Resume - George W. Bush

[Smoothy]

Mark Latham has famously described George W Bush as "the most incompetent and dangerous president in living memory." While the following resume would seem to support this stance, only a student with left-wing tendencies would have the time to put it together:
RESUME - GEORGE W. BUSH
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
"lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.--this is true.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.--actually what happened is the World Court is changing into the International Criminal Court--because the US wants to be a part of the court, but not
be open to having the US have charges brought up against them, they have temporarily ceased negotiating with the countries involved in and taking part in the establishment of the ICC. So, in other words, the US wants to be able to establish the laws within the ICC, practice those laws within the ICC, but not have those laws applied to our country.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.--Guantanomo Bay.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

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[Bajee]

The only thing that stood out for me was he was a cheerleader...Is that true? gimme some links (prefferably to sites about how hes a cheerleader)

[PsiRedEye22]

Cheerleader's weren't the same thing back then. He was in his school's pep squad. It wasn't that uncommon for males.

[DragnMastr]

Still, it is pretty funny.

[MGselwonK]

yea i was gonna comment on that cheerleader thing to, with him being so opposed to gays

[PsiRedEye22]

Since when is being on the pep squad gay? I'm bisexual, and people call me "gay" 10 times more than any guy that's been on our pep squad. Close minded people kthxbai.

[Viceroy]

Yeah, I've seen it all before. :)

[Jay-Z]

But how much of that can actually be considered his fault?

[Smoothy]

Cheerleader link:
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2000/democracy/bush/stories/bush/

eh just type in to google if u want more i dont have time

But how much of that can actually be considered his fault?
wtf are you stupid?

[PsiRedEye22]

wtf are you stupid?

Are YOU stupid? I've said this a million times: Checks and balances prevent any one man from fucking up the country. There isn't one thing you can pin solely on Bush. Period.

[EJAckass]

You are absolutely BLIND if you can not see how bad this man had ruined this country ... PsiRedEye22 you are unbelieveable!! HE LIED TO THE ENTIRE NATION!!! get it through your head he will go down in history and 1 on the worst presidents EVER.. what are you talking about you cant put sole blame on him here you go...


- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
"lost" and is not available.
(How could that possibly not be his fault)

- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
(The National Guard lied right? it wasn't bush's fault)

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.(Yeah he must have been falsely accoused it wasnt his fault)

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
(He was real sick he couldn't right?)

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
(They made him go on vacation he really didn't want to :confused: )

I could sit here and list them all day!!! The only thing that its not 100% his fault is

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes.

(because his daddy and his brother had a little somethin to do with that you think its just coinsidence that the only state that had a problem counting any votes was the state that his brother is the govenor of.. pretty weird huh?)

This president is all about OIL and will let nothing get in his way. I mean our Vice President was the President and CEO of Halliburton you got to be out of your mind to not think they are all about oil

and PsiRedEye22 if your a queer anyway why are you supporting this guy he likes queers about as much as the KKK likes blacks.. but it is no suprise what so ever that you are a pole smoker believe me

[PsiRedEye22]

You are absolutely BLIND if you can not see how bad this man had ruined this country ... PsiRedEye22 you are unbelieveable!! HE LIED TO THE ENTIRE NATION!!! get it through your head he will go down in history and 1 on the worst presidents EVER.. what are you talking about you cant put sole blame on him here you go...


- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
"lost" and is not available.
(How could that possibly not be his fault)

- I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
(The National Guard lied right? it wasn't bush's fault)

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.(Yeah he must have been falsely accoused it wasnt his fault)

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
(He was real sick he couldn't right?)

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
(They made him go on vacation he really didn't want to :confused: )

I could sit here and list them all day!!! The only thing that its not 100% his fault is

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became president after losing by over 500,000 votes.

(because his daddy and his brother had a little somethin to do with that you think its just coinsidence that the only state that had a problem counting any votes was the state that his brother is the govenor of.. pretty weird huh?)

