Do you masturbate to any video games?

[MidgetHunter]

And I don't mean to sexy characters...

[The_Canadian]

I jerk off to my Level 70 night elf druid

[Lividum]

Gran Turismo 4. The American car section.

[SheBear]

no...10creepedouts.

[bangarang]

In Oblivion, some elf chick on the Imperial Waterfront says to keep away from her ship or she'll kill me in such a sexy tone of voice and demanding way it just turns me on. She was also wearing a pirate kind of uniform and her pants were soooooooo tight.

[aooga12]

In Oblivion, some elf chick on the Imperial Waterfront says to keep away from her ship or she'll kill me in such a sexy tone of voice and demanding way it just turns me on. She was also wearing a pirate kind of uniform and her pants were soooooooo tight.

ever get laid?

[arsenalfan]

ever get laid?

why you need tips? jk i love you <3

[Yuseke]

I was trippin on some mushrooms and fire plants with Mario while we performed mutual masturbation on each other while watching Luigi fight Bowser in the 3rd world's castle. Never again...

[The_Guitarist]

Dead or Alive, Guild Wars, and Guitar Hero.

I'm not kidding.

[shane7x]

Li mei from mortal kombat

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[Kenyan]

um Princess Toadstool, and Zelda?(***for dumbasses who dont know zelda is th e chick you rescue and Link is the guy)

[Total Madman]

Dead Or Alive 3, the stripping minigame on Dead To Rights lol, GTA strip club lapdances. That was before I had porn though in my younger years, when you're 14 you'll pretty much jerk off to anything with a pulse and little body hair.

[Jesmo]

Not really...I wanked to game-magazines when they had big pics of Lara Croft or something though.

[PsiRedEye22]

Destroy All Humans.

[NRS]

I jerked off numerous times on Blood Rayne.

[FuCkUp]

Not really...I wanked to game-magazines when they had big pics of Lara Croft or something though.

Jesus fucking christ......I thought I wasn't sad enough but you've just reminded me...

I did to the nell mcandrew tomb raider shots.. wtf...
think I was only like 11 and all :S
http://www.comicbookhotties.com/models/tomb-raider-pic.asp

[Jesmo]

Jesus fucking christ......I thought I wasn't sad enough but you've just reminded me...

I did to the nell mcandrew tomb raider shots.. wtf...
think I was only like 11 and all :S
http://www.comicbookhotties.com/models/tomb-raider-pic.asp

Dont worry. We all did it.

[Face Plant]

the executions in Manhunt

[JiggaM]

urm...... strip club in gta4???

[Dane]

The Pyramid Head rape scene in Silent Hill 2 is just too much for me. I can't resist whenever I get to that.

[EvaMonkey]

You know how most people think that gamers are lonely pathetic nerds with no chance of even a whiff of vagina?

...Reallllly breaking that illusion here, fellas.

[psychomonkey62]

Dead or Alive, Guild Wars, and Guitar Hero.

I'm not kidding.

Wait.......Guitar Hero? To who? Lars Umlaut?

Jeez, this topic makes me feel better about myself.

[Wreckedem]

Guitar Hero.

How do you do that without failing the song? :err:

[Dane]

How do you do that without failing the song? :err:

He plays Bulls On Parade.

[Itsamadhouse12]

He plays Bulls On Parade.

no he plays...
CHARACTER SELECTION SCREEN!!
yes i have jacked off to a picture of judy nails...

and once to GTA

[AquaXed]

Veronica from the Resident Evil series. :raiseeyeb

[dude22]

You know how most people think that gamers are lonely pathetic nerds with no chance of even a whiff of vagina?

...Reallllly breaking that illusion here, fellas.

Sounds like you're a pretty hardcore gamer.

[The_Canadian]

The Pyramid Head rape scene in Silent Hill 2 is just too much for me. I can't resist whenever I get to that.
That was rape? I coulda' sworn I thought he was drowning her in a sink or something. Time to load it up and check it out! (Or youtube it)

[Amadeus]

In Oblivion, some elf chick on the Imperial Waterfront says to keep away from her ship or she'll kill me in such a sexy tone of voice and demanding way it just turns me on. She was also wearing a pirate kind of uniform and her pants were soooooooo tight.

Was the elf chick 14 and a half?

[ukonkivi]

I think I've done it before, but I can't remember to what.
Usually playing a game all day just reminds me that I want to wank and then go look for material I actually want to wank to.

I mean, they make Final Fantasy hentai for a reason.

[EvaMonkey]

Sounds like you're a pretty hardcore gamer.

Hells yeah, nobody can roll those Monopoly dice like me.

[Dane]

That was rape? I coulda' sworn I thought he was drowning her in a sink or something. Time to load it up and check it out! (Or youtube it)

He was indeed doing THE RAPE. The developers even said so, and he was doing it because James himself felt like raping someone or something like that.
Pyramid head might have been drowning one of the mannequins cause there were two of them. He were having a threesome! Come to think of it, how does one drown and breathe without a mouth? I guess they must have used their vaginas for that or something.
If you get there again, notice the red glowing stuff in the sink. This stuff seems to show up places he has been. My guess is that it's Pyramid Head sperm.

I think I've done it before, but I can't remember to what.
Usually playing a game all day just reminds me that I want to wank and then go look for material I actually want to wank to.

I mean, they make Final Fantasy hentai for a reason.

They should just go ahead and put the hentai in the actual game. They are obviously already trying to appeal to horny nerds.

[MrCrunt]

I used to shoot cum at Cool Spot!