What would you do with a Portal gun?

[heartagram89]

I'd probably have it going from my room to the kitchen! :ahhh:
How about you?

[dtorre]

I won't even dignify this post with a response...........




fuck

[old man]

bank jobs baby!!!!!

[Face Plant]

Portal Gun, I'd use it to shit on someones head

[Papero]

bank jobs baby!!!!!

I'm assuming you mean you're going to steal lots of moneyz.

How the fuck would the portal gun help you? You wouldn't get away with it.

You would need to get into the vault and leave a portal in the wall or ceiling, then you would need to walk somewhere else and open another portal. And I think someone would fucking notice a dimensional rift.

Now that I think about it, that portal gun is kind of fucking useless.

I could only think of one good use, and that's to open a portal in a mall, put a blanket over it, put a portal directly above the other portal and try to lure an attractive female in a loose short skirt to the portal. She'll fall through and just keep falling and falling and falling, all the while giving everyone a peep show.

[rand0m]

I could only think of one good use, and that's to open a portal in a mall, put a blanket over it, put a portal directly above the other portal and try to lure an attractive female in a loose short skirt to the portal. She'll fall through and just keep falling and falling and falling, all the while giving everyone a peep show.

Genius.

But aside from that it's useless.

[Boxcar_Racer649]

You would need to get into the vault and leave a portal in the wall or ceiling, then you would need to walk somewhere else and open another portal. And I think someone would fucking notice a dimensional rift.



well, you could put one portal in your house before you leave. go rob this bank/store whatever, shoot the other portal, go through and then close it off...it would actually work perfectly.

[SatanTheSith]

Yea come on, even the game doesn't need that much thinking.

[DarkTalon]

what now motherfuckers?

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5189/1204605165671hu5.png

damn straight.

[Total Madman]

I'd sort out a portal from my bedroom to the nearest orphanage so I wouldn't have to drive 50 miles every time I wanted to get some ass.

[BestNameEver]

Portal into panties secks from distance.

[Dane]

Have buttsecks with myself obviously.

[SatanTheSith]

what now motherfuckers?

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5189/1204605165671hu5.png

damn straight.

Portals cannot be placed on movable objects.

[BestNameEver]

Portals cannot be placed on movable objects.

says who? id also put a portal on ceiling and floor and jump and grab my ankles and hold my legs while falling.

[The_Guitarist]

Portals cannot be placed on movable objects.
But anything can be moved.

[Doh616]

Heres what I would do! (http://www.electricretard.com/0016.html)

[Leesin]

i would make a portal from inside your mothers cunt, to her throat, so whenever i stuck my dick all the way into her gash, my dick would come out of her mouth and after ive slammed that shit hard ill bust all over her wrinkly chops.

[SatanTheSith]

But anything can be moved.

Fuck you, you try moving my mother.

[JesusTheJedi]

Fuck you, you try moving my mother.

But... But you ask the impossible of us! Surely, there is another way?