I know nothing about cars

[deermaster]

Damn, I don't know anything about cars and I'm a guy. Supposedly, we're suppose to know everything about cars. I don't even understand half the shit they're talking about on car commercials. Am I the only guy who knows nothing about cars?

[DonnyBaseball]

I don't know to much either, I know how to refill gas, coolant, and oil (and I don't mean changing it, just putting a quart in), I know how to put air in the tire(but I don't know how much is efficient), I also know how to put air fresheners on my rear view mirror, I know how to program stations from the radio, and I know that everytime I take my car to get fixed I feel like I'm getting ripped off- but of course can't do anything about it.

Oh ya, I saw a show once that explained how to get out of a trunk if your locked in it....so I have that goin for me.

[deermaster]

....which is nice.

[gibridehome]

i dont know anything about cars either. so why are we in this part of the forum

[Dr. Dre]

Originally posted by DonnyBaseball
Oh ya, I saw a show once that explained how to get out of a trunk if your locked in it....so I have that goin for me.

Worst Case Scenario...

Because of that show I'll know what to do when I'm being shot at in a helicopter at blazing speeds, and also how to fix a ripped tire with gum

[Kanism]

what channel are these shows on? the Gangster network?

oh yeah...I just know what is aesthetically pleasing about cars...not too much else...I went out with this gal the other day that talked up a storm about cars and I was very aroused...but, contributed very little to the conversation :(

[Dr. Dre]

Originally posted by Kanism
what channel are these shows on? the Gangster network?
TNT... doy
oh yeah...I just know what is aesthetically pleasing about cars...not too much else...I went out with this gal the other day that talked up a storm about cars and I was very aroused...but, contributed very little to the conversation :(
Thats a stinker, you shoulda just changed the subject, to like, guns or something you both could enjoy. C'mon kanism, show her whose boss

[newmansowni]

cars are easy all you have to do is buy a chilton or hanes manual for your can and then just learn the terminoligy it is pretty simple all it takes is a little effort and at 40-50 bucks an hour for a mechinac isn't it worth the effort

[i am irish]

i know a little about cars but i dont own one yet so i dont care much right now

[Eminem]

i know how to land a one man plane, jump from a 6 story building, ride under a truck in a motorcycle, and how to use a sniper rifle.... i am oficially set in life

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I want to learn about cars so I came in here and what did I get alot of men that know nothing --- lol Jus joking guys --- No but seriously --- Teach me some stuff --- I am with Kanism --- all I know is how to put oil , coolant, gas, etc. I wanna be a macho woman so that if muh car breaks down on the high way I wont have to ride with some PSYCHO that might rape and kill me!!! HELP!!!!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Correction --- It was Donny that I agreed with --- Sorry a little Blonde sometimes!

[newmansowni]

i can tell you this never stick anything up your tail pipe

[Franchi]

What do you wish to know? Just ask , i may know the answer, if not, i'll make something up that sounds like the truth:D
j/k. i will offer these basic suggestions though.
1. Do not take your vehicle to any Midas, TuneUp Master type shops, they're all crooks, i know alot of ppl that work in these type shops. They're crooks.
2. do find a small independent shop to do your repairs, make sure they're reputable,ask the BBB in your area, word of mouth also.These guys are actually trying to eat and want you to come back. Find a good one and stick with them.
3. Change your oil every 3k miles, thats the most important thing you could ever do for your motor.

[fawn]

I know a few things out of the ordinary like what weights to use on oil, how to change it, how to check belts. I know a lot about parts cause I worked in a parts store for a while. Then I also was a car sales person for 2yrs. So I guess I know some. I know how to screw up people's cars when they piss u off. I mean more than just scratch up the paint or bust the glass. I know how to screw stuff up good like the fuel tank, exhaust system or the whole engine.

[Razor of Luck]

heh. the important things , huh? Cool:D Try a lil' brake fluid in a squirt bottle. Be sure and hit every panel:D But only to someone you really do not like:rolleyes:

[GM Girlz]

well.........
i have to say i know alot about cars, but for thous who dont its o.k...
just learn how to change the spare tire and oil and you should be fine..

for the rest of you who do know a bit more....
keep updateing yourselfs people!!!!!

