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FuzzyLogic
08-05-2004, 12:21 AM
Hokay. You ready for this?

There are 3 men on a train entering Scotland.

The first man is an ecologist.

The second man is a logician.

The third man is a mathematician.

They all see a brown cow on the side of the tracks parallel to the train.

The ecologist says, "Look! The cows in Scotland are brown.".

The logician says, "No no. There is atleast one cow in Scotland that is brown."

The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. There is atleast one cow in Scotland of which one side appears to be brown."

You see?

Ecologists aren't really scientists, Logicians don't look at the whole picture, so Mathematicians are the smartest.

Priceless.

:D

Ms June Day
08-05-2004, 01:31 AM
i LIKE this joke!
(says the math major)

Omega
08-05-2004, 09:20 AM
or perhaps there is an apparently conscious entity that seems to resemble what english speaking persons might call a cow which in the eyes of the three observers, one side of which reflects a certain shade of what english speaking persons might call brown.

Jagang
08-09-2004, 02:22 AM
That is by far the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

sxl
08-09-2004, 04:47 AM
thanks for wasting my time, you 'tard.

FuzzyLogic
08-09-2004, 08:24 PM
thanks for wasting my time, you 'tard.

Anytime of the day, mate! ;)

biscuit
08-12-2004, 11:31 AM
or perhaps there is an apparently conscious entity that seems to resemble what english speaking persons might call a cow which in the eyes of the three observers, one side of which reflects a certain shade of what english speaking persons might call brown.



lol...ahahaah omega that cracked me up.

Rockafeller312
08-12-2004, 04:21 PM
That is by far the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

thanks for pointing that out. i absolutely agree

H4cKz0R
08-12-2004, 05:19 PM
ooookkkk....... :confused:

irishlinkinluve
08-14-2004, 05:50 PM
wtf? crap!

RckWorld
08-14-2004, 05:56 PM
I am sorry but that is a dumb joke :(

JerkyMyTurky
08-24-2004, 03:31 AM
Stop flaming the guy. It wasn't a joke per se, but this is the only section that would fit best. I was waiting for a punchline, but its not a joke, so no punchline. You just have to appreciate it at what its worth. If you don't get it and the only thing you post is smart ass remarks and flames, don't even bother posting.