This president is all about OIL and will let nothing get in his way. I mean our Vice President was the President and CEO of Halliburton you got to be out of your mind to not think they are all about oil

and PsiRedEye22 if your a queer anyway why are you supporting this guy he likes queers about as much as the KKK likes blacks.. but it is no suprise what so ever that you are a pole smoker believe me


Right off the back: Fuck you you goddamn homophobe. I'm not GAY, you close-minded shitwipe. Next:

Stop using the shit he did before his presidency to judge him as a president. A DUI in 1976 means DICK. Presidents did cocaine wayyy before Bush had a DUI. Go bitch about them.

Next, the WMD's. The one thing liberals whack off to over and over. He has bad intelligence. The President made an oopsie. Go whack off about it, the war was still justified. If you don't think so, go join your ravenous bandana wearing, poncho-toting, anti-war, potsmoking hippie friends about bitching about the war. We saved Iraqis. You don't care, that makes you a fuckwit. America volunteered to be the world's police force. We didn't have to get involved in Korea, or WW1, or Nam, but we did. The Iraqi's are greatful to us. How can that not make you proud to be American?

Next, if the President was about oil I'd be aaaalllll for it. Gas prices would go down, and they don't use the number of cars we do.

For the rest of them, go find me proof, or shut the hell up.

[Smoothy]

Honestly there is no point in talking to you if you dont realize what he has done and what he is responsible for. I bet you cant even vote anyway, I hope so at least. The thing that worries me is that there are alot of americans who think like you :(

[Chewy]

Cheerleader's weren't the same thing back then. He was in his school's pep squad. It wasn't that uncommon for males.
Yeah but it still wasn't all that cool not like playing football. I think the schools chess club team was cooler to be on.

[<th>]

Those lines are no jokes. Move the thread to current events

[pat99872]

Too bad that this is ALL true. I still don't know why people still would vote for bush.. mabey he brain washed them

[Jay-Z]

wtf are you stupid?

Please explain to me why he is directly at fault for everything negative that has happened to America during his term

[Smoothy]

Please explain to me why he is directly at fault for everything negative that has happened to America during his term

Check the current events its all over. I dont feel like copy pasting everythin for ya
for a start, he didnt take the al queda report seriously and as a result 9/11. Im not blaming him completely for that but still, its his job to ensure his people are safe and take every precaution BEFORE anything happens.
Then lets see war in iraq bla bla bla just check the current events ya lazy bastard

[MGselwonK]

one man can fuck up the country


you see, he is the leader of a thing called a "political party"

checks and balances apply to each of the three branches of government

but when one man is the leader of the "political party" controlling each branch, checks and balances dont apply to him like they would other presidents

[Jay-Z]

The fact that you believe everything bad that has happened to this country over the past 4 years is directly bush's fault leaves me to believe that you are extremely bias, so I'm not gonna take what you say too literally. That alright with you?

[Drofflic]

The fact that you believe everything bad that has happened to this country over the past 4 years is directly bush's fault leaves me to believe that you are extremely bias, so I'm not gonna take what you say too literally. That alright with you?


Hey, I'm doing the same thing. :)

[junior98]

JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions.

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense
bill
in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire
hydrant
which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby
endangering
my
neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the
military
and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then
returned
to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted
returning
Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
killers.
I
threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My

book;
Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly
feel
about the military. I deplore the military!
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart
George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to
Harvard
nor graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no
real
world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and
running
HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
failed
to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus
gutting
our
country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq
War,
now
I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for
every
liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but
I
intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he
will
never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have

never
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth
in
excess of $700 million.
I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in
places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper
cost
of labor in those countries, although I blame George Bush for sending
all
of
the jobs out of Country.
Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
Kennedy
and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might

spoil
our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
"Scarmouche."
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
culture.
I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and
blame
George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

[VegitoSSJ4]

that was a good one junior

[<th>]

You can post whatever you want about Kerry. Bush has still the worst history of the two candidates

[pat99872]

You can post whatever you want about Kerry. Bush has still the worst history of the two candidates
amen :D

damn conservatives.. they have no fucking idea what they're talking about. just like bush

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/movies/0805041bush.mov

[Smoothy]

The fact that you believe everything bad that has happened to this country over the past 4 years is directly bush's fault leaves me to believe that you are extremely bias, so I'm not gonna take what you say too literally. That alright with you?

