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Roland
08-07-2004, 03:07 PM
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm
doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place."

Mainer
08-07-2004, 05:47 PM
I've already seen that one around but still funny as hell. dammit that would SUCK

MGselwonK
08-07-2004, 06:35 PM
good joke, :D :D

troutflosser
08-09-2004, 05:23 PM
thats really good, its like that one with the lady coming out of the resteraunt bathroom and talking to the manager...

Nexon
08-09-2004, 06:01 PM
Hahahahaha, Thats like the best Joke I ever heard, Now I dont want to be a doctor. Reps for you

WizeNclever_09
06-16-2005, 11:41 PM
Hey that was pretty good. :bang:

Jimothy51
06-17-2005, 03:18 PM
Ahhh karma.