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The_Jag
02-27-2008, 11:37 PM
Claude and Maude met at the Senior Citizens' singles club meeting and
discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant
in town. Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an
after-dinner drink.

Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As theywere basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,each was lost for a time in their own thoughts...

Claude was thinking, 'If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been
gentler.'

Maude was thinking, 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken
off my pantyhose.....

GrayMatter
02-28-2008, 05:50 PM
where is the funny part

Edgecrusher
02-29-2008, 04:17 PM
You forgot to make it funny.

IGneois
02-29-2008, 08:30 PM
i get it.

old sex