Who said i believed everything bad that has happened to the us in the last 4 years is directly linked to bush?

[PsiRedEye22]

amen :D

damn conservatives.. they have no fucking idea what they're talking about. just like bush

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/movies/0805041bush.mov


Just like I said. We conservatives promote Bush. All you liberals are doing is slandering Bush. I guarantee every last one of you could give less of a fuck who was running for president besides Bush, and the fact that you know absolutely DICK about Kerry as a candidate, and vote for him solely because he isn't Bush, SICKENS me. Who's being brainwashed here?

[Spazticman]

Just like I said. We conservatives promote Bush. All you liberals are doing is slandering Bush. I guarantee every last one of you could give less of a fuck who was running for president besides Bush, and the fact that you know absolutely DICK about Kerry as a candidate, and vote for him solely because he isn't Bush, SICKENS me. Who's being brainwashed here?


And That Is Folks Is The Truth.

[PsiRedEye22]

http://www.scaryjohnkerry.com/wmd.htm


Courtesy of Heather's signature. Proof that once again, liberal fallacy holds NO merit. I'll admit myself I was unaware of this, but you liberals just shot yourselves in the foot...

[pat99872]

Just like I said. We conservatives promote Bush. All you liberals are doing is slandering Bush. I guarantee every last one of you could give less of a fuck who was running for president besides Bush, and the fact that you know absolutely DICK about Kerry as a candidate, and vote for him solely because he isn't Bush, SICKENS me. Who's being brainwashed here?
i just don't wana vote for a dumbass that doesn't even know how to speak on public television. bush is clearly a dumbass. His dad was a better president than him

[Spazticman]

Ok, But There Is A Differance To Making Mistakes In Your Speechs And, "I Voted To Go To War With Iraq, Wait No i didnt."

[Barrett]

Hey pat http://media1.streamtoyou.com/rnc/080304v1.wmv

And you cannot judge a president using what he did before he was a president.

Watch that whole video and tell me KERRY isn't a moron.

[Smoothy]

they both pretty dumb, but lets face it Bush is the dumbest...
politics = rich white guys vs rich white guys :rolleyes:

[Barrett]

they both pretty dumb, but lets face it Bush is the dumbest...
politics = rich white guys vs rich white guys :rolleyes:

I will not admit to that, but beleive that Kerry is much more unfit to run the country than bush is. Bush is not exactly the perfect president but he, in my beleif has done an ok job, and that Kerry would run the country into the ground if he were elected.

[Devastation]

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most disliked country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.


I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.




The United States is not the most hated nation in the world, and we certainly did not garner that much sympathy from Arab and Asian regions.

The war on Iraq was not unprovoked. Sure, the Camel-Jockeys never officially attacked us, but Saddam had threatened to many times. And I don't care what the liberal loonies say, Saddam had ties with Al-Qaeda. I am also thoroughly convinced that he had ties with Islamic Jihad and other terrorist hate groups as well.
Also, most Americans supported the war. Please make sure to check your facts.

Bush did not lie about the reasons to go to war.
He said that Saddam is a threat, and that he "may" have nuclear weapons.
When he said that, he also said very clearly that "British intelligence" has told us that Iraq had WMD. He never lied, and he never blamed it on the good ol' Brits.
I wish that he had said that we were going to war to remove a threat to U.S. security that was also guilty of genocide of mass proportions, but he didn't. Anyways we're over there now so get over it.

and lastly, these polls of Europeans are taken in highly liberal areas such as Paris and Berlin. The truth is that many Europeans still love America.

Thank you, by the way Kerry is a jackass, so if you don't want to vote for Bush vote for that tree-hugging hippie Nader so you can inadvertently vote for Bush and keep that wuss Kerry out of power.