:p

[BIFF!!!!!!]

They're blocks on wheels, they have engines, and they go fast. (except for lada's and yugo's, they're the slowest and shittiest cars in the world)

[GOD]

Originally posted by Franchi

3. Change your oil every 3k miles, thats the most important thing you could ever do for your motor.

While changing oil every 3,000 miles seems to be the norm, it is not necessary. Any name brand oil on the market today is good for 10,000 miles. Although I wouldn't recommend waiting that long between changes, the oil will do the job if necessary. 6,000 miles is a good number. If the engine is good, 6,000 is fine. I have put over 200,000 miles on seven different vehicles with oil changes at 6,000 to 8,000 miles and never had an engine failure. All these engines would run between oil changes without losing any oil, and were as dependable the day I sold them as they were the day I bought them new. People believe that oil needs changing every 3,000 miles because the manufacturers of the product have told you this. Think about it. 25 years ago you couldn't find a mechanic who would recommend changing oil more than every 5,000 miles. Since then the oils have been dramatically improved and by logic, the mileage between changes should have increased. Think about it. The way I see it, about half of the oil and filters sold, are wasted. So is the money to pay for it.

[chris_78660]

i compleatly agree. when i was a freshman i took an auot tech class in H.S. my instructor told us the exact same thing about the engines oil. also, don't ever believe that high priced gasoline can "clean" your engine...

[Kanism]

Originally posted by fawn
I know a few things out of the ordinary like what weights to use on oil, how to change it, how to check belts. I know a lot about parts cause I worked in a parts store for a while. Then I also was a car sales person for 2yrs. So I guess I know some. I know how to screw up people's cars when they piss u off. I mean more than just scratch up the paint or bust the glass. I know how to screw stuff up good like the fuel tank, exhaust system or the whole engine.

please elaborate fawn...I need to know these things in the case that I want a case of really bad karma coming back to bite me in the ass and someday have someone do that to me...wait...I've got a HUGE karma debt already...so, some more won't hurt...share!!! :p

[fawn]

I thought someone would never ask. First of all, my fav, a ping pong ball in the gas tank is fun. It is light so it floats. As Mr. OR Miss Bad drives, the ping pong ball gets sucked to the opening of the fuel line. Chug Chug clug clug the car stops running, seems out of gas. After a few minutes the car can start again. They get tired of the repetition of the event, take it to a mechanic. Mr Mechanic runs it for a few but not enough to suck the ping pong ball or if he does, he then has to empty the fuel tank, drop it and get out the ball or get a new tank. Major bucks there. Then my next fav, expandable foam found at any major or minor hardware store. Hmmmm.... the wonders of it fill up my mind. Expandle foan their tailpipe. It solidifies. HAHAHAHA. That is fun to do. Also can do this to mail box and they have to get a new one. Ha. Next. drain the oil. Mmmm. leave just a little so it starts and goes down the highway about half a quart. Does wonders for the whole engine. Ha. Loosen the filter and let oil go everywhere. Same thing. These things usually can be done when no on is looking and without much effort. Finally my most fav but I have NEVER done. Loosen lugs on wheels of the driveline. Front wheel drive do the front, rear wheel drive do the back or do both to be sure if you don't know. This could cost a life though and that probally would not be cool. So that one is just fun to put in your mind only.

[TOOL illusion]

Here are my solutions for car problems:
Flat tire: Call AAA
Out of gas: call AAA
Need a jump: call AAA

All other car problems can be solved by dating a mechanic....which I have done for many years...not the same mechanic though
Sound superficial? Damn skippy!
I swear, the AAA platinum membership, I think is what it's called, it freakin' pays for itself!


-TOOL, AAA Member Fo' Life-

[Kanism]

Originally posted by fawn
a ping pong ball in the gas tank

danged...that's a good one...now, to find a victim

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
Need a "jump": call Kanism

Tool, you know that's what you meant!

