devastation]

He ran out of copy paper.

[chalupa]

I will continue with a riddle that stumped the EBWF community for months.

A notorious counterfeiter is known for making perfect copies of original bills. Perfect. As in, the counterfeit bill is identical to the original one in every way imaginable. However, this counterfeiter makes a fatal mistake one day, and gets caught. Neither he nor the cops saw this coming. What was his mistake?

He used the same bill too many times, and people got curious about all the 5's and ten's suddenly in circulation that said "www.wheresgeorge.com." Then some astute detective with a gruff exterior, a drinking problem, and a heart of gold, who was wrongly accused of beating a black man during an arrest and breaking his leg (even though his leg was already broken while escaping out the window during a B & E), and was therefore put on desk duty, made all the right connections. He decided to go against the Chief's orders and went back out into the field, secretly, and in bringing the counterfeiter to justice uncovered the link to the Russian mob, which not only was involved in counterfeiting, but also drug smuggling and forced prostitution.

In the end the detective was kicked off the force for violating the terms of his suspension, until the benevolent mayor came forward and threatened to bust the Chief's butt back to Sergeant if threw the detective out. Plus the detective got laid by a disproportionately hot chick.


did I get it right?

[KingKen69]

He was a smoker and he burnt 1 of the bills? Or maybe he just maybe he just misprinted on one of them because he just MADE 1 MISTAKE?

[dudeinanigloo]

...drug smuggling and forced prostitution.
Oh shit. Who told you that?

But seriously. Keep guessing.

[Just a nobody]

he is known. that is the error

[dudeinanigloo]

he is known. that is the error
Yes, he is known, but nobody has ever been able to catch him in the act until now.

[joric]

Its gotta be a nun with a spear in her head taking a bloody shit on a newspaper.

That is real funny!

[KingKen69]

Well, could you please give us some more information? Shiggedy shiggedy shwa.
His machine broke and the ink squired a little bit on one of them and neither him or the cops saw it coming?

Shiggedy shiggedy sh...what about that?

[dudeinanigloo]

Well, could you please give us some more information? Shiggedy shiggedy shwa.
His machine broke and the ink squired a little bit on one of them and neither him or the cops saw it coming?

Shiggedy shiggedy sh...what about that?
No, the machine didn't break. It was working fine.

Trust me, the solution is there.

[Jordan]

No, the machine didn't break. It was working fine.

Trust me, the solution is there.

He used his semen as the ink?

[Just a nobody]

No, the machine didn't break. It was working fine.

Trust me, the solution is there.

give some hints this is hard

[i like food]

hmm....
his mistake was fatal!
or.........
he got caught!

[crazynick0]

A notorious counterfeiter is known for making perfect copies of original bills. Perfect. As in, the counterfeit bill is identical to the original one in every way imaginable. However, this counterfeiter makes a fatal mistake one day, and gets caught. Neither he nor the cops saw this coming. What was his mistake?

He died in a sudden way, then when the cops investigated, they found his counterfeiting stuff.

[Peer_Pwnage]

I will continue with a riddle that stumped the EBWF community for months.

A notorious counterfeiter is known for making perfect copies of original bills. Perfect. As in, the counterfeit bill is identical to the original one in every way imaginable. However, this counterfeiter makes a fatal mistake one day, and gets caught. Neither he nor the cops saw this coming. What was his mistake?

He used bills with the same serial number? Or something to do with them having the same serial number.

[Just a nobody]

He died in a sudden way, then when the cops investigated, they found his counterfeiting stuff.


i think your right

[imrikk]

he copied a wrong/fake/etc note. Therefore it was the same, but still wrong.

[imrikk]

Unless he got hit by a train. Fatal, and he obviously didnt see it coming.

Or origional bills: old style of money? Or wrong country? meh, lots of viable answers.

[Peer_Pwnage]

Is he ever gonna come back and tell us what the answers is :squint:

[gators#1]

he got caught in the printing machine, resulting in is death

[i like food]

Is he ever gonna come back and tell us what the answers is :squint:

siriusly huh XD

[dudeinanigloo]

Fuck, sorry for not coming back to this sooner, guys. :banghead: Been busy lately.

he copied a wrong/fake/etc note. Therefore it was the same, but still wrong.
Correct! He copied a counterfeit bill, and got caught using it.

You win a million cookies.

[Peer_Pwnage]

Lame riddle lame answer

[chalupa]

My answer was better, because it also had a back story.

[i like food]

what a fuckin rip.

[Peer_Pwnage]

chalupa's answer is now the right answer!

[dudeinanigloo]

chalupa's answer is now the right answer!
Sorry, already gave away the cookies. It shall not be changed.

[crazynick0]

the "winning answer" makes no sense, as you said the answer to the riddle is in the riddle itself, where the only hint is "fatal mistake" which implies he died, therefore my answer is right due to the fact that you stated that the answer was in the riddle and the answer you said was right had nothing to do with anything in the riddle. I win :)

[i like food]

fuck the quote winning answer unquote
it shudda been this - the man was gay and he eventually gave up counterfitting dollar bills because he realized he was missing out on pussy and could have used all that money he made to get laid by hawt bitches and not black dicks and when he got caught, he started to cry and admitted that his real crime was that he had been gay all his life due to the fact that he was buttraped by michael jackson (which in reality, was no excuse for him to turn gay but he thought why not lets give it a go, and btw it happened while mj was still black) and now hes still in prison to this day, hoping he will be able to get a taste of that sweet golden (pink) treasure. The End.

[Peer_Pwnage]

fuck the quote winning answer unquote
it shudda been this - the man was gay and he eventually gave up counterfitting dollar bills because he realized he was missing out on pussy and could have used all that money he made to get laid by hawt bitches and not black dicks and when he got caught, he started to cry and admitted that his real crime was that he had been gay all his life due to the fact that he was buttraped by michael jackson (which in reality, was no excuse for him to turn gay but he thought why not lets give it a go, and btw it happened while mj was still black) and now hes still in prison to this day, hoping he will be able to get a taste of that sweet golden (pink) treasure. The End.

Phail.....

[i like food]

Phail.....

-_-
you do better

[imrikk]

Wow... this forum has really detiorated into meaningless thoughts, and angry statements at the answer of the riddle, haha