sell out band

[asdfkjhg]

if you were to make one what would you need?

I was thinking maybe a female vocalist. style of music would probably be poppy indie stuff with electronic elements. obviously looks would be pretty important so I'd hire an emo to play bass or something.

[wackojacko]

See: Majority of bands formed after 1979.

[Daucus Karota]

Wigger Bass player, Effeminate Androgynous Leadsinger, two anonymous looking douches on guitar and drums + 14 year old fan girls= Cash(for the managers and the ones who masterminded the bloated monster!)

[NRS]

James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Robert Trujillo

[Joey-Clemenza]

James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Robert Trujillo

Robert Tujillo was recruited to this band years after they'd already sold out. Idiot.

[Mr Chainsaw]

Have the bass player put pictures of his dick on the internet and girls will go crazy and buy the albums. That, and you have to be able to do a 360 while still being able to play simple chords and open E strings...

[Sezril]

I'd recruit a metalcore singer, a faggothic keyboard playing chick and announce the release of our upcoming album, The Unspoken King.

[Travmire]

You guys have it all wrong. Tell me this, who is the most popular boy band right now? I have no idea, and I don't think there has been a big one for about ten years. If you try making one of these emo bands or whatever, you're going to be competing against established artists. It's best to go after an open market and form a boy band. All you need are four guys who are attractive and can decently sing and dance. Two of them should be legitimately talented people, one needs to be a guy who just wants to have fun. It is his job to keep everyone relaxed. Then the fourth guy has to be the quiet type who can be used as a go between for the other members. That should give them the right kind of chemistry to release three or four albums, have a sting of top ten hits, win some Grammys, break up, start solo careers, fail solo careers, and then have a reunion tour ten years later.

[melodeathpwns]

Get rid of your original brutal vocalist, replace him with whiny sounding fag. Then get a keyboard player that you can't hear in the recordings. Change your style of music to the latest trend, and then say that you are trying to "be moar creative" even though 50000000 bands play the exact same trendy shit.

lawl Cryptopsy

[temp100]

Get rid of your original brutal vocalist, replace him with whiny sounding fag. Then get a keyboard player that you can't hear in the recordings. Change your style of music to the latest trend, and then say that you are trying to "be moar creative" even though 50000000 bands play the exact same trendy shit.

lawl Cryptopsy
That made me laugh, but I'm crying on the inside. :wah: