Shitty/Obscure Games You Plehed When You Were An Kid

[Nickster]

Shitty/obscure Games you plehed as an kid, talk about them. Pretty much games that you loved when you were too young for rational thought that you would never dare to play again

Back when I had the playstation, I only had like good game for it. Most of the time I played a Toy Story 2 platformer in which you piss around semi-openended levels that were actually pretty fucking sweet due to the nice level of detail. So you just had to piss around looking for *gasp* tokens. The games had you playing as Buzz Lightyear in rather well proportioned levels. Ie. You are SMALL. You started off at Andy's house and followed the course of locations in the movie.

One thing I remember about the game was how, either A.) How hard it was. or B.) What a shitty gamer I was. But the game gave me genuine non-bullshit challenge.

Urban Chaos: A poorly recieved playstation port of a well recieved pc game, but I didn't know that, I just knew that you could kill people, with like, blood and stuff. The game had you playing as sassy no-nonsense nigrette cop D'arci Sterns or sometimes as old no-nonsese, very white, military dude named gRoper. All I did was tool around the open-ended urban levels beating up on everything thst moved. And occainsonally talking to the "colourful" bystander npcs that served no purpose but to say something funny and then be smacked to a gibbering pulp. This was mostly because, unlike Toy Story, the difficulty WAS bullshit.

One level had me fighting a giant fire monster (wtf?) that you could'nt get close to, so you had to shoot him with your starting gun, than faff about the level to get moar bullets and do it again till you or it=ded. Oh yeah, there were also these faggots in trenchcoats that shot at you with little gatling guns, that could only be beated if you get the drop on them woth a gun.

tl:dr: Toy Story platformer. White Guilt: The Beat 'em Up.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Your turn assholes.

[Frostdaddy]

Commander Keen. Not shitty at all.

[Rhegwyn]

I remember playing a demo for an adult game called Rodger Ramrod many years ago. It was an FPS, except instead of using a gun you use your penis and squirt bodily fluids on the bad guys. Also, having women suck you off would replenish your health.

[Amadeus]

Plehed?

You people try too hard.
That's what she said.

[BestNameEver]

I remember playing a demo for an adult game called Rodger Ramrod many years ago. It was an FPS, except instead of using a gun you use your penis and squirt bodily fluids on the bad guys. Also, having women suck you off would replenish your health.

Are you serious? Link please.

[Nickster]

http://www.classic-pc-games.com/pc/adult/rodger_ramrod.html

[dcam0326]

Commander Keen. Not shitty at all.

Ohhh the nostalgia. I downloaded that game a while back just to play it again.

[O'Bannion]

Crusader: No Regret
Nocturne

[Nickster]

http://www.abandonia.com/

Lots of good old shit at this site. You need DOSBox first though.

Anyone rember a Doom engine game called Strife?

[Frosty]

Joe and Mac, mofuggas!

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/home/588405.html

Also, Goof Troop: http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/home/588359.html

[zodg1lla]

Shitty/obscure Games you plehed as an kid, talk about them. Pretty much games that you loved when you were too young for rational thought that you would never dare to play again

Back when I had the playstation, I only had like good game for it. Most of the time I played a Toy Story 2 platformer in which you piss around semi-openended levels that were actually pretty fucking sweet due to the nice level of detail. So you just had to piss around looking for *gasp* tokens. The games had you playing as Buzz Lightyear in rather well proportioned levels. Ie. You are SMALL. You started off at Andy's house and followed the course of locations in the movie.

One thing I remember about the game was how, either A.) How hard it was. or B.) What a shitty gamer I was. But the game gave me genuine non-bullshit challenge.

Urban Chaos: A poorly recieved playstation port of a well recieved pc game, but I didn't know that, I just knew that you could kill people, with like, blood and stuff. The game had you playing as sassy no-nonsense nigrette cop D'arci Sterns or sometimes as old no-nonsese, very white, military dude named gRoper. All I did was tool around the open-ended urban levels beating up on everything thst moved. And occainsonally talking to the "colourful" bystander npcs that served no purpose but to say something funny and then be smacked to a gibbering pulp. This was mostly because, unlike Toy Story, the difficulty WAS bullshit.

One level had me fighting a giant fire monster (wtf?) that you could'nt get close to, so you had to shoot him with your starting gun, than faff about the level to get moar bullets and do it again till you or it=ded. Oh yeah, there were also these faggots in trenchcoats that shot at you with little gatling guns, that could only be beated if you get the drop on them woth a gun.

tl:dr: Toy Story platformer. White Guilt: The Beat 'em Up.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Your turn assholes.



haha, Urban Chaos, I haven't even thought about that game since you said it. I had the demo and would run around beating everyone up on the first level til it ended. Then repeat.

Other than that, those packs of 5 old windows 95 games you could get for like 20 bucks. They were sweet.

[Dane]

Commander Keen which was a very good game.

[rand0m]

Oh man I remember that Toy Story II game, shit I played that for a whole day round my friends house. Was awesome fun at the time, but yeah had a bit of a learning curve.

[Rootraz]

Yeah, I owned the shit out of that Toy Story 2 game.

For me, I'd say maybe Guardians Crusade. It was a pretty cool RPG where you were this guy named Knight and you had this little pink dragon think and you had to take it somewhere called, I think, God's Tower or something like that. I don't really remember that much of it, I just remember spending a lot of time on it.

[rand0m]

I remember playing through, completing and shamefully enjoying Fur Fighters on the Playstation 2 ... My friend got it with his PS2 and it was a long summer so I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of this on the surface, terrible looking game.

Turns out had some amazing level variaty, pretty decent gameplay and by the end of it I was Pro and enjoying myself, great levels from urban sprawls to giant deforesting machines, to construction of dams, to outerspace all the way to a weird parrallel giant universe inhabited by giant dinosaurs ...

[Nickster]

The Toy Story 2 game probably isn't what should be classified as shitty. Had good graphics, was fun, and it had Randy Newman playing at the title screen, extra points for that.

A few of the levels fuckin' sucked though, like the Alley.

[psychomonkey62]

I had some kickass McDonalds game for the NES......all I remember is that you could choose to either be white or black.

[Nickster]

McKids lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVBerX6Dzmc)

[familyguy]

Back when I had the playstation, I only had like good game for it. Most of the time I played a Toy Story 2 platformer in which you piss around semi-openended levels that were actually pretty fucking sweet due to the nice level of detail. So you just had to piss around looking for *gasp* tokens. The games had you playing as Buzz Lightyear in rather well proportioned levels. Ie. You are SMALL. You started off at Andy's house and followed the course of locations in the movie.



Fuck yea, I still have the disk and case of that game in my closet somewhere.

[Edgecrusher]

Toy Story 2 was fucking hard, but yes a very good game.

Same goes for Lion King on the SNES.

[silentz]

Commander Keen was amazing back in the day. I'd feel awesome when I solved the way out, and I'd play pong on his wristwatch lol..

It came on a cd with 500 games lol..

Anyone remember the first platform Duke Nukem?

It fit on a floppy, and I was so amazed to play it.

I also remember playing digdug and wheel of fortune on an old laptop (only blue screen colors) with the 6" floppy disks lol...

[Gatsufox]

http://www.abandonia.com/

Lots of good old shit at this site. You need DOSBox first though.

Anyone rember a Doom engine game called Strife?

Yes! I love Strife! I still play it today with ZDOOM.

How about Rise of the Triad? I think that's what it was called but I remember DOG MODE.

How about Heretic or Hexen? Those games are also cool!

[Jesmo]

The Toy Story 2 game probably isn't what should be classified as shitty. Had good graphics, was fun, and it had Randy Newman playing at the title screen, extra points for that.

A few of the levels fuckin' sucked though, like the Alley.

I played the toy story 1 and Timon & Bumba. It was some kind of collection of mini-games, it was entertaining though.

e. And Carmageddon, lol. It was my bday present when I was a kid, parents just bought it because they thought it was just some normal rally game. Think it was like banned in germany or something

[cloudfox]

Superman 64.

[ukonkivi]

Day Dreamin' Davey.
It wasn't that great, but it did keep me entertained.

[psychomonkey62]

Superman 64.

All I did in that game was throwing the ONCE CAR IN THE GAME at the ONE ENEMY IN THE GAME. Then I ran to the edge of the level and couldn't get back. