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[break3r]

So I got off work, decided to run to the bank to deposit some money. I see red lights behind me. so i pull over, the guy is being a prick right off the bat. he says do you know why i pulled you over, i say no. first, it started with the windows. then he says pop the hood and get out of the car. so he proceeds to look at every little detail of my stock engine. is this stock? is this stock? is this stock? blah blah blah. then he asks if i race. I’m like uhh no, i commute to work everyday and thats about it. so he tells me to close the hood, then get back in the car. he makes me start it up, rev to 2500rpms, WHICH IS NOT VERY LOUD.

so he tells me to get back out, and says yeah its not that loud, but its not smog legal. he wants to know what i did to the exhaust… well i put on cat back. uhh whats a cat back, is that like the manufacturer or something?? no, its the exhaust from the catalytic converter back.. oh, so you did take the catalytic converter off? NO, its still there. uhh well why is your muffler so black? i told him i don’t know, it runs rich from the factory. this went on and on for a while, he called his buddies. made me get in and out a few more times, couldn’t figure out why its so black. he even wiped my pipe with his finger haha. anyways, finally lets me go, and tells me if he sees me again without all that stuff fixed, “its going to get ugly”

[jacl<a$$]

So, what do you have to fix?

[yamahadrummer]

this is why i love nebraska...
that guy would of thrown me in jail me for my stang but here in good ol' nebraska, no one gives a shit:D

[break3r]

Well there are a shit load of loud ricers that no one seems to care about. BTW, I am not fixing anything just because some car illiterate cop doesnt know what hes talking about. Everything is legal.

[Total Madman]

If you're below 21 and get pulled over in England the cops will search every inch of your car until they find something they can prosecute you on. Usually it's a bulge in a tyre or something fucking stupid like that.

[clutch-monkey]

heh, the cops always wave me past and pull over joe ricer in his skyline or silvia behind me instead, to search for defects

[RTShadow]

this is why i love nebraska...
that guy would of thrown me in jail me for my stang but here in good ol' nebraska, no one gives a shit:D

indeed, I even downshift pulling up on cops here in Bellevue at the stoplights, my exhaust is stock, but without mufflers it's loud... they never do anything. I probably shouldn't be trying to f' with bellevue or sarpy county law enforcement though, considering they shot a guy who was driving away from them because the officer "feared for his life" haha.

[Kumacho]

indeed, I even downshift pulling up on cops here in Bellevue at the stoplights, my exhaust is stock, but without mufflers it's loud... they never do anything. I probably shouldn't be trying to f' with bellevue or sarpy county law enforcement though, considering they shot a guy who was driving away from them because the officer "feared for his life" haha.

Bellevue? I had no idea you were from Washington. Living in Bellevue you must have mass cash. Gimme some! :raiseeyeb

[n00b_rocket]

Bellevue? I had no idea you were from Washington. Living in Bellevue you must have mass cash. Gimme some! :raiseeyeb

You live in Washington?

[Death_Revenant]

I live in washington too, cops are assholes here. Specially Shoreline and LFP cops.

[n00b_rocket]

I have never had a problem with the cops.

[RTShadow]

Bellevue? I had no idea you were from Washington. Living in Bellevue you must have mass cash. Gimme some! :raiseeyeb

haha, wrong bellevue, this one is in Nebraska, although, I believe I've driven through bellevue wa a few years back

[Don Juan]

That's why I like this shithole I live in, no one gives a shit about what you did to your car as long as you don't speed or drive recklessly.

[Bahbo]

oh, so you did take the catalytic converter off? NO, its still there. uhh well why is your muffler so black? i told him i don’t know, it runs rich from the factory. this went on and on for a while, he called his buddies. made me get in and out a few more times, couldn’t figure out why its so black. he even wiped my pipe with his finger haha.


hahah why is the inside of an exhaust black hmm it couldn't be because gasoline engines emit carbon...should have asked him the same thing about the exhaust on his cruiser
typical power tripping cop hey i'm too much of a dumbass to go to university i should just become a cop so i can harass people

[Fender]

the cops are like that here too. the other day i got pulled over because my registration was out of date and he ended up searching me and my truck. and about a week before that i was hanging out with some of my friends in a taco bueno parking lot and a bunch of cops kept driving by and stopping in the parking lots next to us. we could tell they were watching us, probably thought we were dealing drugs or something. well i guess cops arent allowed to search your car for loitering so they waited about 30 minutes for us to leave. there was like twelve of us in 3 cars when we left. they pulled one of my friends over for not using his blinker and the other for "tailing" someone. thank god they didnt stop the car i was in. everyone in there was 17 and i had a pack of cigarettes on me. thats a felony to the cops around here.

[tacticalXJ]

haha, wrong bellevue, this one is in Nebraska, although, I believe I've driven through bellevue wa a few years back

HAHA another Nebraskan!!!

[Buddah]

this is why i love nebraska...
that guy would of thrown me in jail me for my stang but here in good ol' nebraska, no one gives a shit:D
I agree. :boink:fapfapfpa


i cant feel my faaaaaaaaaace!!!!

[Ari Gold]

Good pulled over by cop story.

This old guy I used to roof with told me this one. He was drinking at a bar with his whore, not his wife as he calls her that too. He leaves at the end of the night and ends up getting pulled over. The officer goes through the bullshit and what not. The convo is what is funny though. It went like this.

Officer, "Have you been drinking tonight sir? Your eyes look a little bloodshot."
Old guy, "Yeah. You been eating donuts tonight sir? Your eyes look a little 'glazed'.

He probably could have gotten out of the speeding ticket, but not after saying that. Haha

[Fordguy300]

When i had my metro i got pulled over for loud exhaust cause it backfired a little when i shifted long so he had me rev it while he stood behind it to listen to it. He caught a big whiff of oil when i got it up to full throttle and blew blue smoke all over the place lol.

[Kumacho]

You live in Washington?

Yes, I have for a while now (since I got back from overseas). Burlington Washington and work in Anacortes.

When i had my metro i got pulled over for loud exhaust cause it backfired a little when i shifted long so he had me rev it while he stood behind it to listen to it. He caught a big whiff of oil when i got it up to full throttle and blew blue smoke all over the place lol.

Ah, Geo Metro - the bic lighter of the automotive world. When it runs out of gas you may as well throw it away.

[Lost216]

Ah, Geo Metro - the bic lighter of the automotive world. When it runs out of gas you may as well throw it away.

that was great, I might quote that, with permission of course.