[Smoothy]

The United States is not the most hated nation in the world, and we certainly did not garner that much sympathy from Arab and Asian regions.

The war on Iraq was not unprovoked. Sure, the Camel-Jockeys never officially attacked us, but Saddam had threatened to many times. And I don't care what the liberal loonies say, Saddam had ties with Al-Qaeda. I am also thoroughly convinced that he had ties with Islamic Jihad and other terrorist hate groups as well.
Also, most Americans supported the war. Please make sure to check your facts.

Bush did not lie about the reasons to go to war.
He said that Saddam is a threat, and that he "may" have nuclear weapons.
When he said that, he also said very clearly that "British intelligence" has told us that Iraq had WMD. He never lied, and he never blamed it on the good ol' Brits.
I wish that he had said that we were going to war to remove a threat to U.S. security that was also guilty of genocide of mass proportions, but he didn't. Anyways we're over there now so get over it.

and lastly, these polls of Europeans are taken in highly liberal areas such as Paris and Berlin. The truth is that many Europeans still love America.

Thank you, by the way Kerry is a jackass, so if you don't want to vote for Bush vote for that tree-hugging hippie Nader so you can inadvertently vote for Bush and keep that wuss Kerry out of power.

ahh fuck another moron. Bush did not say saddam "may" have nuclear weapons. HE was SURE they had weapons, it was the reason he invaded Irak ya dumfuck. Hate groups are fucking everywhere not only in iraq.(that includes al queda and other islamic extremists)
Most americans might of supported a war because the PResident says they have WMD. Of course the people are gonna be scared and vote for a war. But there was no WMD, it was pure bullshit. Saddam was a threat but so are many other people in this world. Its no reason to blow up a fucking country. Shit why didnt they assissinate him instead or something. As for Kerry being a wuss, id like to see you say that in his face. He actually went to a war ya dumass.

[Gladiat0r]

Bush isn't the greatest, but my god hes not the worst!

I would continue for 10 pages on how Democrats suck, but I'll save time and just say it... Democrats suck




I support Colen Powell 110%

[småkopisar]

Bush IS a bullshit president, ive seen at least 3 vids of him getting drunk on national television. and seeing i dont know kerry, i dont really trust him as much as i would trust clinton. and as for Nator. he is an idiot and doesnt even try to become prez. he tells other peeps not to vote for him, and to vote for bush/kerry. so really, id say i would mostly vote for kerry. because bush is a a lieing son of a bitch and nator is a dumbfuck. and i know this thread will go on for awhile because political threads always last the longest.

[Spazticman]

ahh fuck another moron. Bush did not say saddam "may" have nuclear weapons. HE was SURE they had weapons, it was the reason he invaded Irak ya dumfuck. Hate groups are fucking everywhere not only in iraq.(that includes al queda and other islamic extremists)
Most americans might of supported a war because the PResident says they have WMD. Of course the people are gonna be scared and vote for a war. But there was no WMD, it was pure bullshit. Saddam was a threat but so are many other people in this world. Its no reason to blow up a fucking country. Shit why didnt they assissinate him instead or something. As for Kerry being a wuss, id like to see you say that in his face. He actually went to a war ya dumass.

I bet He Doesnt Even Know Who Patton Is, And As For War, Your An Idiot.
You Cant Say Kerry Actually Went To A War Because It Doesnt Stand For Kerry, According To Him The War(Vietnam) Was Wrong And Stupid, Therefore He Shouldnt Have The Right To Say "I Fought In A War." I Mean If I Was Ashamed Of Something Would I Be Flaunting It Around, Like "Hey, I Went To War." HELL NO! Thats Hypocritcal. (Now Of Course He Went To War, But He And You Shouldnt Be Flaunting It About Like Its A Good Thing, Because Thats The War He Tried To Stop And He Despised, He Should Be The Opposite, He Should Be Ashamed Of Fighting In The War.)

[Smoothy]

He still went to war ya dumass!
Your missing the whole point

[Spazticman]

As for Kerry being a wuss, id like to see you say that in his face. He actually went to a war ya dumass.