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
There is no "I" in 'Threesome'

No, but there is "me" and "she"

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Kanism

No, but there is "me" and "she"

There is also a HER in there!!!!!!!

[TOOL illusion]

LMAO
yah that's what I meant!

Actually the correct answer is "me", "him" and "he"

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
LMAO
yah that's what I meant!

Actually the correct answer is "me", "him" and "he"

You cant get a HIM out of threesome cause there is no I --- So there would have to be me, Her and She!!!! Sorry bout it TOOL! Gotta have another girl

[TOOL illusion]

no.no.no girl u got the meaing of my quote mixed up...
you know how the saying goes "There is no "I" in "team""? I meant the same thing expect using a 'threesome"

Not meant for the actual letter "I"
LOL
O rmabye i need a new signature LOL

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

TOOL --- lmao --- I am not that dumb --- I know what it means --- I just felt like being a smart ass --- But thank you for spelling it all out to me ;)

[TOOL illusion]

Oh i wish that all members of the forum could be that smart....i'm used to having to spell things out for ppl LOL

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well --- I NEVER said I was smart --- I just said that I wasnt THAT DUMB!!! Never claimed to be smart --- So might wanna get in the habit of having to spell things out for me too --- Cause there will be times you will have to :D

[Kanism]

danged...Thanks, Sexay, how could I miss "her"; because with just "me" and "she", it couldn't possibly be "three" and I will go without the other "he", thank you very much Tool.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

No problem Kanism ---

[bob747]

That car would be great with some SPINNAZ I'm riding spinners I'm riding riding spinners.

*slaps himself*

[bono->thrill_me]

wow, what a weird thread to start lol. If you want to know about cars, why not take up a course at college or something about it? I'm a mechanic, haven been for 2 years, after about the first year...to year and half everything juststarted sinkin in naturally, once you begin to understand it becomes so easy, Well to me it does, i dont know if theres very much other girl mechanics, i dont think it should be a problem....im one lol.

[NewfZ]

Old thread, leave it dead.


Rhymes sucka.

[Spank666]

Old thread, leave it dead.


Rhymes sucka.

So much for the last post, eh?

[ThaiTanium22]

This is left over from the ***** raid.

[EeekiE]

Hate it when old threads get ressurected :banghead:




hehehehe

[BigS]

Man...you guys should stop bumping this...

[NewfZ]

Man...you guys should stop bumping this...

And you're helping? Cause I know I ain't.

[Boostedpimp]

Guys that don't take an interest in automobiles in someway are in my book fucking gay.. and just haven't came out of the closet yet.. :lol:

[BigS]

And you're helping? Cause I know I ain't.
That's what the joke was...I know...lame...Fuck you;)

[NewfZ]

That's what the joke was...I know...lame...Fuck you;)

BigS, hows our love child? I havn't spoken to little Patrick in months.

[BigS]

BigS, hows our love child? I havn't spoken to little Patrick in months.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
...I haven't seen him for a while.

[pat99872]

What do u mean, im always here, pat will never leave

[Boostedpimp]

What do u mean, im always here, pat will never leave

It's true back in the day.. during the dark ages of pat posting 100times aday I tried to bully him out.. he stood his ground no matter who bitch slapped em. He took his bitch handling like a good bitch..

jking

[wsuwarrior]

bitch bitch bitch and bitch

[dtorre]

lol....possibly the greatest bump ever there guy

[Fnr Bikes]

The last post was 1/10/06, Then you came along an bumped it. Wtf are you talkin about? Gtfo

[dtorre]

The last post was 1/10/06, Then you came along an bumped it. Wtf are you talkin about? Gtfo

The post before mine was deleted ya dunce...some guy posted nudies

[Spank666]

The last post was 1/10/06, Then you came along an bumped it. Wtf are you talkin about? Gtfo

Some dude posted porn.

[Fnr Bikes]

Oh I got it. sorry