Are These Any Good?

[fAtDiS]

Hey these are some of my prank calls. Please tell me what you think. Thanks!

$300 Bet (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/$300%20Bet.mp3)
Bitches (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Bitches.mp3)
Caught (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Caught.mp3)
Crazy Blind Man (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Crazy%20Blind%20Man.mp3)
Gay Roommate (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Gay%20Roomate.mp3)
I Want To Join The Band (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/I%20Want%20to%20Join%20the%20Band.mp3)
Illegal Downloading (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Illegal%20Downloading.mp3)
Bad Christmas Present (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-badchristmaspresent.mp3)
Grandpa Steals Wallet (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-grandpastealswallet.mp3) (My favorite)
I Want A Date (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-iwantadate.mp3)
Mister Head (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-misterhead.mp3)
Scared Mom (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-scaredmom.mp3)
Willie (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Willie.mp3)
Telemarketer (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-telemarketer.mp3)
Under The Stars (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-underthestars.mp3)
Women's Workout Place (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-womensworkoutplace.mp3)
You Stole My Dog (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-youstolemydog.mp3)
Poem (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Poem%20.mp3)
Jack Black Calls A Gay Guy (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Fatdis%20-%20Jack%20Black%20Calls%20a%20Gay%20Guy.mp3)
Girls Gone Wild (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Girls%20Gone%20Wild.mp3)
Crazy Homeless Man (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Crazy%20Homeless%20Man.mp3)
Drunken Lady (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Drunken%20Lady.mp3)
Frank (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Frank.mp3)

[gdup]

Only listened to the wallet one so far pretty funny you had me rollin for some reason at the "you don't even know my number meho" part dunno why. I did one similar to that but I don't like it http://www.angelfire.com/ok/STONECOLD32/Louise.mp3 Goin to listen to the others.

[bedouin]

I think some types of pranks cross the line of being funny, to being unethical.

Kind of like Crazy Blind Man, Illegal Downloading, Grandpa Steals Wallet, Scared Mom, and Willie. It's okay when you just piss off some lone person on the phone, but pranks that A) end up getting innocent people in trouble or B) insult disabled/elderly people aren't really funny to me.

Your voice is generally irritating, and the calls drag on forever. There's no point in having a long prank if it doesn't lead up to anything worthwhile, or build steam. Perhaps you need to develop some characters, but you don't seem particularly good at altering your voice.

Calls like Gay Roommate, I Want to Join the Band, Caught, and Women's Workout Place are going in the right direction. Before you place a call like that you can work out some really solid scenarios and punch lines, and it looks like you were trying to (like when you banged on the keyboard in the background -- you could've went further with that). Go for more situations like that, and don't be afraid to plan the call out for a while before making it -- even if it takes an hour. It could turn into some great stuff.

I laughed when the lady asked you what kind of keyboard you had and said it was a Panasonic; I don't even think they make keyboards. By the way, here's (http://www.hopcityrockets.com/) a picture of the lady he was pranking.

You Stole My Dog wouldn't have even sounded funny to me in a preliminary sketch. The joke is tired. Also the gay stuff can be funny on occasion, but you do it far too often.

[Sgt Kabukiman]

The scared mom phone call about a minute into it you make a really funny sound before the mom says "Whats the matter" I didnt even get a chance to hear the rest of the phonecall because of that sound LOL.

[BMW!]

That Scared Mom one is just wrong.

[Newbie]

lol at the bitches one. did u call a animal shop? i should try that lol

[fAtDiS]

No i called an ad in the paper about them bitches! And BMW wat do u mean by "just wrong."

[korte]

These are REALLY GOOD! Better than the jerky boys I think!

:D

[fAtDiS]

Wow i cant believe you compared we to them! thanks

[c104thecore]

gay room mate is hilarious. you get these numbers out of the paper or something?

[c104thecore]

you need to do more kazaa pranks. lmao. tons of people still download music.

[fAtDiS]

I get some of the numbers out of the paper, and the kazaa pranks are hard to do because not that many people are that dumb!

[slenkar]

the 'joining the band' one was good the others are also O.K.
Kazaa was hilarious -is your fridge next to your washing machine\

do you get any telemarketers calling? you could mess around with those and you could say anything you wanted really,

EDIT- just noticed you do have a telemarketer call

I remember once a guy pretended to be a psychic on a prank
maybe you could put an advert in the paper and record people asking you for psychic advice

[fAtDiS]

Yah thats a good idea the Jerky Boys put ads in the paper to get people to call on their 3rd cd.

