GrayMatter
02-22-2008, 01:51 PM
This is my first joke here, so please don't eat me.
The French army (hehe) were marching along some grassy plains. Suddenly, from the top of a hill in front of the army, an American appeared. He shouted, "I bet that one French soldier can't beat up an American!"
So the French army sent a soldier over the hill to fight the American. There was screaming, and the American came back over the hill. He shouted again, "I bet that 5 French soldiers can't beat up an American!"
So the French sent 5 soldiers. There was screaming and bloodshed, and again the Amiercan came over the hill victorious. This process continued for 10 soldiers, 20 soldiers and 50 soldiers...and so the French sent up all 15,000 of their troops.
There was screaming and death and violence and bloodshed. After 2 hours of fighting, one of the French officers crawled over the hill and screamed,
"General! It's a trap! There are two of them!"
The French army (hehe) were marching along some grassy plains. Suddenly, from the top of a hill in front of the army, an American appeared. He shouted, "I bet that one French soldier can't beat up an American!"
So the French army sent a soldier over the hill to fight the American. There was screaming, and the American came back over the hill. He shouted again, "I bet that 5 French soldiers can't beat up an American!"
So the French sent 5 soldiers. There was screaming and bloodshed, and again the Amiercan came over the hill victorious. This process continued for 10 soldiers, 20 soldiers and 50 soldiers...and so the French sent up all 15,000 of their troops.
There was screaming and death and violence and bloodshed. After 2 hours of fighting, one of the French officers crawled over the hill and screamed,
"General! It's a trap! There are two of them!"