Yeah Your Right, If I Say That To Kerry, Hes Gonna Go And Get His Riverboat And Shoot Me. Sorry I Did Miss The Point, Apparantly the Point Was About Saying Something In Kerrys Face And Then Because Of His Great Battle Expierance He Would Kick Our Ass. Nice......

He still went to war ya dumass!
And Apparantly You Missed My Point, I Said You Shouldnt Flaunt He Was In That War, Now Be Like A Good Democrat And Fucking Back Him. The War Is Something He Was Against, SO DONT GO AROUND ACTING LIKE ITS A FUCKING PLUS FOR HIM!

[Killer-Medic]

can we lock this thread and go back to jokes :confused:

[Spazticman]

can we lock this thread and go back to jokes :confused:

Yeah I Know What You Mean, I'll Let Smoothy Post A Rebuttal, But After That We Are Done, Dont Want To Cause Too Much Shit.

[Smoothy]

All im saying that he actually experienced war even though he was against it or what not. I dont get how you can say he is a wuss like honestly... Id like to see you call a vietnam vet a wuss. I hate how everyone thinks Bush is some badass by blowing up Iraq. Does that really make him tough? THink about it man. I'm not flaunting he went to war im just saying he went to it, and that makes him NOT a wuss. You dont see me talking about his medals do you? I dont know if your getting my point :confused:

[Spazticman]

Alright I Understand You, And Just For The Record I Dont Think Bush Is A Badass. If I Where Him I Wouldve Gotten Rid Of Iraq As Well. I Think He Has Balls Cause He Was The One Who Actually Finished Saddam Off, But A Badass, nope.

P.S. Smoothy My Vote Will Cancel Your Vote Out! lol :D :p

[Smoothy]

Alright I Understand You, And Just For The Record I Dont Think Bush Is A Badass. If I Where Him I Wouldve Gotten Rid Of Iraq As Well. I Think He Has Balls Cause He Was The One Who Actually Finished Saddam Off, But A Badass, nope.

P.S. Smoothy My Vote Will Cancel Your Vote Out! lol :D :p

I cant vote im canadian :p. You really think paying billions of dollars to get 1)1 guy who isnt a direct threat to the country(out of the hundreds of others) 2)and killing thousands of innocent people 3) killing hundreds of soldiers 4) ruining international reputation 5)Making millions of people unhappy
6)Where's osama and the people responsible for the attack on america :confused:

Bush in 2004!!!

[Spazticman]

I cant vote im canadian :p. You really think paying billions of dollars to get 1)1 guy who isnt a direct threat to the country(out of the hundreds of others) 2)and killing thousands of innocent people 3) killing hundreds of soldiers 4) ruining international reputation 5)Making millions of people unhappy
6)Where's osama and the people responsible for the attack on america :confused:

Bush in 2004!!!
Ok, if We Continue Lets Not Get P.Oed At Each Other Anyways:
1)Ok He Is A Threat To The Country And Although He Wasnt Our #1 Priority, But We Had Faulty Intelligence That Had WMD's And I have A Few Dems Quoted As Saying They Thought He Did As Well.
2)First Off you have To Prove That Those People Where Innocent, And Secondly Sometimes Accidents Happen And Innocents Are Killed. We Regret That It Happens But Thats War, And The Democrats(And Republicans To Be Fair) That Supported The War Knew That When They Voted For It.
3)Again Happens In War And The Democrats And Republicans Knew That.
4)Really, No One Gives A Damn.
5)Thats A Biased Opinion, And You Cant Speak For Iraq And Others. I Will Recognize It Did Cause Some People To Get Upset, But Then Again The Media Reports Negative Things Mostly.
6)Why You Know Where He Is? He Was Hiding During The Attack, So We Chose To take Out Another Enemy And We Hoped He May Have Been Hiding There, He Wasnt, And Please Know Im Not Saying We Invaded Iraq Because We Thought Osama Was There, It Was Just A BONUS.

Bush in 2004!!!