[fAtDiS]

So wat is ur guys favorite?

[fAtDiS]

so wat is ur guys favorite?

[slenkar]

$300 - average

Bitches -average

Caught -o.k.

Crazy Blind Man - too cruel to be funny!

Gay Roommate -very funny,I want the room because you sound hot

I Want To Join The Band -very good,-could have insulted them a bit more

Illegal Downloading -very funny

Bad Christmas Present - too cruel

Grandpa Steals Wallet (My favorite) - quite funny

I Want A Date -very good, dont get caught!

Mister Head -not that good

Scared Mom -too cruel

Willie -too cruel -but the part where you asked him for sex was funny

Telemarketer -very funny, excellent,I like calls where they shout at someone in the background

Under The Stars -very funny pretending to be your own dad

Women's Workout Place -not very good

You Stole My Dog - did he get your number?? - quite good

Poem - very funny

[fAtDiS]

Thanks for the input and on the You Stole My Dog one he never had my number and i knew it so i pretended i thought he did but all he did was *69.

[alexzero13]

can you send me some to alexzero13@hotmail.com. i also want to know how you got them onto the computer?

[fAtDiS]

can you send me some to alexzero13@hotmail.com. i also want to know how you got them onto the computer?

What do u mean? You can download the calls right here! Please tell me wat u think.

$300 (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/$300%20Bet.mp3)
Bitches (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Bitches.mp3)
Caught (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Caught.mp3)
Crazy Blind Man (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Crazy%20Blind%20Man.mp3)
Gay Roommate (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Gay%20Roomate.mp3)
I Want To Join The Band (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/I%20Want%20to%20Join%20the%20Band.mp3)
Illegal Downloading (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Illegal%20Downloading.mp3)
Bad Christmas Present (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-badchristmaspresent.mp3)
Grandpa Steals Wallet (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-grandpastealswallet.mp3) (My favorite)
I Want A Date (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-iwantadate.mp3)
Mister Head (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-misterhead.mp3)
Scared Mom (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-scaredmom.mp3)
Willie (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Willie.mp3)
Telemarketer (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-telemarketer.mp3)
Under The Stars (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-underthestars.mp3)
Women's Workout Place (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-womensworkoutplace.mp3)
You Stole My Dog (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-youstolemydog.mp3)
Poem (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Poem%20.mp3)

[Pepsi]

what did it say at the end of the scared mom one right before it ended?

[fAtDiS]

I said "fuck you", and then some tape came on and i hung up.

[fAtDiS]

alexzero13 the way i put pranks on my computer is by using a tape recorder and then when the tape is full i connect the headphone jack on the tape recorder to the mic jack on the computer then you just play the tape in the basic sound record that comes with windows.

[b0ondocksa1nts]

You are a funny man my friend, you have to give me that old ladys number, in the wallet prank. But I enjoyed your calls.

[fAtDiS]

Hey thanks dude I appreciate it, sorry but i think that call was random off the internet phone book so im not sure were i could find the number.

[korte]

I thought gay roommate was the best. $300 was in 2nd place, cause you got those people at the 7-11 goin, "You need to grow up muddafucka!" hahaha

:D

[slenkar]

if you phone the same 7-11 several more times over the next few weeks and always talk to the same clerk that could be funny

[fAtDiS]

Yah that might be funny!

[fAtDiS]

On Ghetto Style (a prank call radio show on pcu prank call underground radio (http://tess.fast-serv.com:8000/listen.pls) from 1am-3am est after KDK's Lunitic Fringe (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com)) they 3-way called two 7-11's as a supervisor and made them fight over a missing $100. It was genius!

[slenkar]

1-3a.m.??? do they have the show taped? so we can listen?

[Massive]

i liked all of them, the only thing is i think some of the calls went on too long. otherwise good job!

[fAtDiS]

i liked all of them, the only thing is i think some of the calls went on too long. otherwise good job!

Yah some of my calls tend to go long but i hate editing out things because it makes it hard to understand the call if u skip around. Thanks for the complement!

[That_Guy]

Those were great! Just a little long. could you choose your favorite so i can put it on my site for the chance to win a mystery prize??

[fAtDiS]

Those were great! Just a little long. could you choose your favorite so i can put it on my site for the chance to win a mystery prize??

Thats a cool idea! Well my favorite call is the Grandpa Steals Wallet but if u like one better u can use that one. What is ur website?

[That_Guy]

Its not close to being done cause me and my friend need to find a good recording thing how do you do it my site is www.monkeyphone.tk

[fAtDiS]

ok thats cool thanks!

[fAtDiS]

Will the calls be posted on the site to see all the contest entries? And when will the contest be over?

[fAtDiS]

Well i just got this call hosted, its really the only soundboard call i've done, i dont usually like to do them, but this guy was worth it! Well please listen and tell me what you think. Thanks

Jack Black Calls A Gay Guy (http://slenkar.spymac.net/jack.mp3)

[Moonwalker]

bahahahahaa... nice. Scared Mom.. omg hahahhhha

[fAtDiS]

Yah the scared mom is one of my favorite calls, i did it when i was 12, and the crying is just me hiding the laughter. I recorded it with a cheap fisher price tape recorder!

[fAtDiS]

What do u guys think of my Jack Black Soundboard call?

[Massive]

on the stolen wallet one, it was hilarous when you said youre friend died and the women was like "he died??" and you said no no why are you trying to make up stuff, haha that was hilarous :)

[fAtDiS]

on the stolen wallet one, it was hilarous when you said youre friend died and the women was like "he died??" and you said no no why are you trying to make up stuff, haha that was hilarous :)

Yah i like that part too. Its wierd how stuff like that pops into ur head when ur making a prank call.

[fAtDiS]

Thats why i like to make real prank calls rather than soundboard ones, because you have to be more creative and some crazy stuff comes out of ur mouth.

[xtc]

They were lame.

[danburg14]

What was up with the Grandpa stole my wallet call? Was those two people really his grandparents?










:o

[fAtDiS]

They were lame.

Ur right they suck, this fAt DiS guy is gay!

[gdup]

haha the prank calls are funny.. but you're really trying to keep this thread alive or at the top aren't you fatdis :D

[fAtDiS]

What was up with the Grandpa stole my wallet call? Was those two people really his grandparents?

No i didnt even know those people they just thought i was the grandson.

[Timebomb]

fAtDiS - 24 hour ban for spamming. Learn how to use the edit button.

[deagle crazy]

well i have to say, they r all my fav!!! lmao pure jokes!

[Massive]

the thread is dying cause fatdis isnt spamming anymore :)

[xtc]

Soundboard pranks are better!

[fAtDiS]

Soundboard pranks are better!

Here's a soundboard prank i did, do u like it?


Jack Black Calls A Gay Guy (http://slenkar.spymac.net/jack.mp3)

[MasterJimmy]

Hahaha, i thought they were actually your grandparents! Ahahahaha!!! I was beginning to wonder why they sounded spanish and you didnt...I like Willie.

[xtc]

Here's a soundboard prank i did, do u like it?


Jack Black Calls A Gay Guy (http://slenkar.spymac.net/jack.mp3)


It was ok.

[MagnaArt]

By the way, here's a picture of the lady he was pranking.
Holy Moly!
That's a MILF and a Half!
i would have loved to have chatted to that hottie! :D

[fAtDiS]

Holy Moly!
That's a MILF and a Half!
i would have loved to have chatted to that hottie! :D

Hey the number is on their website!

[That_Guy]

Sound board calls suck because its harder to make shit up off the top of your head i mean soundboards you can't even make a disent response i mean come on and yes i cant spell

[ribwich]

I'm currently listening to grandpa steals wallet. I like the part where the lady says "Don't say the F word" "What, Grandpa?" By the way, were you planning on pretending to be their grandson before you called, or did that just kind of work out during the conversation?

[altec]

I'm currently listening to grandpa steals wallet. I like the part where the lady says "Don't say the F word" "What, Grandpa?" By the way, were you planning on pretending to be their grandson before you called, or did that just kind of work out during the conversation?

did you even lesson to the fucking call??? it tells you in the call.... the lady was like is this ..... i got for the guys name..... but yeah it sure in hell the lady asked if this was her grandson

[fAtDiS]

I'm currently listening to grandpa steals wallet. I like the part where the lady says "Don't say the F word" "What, Grandpa?" By the way, were you planning on pretending to be their grandson before you called, or did that just kind of work out during the conversation?


The funny thing is i wasnt really planning anything. it was just a random call!

[KDK]

Soundboard pranks are better!

You are obviously a moron. Soundboard pranks are for newbies and amateurs... they're what you use if you don't have the creativity, wit and spontaneous humor to be able to pull off an original call. But that's just the way we prank pro's look at it, anyway.

