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GrayMatter
02-22-2008, 01:51 PM
This is my first joke here, so please don't eat me.


The French army (hehe) were marching along some grassy plains. Suddenly, from the top of a hill in front of the army, an American appeared. He shouted, "I bet that one French soldier can't beat up an American!"

So the French army sent a soldier over the hill to fight the American. There was screaming, and the American came back over the hill. He shouted again, "I bet that 5 French soldiers can't beat up an American!"

So the French sent 5 soldiers. There was screaming and bloodshed, and again the Amiercan came over the hill victorious. This process continued for 10 soldiers, 20 soldiers and 50 soldiers...and so the French sent up all 15,000 of their troops.

There was screaming and death and violence and bloodshed. After 2 hours of fighting, one of the French officers crawled over the hill and screamed,

"General! It's a trap! There are two of them!"

willsk84food.
02-22-2008, 02:34 PM
NOM NOM NOM! I just ate you.

Edit: I like the joke just because I am American and we kick ass. Thanks for the chuckle.

GrayMatter
02-22-2008, 09:28 PM
*tips hat*

Liberator13
02-22-2008, 10:13 PM
Hahaha, wellll done.

Victor Franko
02-22-2008, 10:39 PM
Thank you for that. I needed a quick laugh.

david_slupper
02-23-2008, 01:56 AM
hahaha, good one.

babydave13
02-23-2008, 10:47 AM
love it, and here is another one, its an oldie but a goodie:

How many gears are on french tanks?

5 - 1 Forward and 4 Reverse.

KingKen69
02-25-2008, 03:53 PM
Dave your not funny, guy who made this post, give yourself a bat on the back you did alright this time lol. I hope you can think of more good ones, shiggedy shiggedy shwa.

willsk84food.
02-26-2008, 04:35 PM
i got one

how did american colonists with few hunting rifles manage to revolt from the british empire?

with the aid of the kingdom of france, who provided weapons and troops to fight the british.

What about...

How many wars has France won?

Liberator13
02-26-2008, 04:50 PM
What about...

How many wars has France won?

One, mainly because the enemy was French too.

;)

Norgol
02-26-2008, 05:29 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

Liberator13
02-26-2008, 05:53 PM
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showpost.php?p=3314271&postcount=1