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Nocturnal
06-19-2008, 12:29 PM
http://www.theage.com.au/national/australia-wins-world-heavyweight-title-20080619-2tfo.html

Australia has passed us as the fattest nation on Earth. Haha

Australia is officially the heavyweight champion of the world, according to new figures showing the nation has a greater proportion of obese citizens than the United States.

The latest comprehensive obesity study has shown that 26% of adult Australians - almost four million - are now obese, one million more than the last calculation in 1999.

The findings give Australia top spot as the world's most overweight nation, ahead of the notoriously super-sized Americans, who have a 25% obesity rate.

"That, unfortunately, makes us the heavyweight champions, a title we don't really want," said Professor Simon Stewart, head of preventative cardiology at the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute.

Experts are now calling for extreme measures like gym discounting and denial of surgery based on body mass index to rectify the situation.

The report, entitled Australia's Future Fat Bomb, was released ahead of the federal government's obesity inquiry.

It presents the results of height and weight checks carried out on 14,000 adult Australians nationwide in 2005, giving the most thorough picture of obesity since the AusDiab study in 1999.

The report reveals that nine million adults have a BMI over 25, making them overweight or obese, an increase from seven million.

Four million are obese, up from three million.

Middle-aged Australians are leading the way, with seven in 10 men and six in 10 women aged 45 to 64 now registering a BMI of 25 or more.

An analysis of the data shows that there will be an extra 700,000 heart-related hospital admissions in the next 20 years due to obesity alone.

Almost 125,000 people will die as a result, many prematurely.

"I would regard this as now the biggest threat to our future health," Professor Stewart said.

"As we send our athletes off to the Olympics let's reflect on the fact that we would win the gold medal now in the world fat Olympics if there was such a thing

chrisvet
06-19-2008, 12:30 PM
*claps* and bows to neigboring Americans.

American Infidel
06-19-2008, 12:38 PM
Oops...wrong website.

Deleted.

And, for the record, good job!

shade
06-19-2008, 12:54 PM
^^WTF are talking about?^^ Australia is east.

Anyway, they pollute more than we do, too.

clutch-monkey
06-19-2008, 12:58 PM
it's about fucking time
nobody will do anything if they can rationalise that someone else out there is fatter.

Buddha Bukakke!
06-19-2008, 01:06 PM
Britain and Canada are next, it's only a matter of time before they jump on the Fatwagon to the top slots.

Face Plant
06-19-2008, 01:11 PM
No wonder great white sharks hang out down under, they're mistaking Aussies for walrus flesh

Nocturnal
06-19-2008, 01:16 PM
Thanks for another inept thread that will be long-lost, in a few hour's time.

America and it's Western values are evil...yeah, we get the idea. We just don't all believe it.

But thanks for posting.

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb214/chrisrooR/LOL-WUT-IT.gif

Liberator13
06-19-2008, 01:34 PM
Good job, Australia!

Ironhorse
06-19-2008, 03:12 PM
Get in my Belly!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1LtwU)

Spike Lee
06-19-2008, 03:28 PM
Thanks for another inept thread that will be long-lost, in a few hour's time.

America and it's Western values are evil...yeah, we get the idea. We just don't all believe it.

But thanks for posting.

So you want us to be the fattest nation on Earth?

TFS
06-19-2008, 04:10 PM
I'd rather we lose that title because we start fixing ourselves instead of someone surpassing us.

evilmittens
06-19-2008, 04:18 PM
We are losing ground to the Australians in the obese gap. THIS CANNOT STAND! I encourage all Americans to look upon Old Glory and do what is necessary to keep the enemy at bay!

Ace Hippie
06-19-2008, 04:23 PM
So you want us to be the fattest nation on Earth?

Maybe American Infidel has some sort of script to post these sorts of replies whenever America is mentioned in any topic? As it is, his response makes no sense at all...

YouEnjoyMyself
06-19-2008, 04:24 PM
We are losing ground to the Australians in the obese gap. THIS CANNOT STAND! I encourage all Americans to look upon Old Glory and do what is necessary to keep the enemy at bay!

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/kfc_releases_new_family_size

Jay-Z
06-19-2008, 04:30 PM
Yeah but I bet the world is still gonna think of fat people when they think of America.

Spike Lee
06-19-2008, 04:54 PM
Maybe American Infidel has some sort of script to post these sorts of replies whenever America is mentioned in any topic? As it is, his response makes no sense at all...

That's what I was thinking. I don't think he read the thread.

_Joe
06-19-2008, 06:25 PM
Thanks for another inept thread that will be long-lost, in a few hour's time.

America and it's Western values are evil...yeah, we get the idea. We just don't all believe it.

But thanks for posting.

Being fat doesn't make you evil, what're you getting at?

Yuseke
06-19-2008, 06:29 PM
Being fat doesn't make you evil, what're you getting at?

Yes it does. Gluttony is one of the deadly sins :)

temp100
06-19-2008, 09:49 PM
Wow, I really didn't expect this... I didn't think there were that many obese Australians. I guess it has been a fair few years since I was last there.

tripb19
06-20-2008, 06:53 AM
THIS POST PROBABLY WON'T BE READ BUT . . .

Yeah but I bet the world is still gonna think of fat people when they think of America.

"25% of Americans are obese" ~ The Age, today.

It's actually above 30%, you are still the fattest country on Earth, trust me, I'm an Aussie who went through 13 States in November, you guys win.

I've found 5 reports, one has American obesity at 20% (Social Series Health and Healthcare survey 2006) but 4 others have American obesity at:

34%: CDC - http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/07newsreleases/obesity.htm

32.9%: NHANES 03-04 Report

31.0%: ASD - http://www.americansportsdata.com/obesitystats.asp

30.5%: AOA - http://obesity1.tempdomainname.com/subs/fastfacts/obesity_US.shtml

The newspaper is inaccurate, and with a incendiary leading line like that can sell alot more papers. I'm a 4th year Media Communications student in the city where this paper is printed.

QKUMBA
06-20-2008, 07:24 AM
But australia only has like 5 people, a dingo and some wallagaloogalies.

YorkshireMan
06-20-2008, 08:33 AM
Australia eh?

Surprises me actually.

Must be all them Barbecues they have.

American Infidel
06-20-2008, 10:16 AM
Maybe American Infidel has some sort of script to post these sorts of replies whenever America is mentioned in any topic? As it is, his response makes no sense at all...

Disregard my post. I actually meant to post at another forum that I had open in my tabs, and it ended up here.

Sorry...carry on.

chrisvet
06-20-2008, 11:19 AM
Ah, an answer that makes sense.

PMUN NY
06-20-2008, 12:20 PM
I had an extra donut on the way into work this morning, no way Australia is getting the Fattest Nation title without a fight!

clutch-monkey
06-21-2008, 01:07 AM
But australia only has like 5 people, a dingo and some wallagaloogalies.
well we ate all the wallabies see...:ohnoes:
I had an extra donut on the way into work this morning, no way Australia is getting the Fattest Nation title without a fight!

:lol: moar beefcakes!

Yuseke
06-21-2008, 01:09 AM
FUCK YOU AUSTRAILIA! FUCK YOU!

*eats a live baby*

particlephysics
06-23-2008, 07:32 PM
serves people right when thier eating fatty foods all day. I think its much more than that when you account the clothes and food thier wearing

Crazy Gnome
06-23-2008, 07:40 PM
Believe me, I just came from my university cafeteria, and I can attest to the fact that the US is still the heavyweight champs.

I honestly believe that there is a 350 pound minimum weight limit for woman who apply to work there.