[Dogcrap]

you need to do some voices and different personalities....every call sounds sounds like a young teenager.....the recording is lousy and they are are way to long..But you did have SOME GREAT IDEAS!<<<not flaming you just critiqueing you bro!

Possible Idea: Back in my prank calling days (before caller ID when everything was awesome) we used this one prank that would REAAALY piss off the people we call. First we looked up someone in the phone book and then pretended to be their local chinese take-out buisness. We would tell them they forgot to pick up their order and its been two hours. After insisting over and over that they ordered two hours ago (in your best chinese accent)...
threaten to put the order on their Phone Bill! (you no come pick up you order I put it on your phone biww!). You wont believe how stupid people are...they actually thought we could place the charge on their phone bill...it really gets them pissed off... this prank works great with old folks!

[fAtDiS]

yah some of my calls are long, but i cant really control that. And the quality isnt that good because i wanted the files to be smaller to download.

[Dan5454]

Hey, Fatdis
i run a prank web site and i was wondering if i chould have your permission to add you and your prank groups to my website with yor pranks is that okay with you?

[fAtDiS]

Hey, Fatdis
i run a prank web site and i was wondering if i chould have your permission to add you and your prank groups to my website with yor pranks is that okay with you?

What's the website? I dont know what u mean by "your prank groups," but u have my permission to put my calls on ur site.

[fAtDiS]

you need to do some voices and different personalities....every call sounds sounds like a young teenager.....the recording is lousy and they are are way to long..But you did have SOME GREAT IDEAS!<<<not flaming you just critiqueing you bro!


Voices are hard for me to do because i hate having to remeber to use it and then my calls always start out with the voice and then end with my normal voice.

[fAtDiS]

I got an award in the mail from www.monkeyphone.tk because i won there prank call contest!

The call was Scared Mom (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/fatdis-scaredmom.mp3)

[Rubiks Dude]

YES!!! :D

Grandpa steals my wallet is great!!!

I've been searching the net for this one! This one is by far my fav. I heard it on PCU and loved to right away. This guy set him and his wife up for a great prank. "Is this Bobby Gonzalez?" Perfect!

Good one, mijo!

[Rubiks Dude]

That call is long! Over ten minutes?!?!

That guy was so deperate for a piece of ass that he still kept going when he found out it was a recording.

It think it would be better if you just shortened it up a bit. You know, cut out the slow parts.

[fAtDiS]

That call is long! Over ten minutes?!?!

That guy was so deperate for a piece of ass that he still kept going when he found out it was a recording.

It think it would be better if you just shortened it up a bit. You know, cut out the slow parts.


That's why i don't like to do soundboard calls.

[Not that guy]

Yea Fatdis You Da Best And You Know It

[JoelPaige]

Hi,
This is a person who's name is Joel. He used to beat his ex-wife and his kids. He attempted to steal my girlfriend and now she is back with me. He never answers his house phone beccause he owes everybody money. Call his cell to harass him. In PA...610-780-1972

[fAtDiS]

Hi,
This is a person who's name is Joel. He used to beat his ex-wife and his kids. He attempted to steal my girlfriend and now she is back with me. He never answers his house phone beccause he owes everybody money. Call his cell to harass him. In PA...610-780-1972

I'll try to call this guy by the weekend. Anything else i should know

[Not that guy]

i'm pranking that guy to he is gona have a high phone bill

[fAtDiS]

4 NEW CALLS ADDED!!

Girls Gone Wild (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Girls%20Gone%20Wild.mp3)
Crazy Homeless Man (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Crazy%20Homeless%20Man.mp3)
Drunken Lady (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Drunken%20Lady.mp3)
Frank (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/hostedpranks/fatdis/Frank.mp3)

[N00N00]

And Stop Shouting - I'm Not Deaf!

[Frenzythe13th]

And Stop Shouting - I'm Not Deaf!
I wanna get a soundboard one day and turn it up load and say that he likes to yell when he teaches i wanna see the look on his face when Arnold says and stop shouting im not deaf! :icon_rofl

[[Slip}Aticus]

haha, oh man, most were lame, Willie was very cruel but funny.

[chowderhaus]

I thought these pranks were sooo funny. The grampa/wallet one had me rolling on the floor. Actually, practually each one had me laughing out loud. You are very good, my friend. Keep it up!

[Ienn~Trader]

Fat Dis ive been a good fan of you ever since ur first prank on KDK prank calls you rock man id do anything to get pranked by you :bang:

[branden1234]

those were funny