sexist jokes

[TrinityJ]

I'll start.

What does your wife do when she get home from the battered womens meeting? The dishes is she knows what's good for her.

[GrayMatter]

why would you start a sexist thread? women should be respected.

/joke

[Peer_Pwnage]

why would you start a sexist thread? women should be respected.

/joke

Rofl too funny, I got another good one.....Womens suffrage LAWLZ

[KingKen69]

A woman is on a plane and the plane is about to crash. There is no possible way to avoid this, even though it is going to take awhile. The woman rips off her clothes and proclaims, "If i die, i want to leave this world feeling like a woman! now who is going to give me that feeling?" A man rips off his shirt to reveals a six pack and states, "I will." He gives her the shirt and says "Make sure you get out ALL of the wrinkes!"

Shiggedy shiggedy shwa!

[Peer_Pwnage]

Yeah your sig is really just stupid and annoying, not in the least bit funny to anyone.

[PokemonMaster]

Women's rights.






What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

[Post Smith]

1Why coulndt helen keller read?

She's a woman.


2Why dont woman need drivers licenses?

There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.


3How do you turn a dishwasher into and excavator?

Give the bitch a shovel.