[MGselwonK]

holding afghanistan+iraq is costing over 1 billion dollars a week



iraq is the cause of most of that but i dont have the actual dollar amount


saddam was a bad guy, yes, we know that

he killed his own people, that sucks, his people are dying now anyways though, we didnt really help the quality of life in iraq, but its costing us a lot of money anyways

[Smoothy]

Ok, if We Continue Lets Not Get P.Oed At Each Other Anyways:
1)Ok He Is A Threat To The Country And Although He Wasnt Our #1 Priority, But We Had Faulty Intelligence That Had WMD's And I have A Few Dems Quoted As Saying They Thought He Did As Well.
2)First Off you have To Prove That Those People Where Innocent, And Secondly Sometimes Accidents Happen And Innocents Are Killed. We Regret That It Happens But Thats War, And The Democrats(And Republicans To Be Fair) That Supported The War Knew That When They Voted For It.
3)Again Happens In War And The Democrats And Republicans Knew That.
4)Really, No One Gives A Damn.
5)Thats A Biased Opinion, And You Cant Speak For Iraq And Others. I Will Recognize It Did Cause Some People To Get Upset, But Then Again The Media Reports Negative Things Mostly.
6)Why You Know Where He Is? He Was Hiding During The Attack, So We Chose To take Out Another Enemy And We Hoped He May Have Been Hiding There, He Wasnt, And Please Know Im Not Saying We Invaded Iraq Because We Thought Osama Was There, It Was Just A BONUS.

Bush in 2004!!!

When i say innocent im talking about the civilians that were killed during the bombings
The democrates supported the president because he was so sure there was wmd, they were deceived.
Umm i can guarantee you millions of people dont like/hate bush(in the us and worldwide)
About osama, no fucking shit he was hiding. So was saddam. Of course osama wasnt hiding in iraq. Sadam and osama didnt like eachother, and i think u need to get a world map and actually know where iraq and afghanistan are located
Who the fuck would think osama is hiding with sadam is such a moron its not even funny, where do u get your info man??
911 and saddam arent linked, how many times does it need to be said?

[Spazticman]

When i say innocent im talking about the civilians that were killed during the bombings
The democrates supported the president because he was so sure there was wmd, they were deceived.
Umm i can guarantee you millions of people dont like/hate bush(in the us and worldwide)
About osama, no fucking shit he was hiding. So was saddam. Of course osama wasnt hiding in iraq. Sadam and osama didnt like eachother, and i think u need to get a world map and actually know where iraq and afghanistan are located
Who the fuck would think osama is hiding with sadam is such a moron its not even funny, where do u get your info man??
911 and saddam arent linked, how many times does it need to be said?

Deceived, You Say That Like He Lied On Purpose. Thats Ludacrious, No Offense.
Ok, You Can Guarantee Me That. But Again I Dont Care, Its Opinions.
What Makes You think Osama Couldn't Just Sneak Into Iraq? He Doesnt Need To Ask Saddam. Also It Doesnt Matter Where There Located. If Im A Criminal An Option Of Escape Is To Go To A Place Far Away From The Place Where I Am Wanted For Arrest, Sometimes I May Even Go To A Place Where The U.S. Has Bad Relations, Even if It Is Risky To Go There.
I Didnt Say He Was With Saddam I Said He Could Be Hiding there.
I Didnt Say Saddam And 9/11 Where Linked Did I? But Just To Let You Know This Is The War On Terrorism, I Would Say Gassing Your Own People To Inflict Terror In Them To Not Screw With You Is A Form of Terroism.

P.S. As For The Innocent People Being Killed By Bombings I Will Think of Something Later, But Again Accidents Happen.

[Smoothy]

This is going no where forget it :rolleyes:

[Barrett]

Kerry going to war makes him no tougher. He hated the war and he cheated his way through it by demanding purple hearts for scratches and friendly fire. And if i did meet Kerry, i would talk to him and punch him in the face as soon as he said something stupid.

