Viagra

[Chewy]

Did you hear there was about the stolen shipment of Viagra , the police are looking for three hardened criminals.

What do you call Viagra for women?

Money.

[Mainer]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha


no

[sparrky]

haha,i haven't heard those before

What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?

They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!

[MGselwonK]

alonzo bodden did that viagra for women joke on last comic standing, i hope he wins he is the best



sparrkys joke was good

[Ms June Day]

What do you call Viagra for women?

Money.
diamonds and flowers work too

[troutflosser]

i really like the hardened criminal one... i read that in Prarie home companion's pretty good joke book, for those of you that dont have it, i reccomend you get it.

[ebaumROCKS!0142]

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't want to miss it!

A teenage couple had been dating for a couple of weeks, and the relationship seemed to be going rather well. The young girl told the boy that if he were to come over for dinner, meet the parents and make a good impression, she would reward him by making love to him.
Well, he was pretty excited, as it would be their first time, and immediatley he went down to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. But it being his first time, he didn't know what kind ot buy, so he asked the pharmacist for help. The pharmacist spent a good hour discussing the different kinds of condoms, what they do, how to pick a size, etc. He then asked the boy which he would like. "Well being as it is going to be the first time, why don't I get the family pack." The pharmacist rang it up and sent him on his way.
Finally the night arrived. Of course the boy was very nervous but was determined to make a good lasting impression on the girl's parents. Everyone sat down to dinner, and the mother said, "Let us bow our heads and pray." Everyone bowed their heads and said grace. When they were finished everyone looked up...except the boy. He continued to to bow his head and mumble in prayer. After about 20 minutes, he is still praying and the girl taps him on the leg and whispers, "I never knew you were so religous." And the boy replies,"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"


:) :p :eek: :D

[Jk1725]

that teenage boy one was hilarious.
i hope michael frederic goes to hell btw

[Hard Rain]

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?




Don King.

[Yo Couch]

hey michael fredric, go fall off of....anything

[temp100]

Heh, these are funny. There are probably pages of them somewhere on the net.

[WeezelIsALoser]

What do a whore and a bucket of kfc have in common?

After a bit of leg, and a bit of breast, all that's left is a greasy box to stick your bone in...