Some more of my Rap Punchlines!!!!

[slimshadyLP]

A list of some of my punchlines(This is not a verse) Just leave me some feedback, and tell me what y'all thought. Thanks Fam.

~you could snatch my liver out with F.U.N. imprinted on it, but you still couldn't take the piss out of my fun~
~i'll rip a small portion of your flesh off and throw it over a spider, just to make your skin crawl~
~i'll have these cartoon bitches coming up short like Yosemite Sam masturbating on his back~
~your compact disc's like a closed down train station, a waist of tracks~
~you could fight an army of sideshow freaks, but you still couldn't defeat all odds~
~you gettin' so many loads creamed across your face, you starting to look similar to the Scream killer~
~i'll always be in the Underground takin' stabs at it like cockroaches with scalpels during a Nuclear blast~
~i'm malicious when I jaw bitches, leavin' their chin drop quick like I just gave a homless person a bag of quarters~
~competition's like computer data storage, nothing but viruses and megabytes~
~when it comes to you rapping, I always die with laughter like clown suicide~
~I attract so much pussy, it feels like a can of tunas strapped to the back of my ass~
~your rapping's so childish, you could probably spit Jonbenet Ramseys bones out~

[esruC]

A list of some of my punchlines(This is not a verse) Just leave me some feedback, and tell me what y'all thought. Thanks Fam.

~you could snatch my liver out with F.U.N. imprinted on it, but you still couldn't take the piss out of my fun~
~i'll rip a small portion of your flesh off and throw it over a spider, just to make your skin crawl~
~i'll have these cartoon bitches coming up short like Yosemite Sam masturbating on his back~
~your compact disc's like a closed down train station, a waist of tracks~
~you could fight an army of sideshow freaks, but you still couldn't defeat all odds~
~you gettin' so many loads creamed across your face, you starting to look similar to the Scream killer~
~i'll always be in the Underground takin' stabs at it like cockroaches with scalpels during a Nuclear blast~
~i'm malicious when I jaw bitches, leavin' their chin drop quick like I just gave a homless person a bag of quarters~
~competition's like computer data storage, nothing but viruses and megabytes~
~when it comes to you rapping, I always die with laughter like clown suicide~
~I attract so much pussy, it feels like a can of tunas strapped to the back of my ass~
~your rapping's so childish, you could probably spit Jonbenet Ramseys bones out~

They all suck. GTFO.

[slimshadyLP]

You never explained why they suck man. I'm trying not to get mad, but your kind of pissing me off with this "You Suck" criticism; without explaining why.

[m11a1]

It's self-explanatory why they suck....

[Suspiria]

You never explained why they suck man. I'm trying not to get mad, but your kind of pissing me off with this "You Suck" criticism; without explaining why.

dude they suck because the jokes are lame as fuck and you can't write coherently

ill give you a rundown

~you could snatch my liver out with F.U.N. imprinted on it, but you still couldn't take the piss out of my fun~

what? why does your liver have F.U.N. imprinted on it? this doesn't even make sense?!?! :confuzed:
~i'll rip a small portion of your flesh off and throw it over a spider, just to make your skin crawl~

this is just a lame attempt at some morbid humor, theres no real creativity here.

~i'll have these cartoon bitches coming up short like Yosemite Sam masturbating on his back~

again, wtf does this mean? i cant follow your sentence but the subject makes me glad I can't. shit just seems lame.
~your compact disc's like a closed down train station, a waist of tracks~

no flow, no originality
~you could fight an army of sideshow freaks, but you still couldn't defeat all odds~

are you retarded? thats the dumbest shit ive ever fucking read. i mean i can see the connection you made from oddities/odds to freaks but its lame at best man, that shits weak.
~you gettin' so many loads creamed across your face, you starting to look similar to the Scream killer~

damn, i bet you told this one to miss richards, the lunch lady at your junior high cafeteria... OHHH YOU GOT HER SOOO GOOOD!!! these kinda lines are so played out man.
~i'll always be in the Underground takin' stabs at it like cockroaches with scalpels during a Nuclear blast~

WHAT?!?!?! i take back my earlier statement. THIS is by far the most retarded thing ive ever read. why would cockroaches have scalpels during a nuclear blast? they wouldn't, making you not stabbing in the underground
~i'm malicious when I jaw bitches, leavin' their chin drop quick like I just gave a homless person a bag of quarters~

i dont get the second half of this statement. " leavin' their chin drop quick like I just gave a homless person a bag of quarters." wtf does this mean :confuzed:
~competition's like computer data storage, nothing but viruses and megabytes~

i dont even know where to begin...
~when it comes to you rapping, I always die with laughter like clown suicide~

ok?
~I attract so much pussy, it feels like a can of tunas strapped to the back of my ass~

idk about you, but when i fuck some nice snatch it A: doesn't feel like a can of tuna strapped to the back of my ass. B: doesn't smell like tuna, thatd be the most disgusting vagoo ever.
~your rapping's so childish, you could probably spit Jonbenet Ramseys bones out~

this might be cool if you replaced the first part of this with a comparison to a pedo-rapist-cannibal (don't know any off the top of my head) but childish just doesnt even make sense.



in conclusion, all of your lines are either too poorly written to be understood or just down right lame. you write like a goddamn 5th grader, every line has the same shitty ass structure and no variation.

what to do about this: Quit. you fail hard.

[slimshadyLP]

Thank you for the criticism. Anybodyelse like my punchlines?

[Death]

I hate you.

[assfag]

not bad kid, throw some sick beats on those and i'd buy it

[OTmp3]

more like some more of my gayness:ugh:

[slimshadyLP]

Thanks for the feedback assfag. Much appreciated, and to the dude who said he hated me.............why is that? Is it because i'm posting punchlines, lol?

[thermopyle]

What happened to the second thread about your punchlines? Where'd it go?

[Death]

Thanks for the feedback assfag. Much appreciated, and to the dude who said he hated me.............why is that? Is it because i'm posting punchlines, lol?

No, it's because I imagine that you are a wigger.

[OTmp3]

Thanks for the feedback assfag. Much appreciated, and to the dude who said he hated me.............why is that? Is it because i'm posting punchlines, lol?


K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

[slimshadyLP]

I think I deleted it Thermo. But I just wanted to start over clean and show y'all my true potential at posting pretty good lyrics; no harm in that. If y'all are haters then that's fine also.

[Knoxxftw]

they arent "hating", you suck.

[thermopyle]

I think I deleted it Thermo. But I just wanted to start over clean and show y'all my true potential at posting pretty good lyrics; no harm in that. If y'all are haters then that's fine also.

You just wanted to erase my sick OxiClean rap it what it is. Don't think I didn't save it to disk.

[Metzgore]

Those are just absolutely terrible. They make no sense at all. Mike Jones can make better "rap punchlines". GTFO Cracka.

[Shorty413]

How about

Your punchlines are weak these words you should never speak,
Your girl say she wants a real thug but dont bug,
there's no doubt im not hittin yo girl cuz her pussy smells like trout

[esruC]

Aren't punchlines for jokes? I'm waiting for some jokes.