As far as bush "Blowing up" Iraq, that is an ignorant statement, we saved the people and basically pulled off the attacks when we captured Saddam. We volunteered to the the world's police in serving and protecting and that's what we did, we liberated iraq from its dictator and are still workign on getting it on a better government.

And as for us "not improving the qaulity of life. That's total bullshit, we are funding a new government for them as a democracy, which is ALOT better living than the previous monarchy reign that Saddam had on the country.

[will123ab]

That's cute . . . :rolleyes:

[Eminem]

And as for us "not improving the qaulity of life. That's total bullshit, we are funding a new government for them as a democracy, which is ALOT better living than the previous monarchy reign that Saddam had on the country.


at least under saddam everyone had jobs and food. now people are unemployed and homeless, but hey, they can vote for who they want. thats nice isnt it? america always has to butt in into other country's businesses. nobody asked them to be the "world police" as someone above said. im not sure what kerry will do, but i think we should give him a try at running this country.

[småkopisar]

That's cute . . . :rolleyes:

seeing you are new to this forum....
do not post random or useless threads/posts, its called spamming

[Smoothy]

Kerry going to war makes him no tougher. He hated the war and he cheated his way through it by demanding purple hearts for scratches and friendly fire. And if i did meet Kerry, i would talk to him and punch him in the face as soon as he said something stupid.

As far as bush "Blowing up" Iraq, that is an ignorant statement, we saved the people and basically pulled off the attacks when we captured Saddam. We volunteered to the the world's police in serving and protecting and that's what we did, we liberated iraq from its dictator and are still workign on getting it on a better government.

And as for us "not improving the qaulity of life. That's total bullshit, we are funding a new government for them as a democracy, which is ALOT better living than the previous monarchy reign that Saddam had on the country.

Forgetting the pointless argument about kerry....
Hows this for an ignorant statement
http://www.gerenm.net/archives/baghdad_bombing-thumb.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39079000/jpg/_39079595_02baghdad_bombing.jpg
http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_4891_baghdad-_bombing-27-3-2003.jpg
http://nandotimes.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/247-iraq2.jpg
http://www.peer2all.com/blog/archives/images/baghdad-bombing.jpg
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/news/iraq/baghdad_bombing1_145.jpg
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.tvnz.co.nz/news/iraq/baghdad_bombing1_145.jpg&imgrefurl=http://images.tvnz.co.nz/news/iraq/%3Fsortby%3D6&h=145&w=145&sz=4&tbnid=0uptCuRd7ikJ:&tbnh=89&tbnw=89&start=22&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522Baghdad%2Bbombing%2522%2Bpicture %2522%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/hindi/images/pics/baghdad_bombing150.jpg

Ya thats what you call bombing, you know like blowing up buildings?
I dont think you are one to judge whether the living conditions are better in Iraq now and neither am I.

[Devastation]

As for Kerry being a wuss, id like to see you say that in his face. He actually went to a war ya dumass.


I don't know about saying it in his face, but I'll say it to his face.

He's a liberal. He'll back down and say he's sorry. Then I'll beat the shit out of him, take over America and install a fascist state.

You fuckin moron.

[Smoothy]

I don't know about saying it in his face, but I'll say it to his face.

He's a liberal. He'll back down and say he's sorry. Then I'll beat the shit out of him, take over America and install a fascist state.

You fuckin moron.

too bad your only 15 :rolleyes:

[Devastation]

Actually I'm a 23 year old fascist,you fucking Canadian.

[CowKillaMooMan]

Just like I said. We conservatives promote Bush. All you liberals are doing is slandering Bush. I guarantee every last one of you could give less of a fuck who was running for president besides Bush, and the fact that you know absolutely DICK about Kerry as a candidate, and vote for him solely because he isn't Bush, SICKENS me. Who's being brainwashed here?


Woah woah woah, all the commercials for Bush just bash John Kerry. They don't talk about any issues at all. Just Kerry. Bush is slandering Kerry BIG TIME. I haven't seen any Kerry commercials yet but they'll probably bash Bush once or twice. THEN talk about something important. It's like a fucking flame war between candidates.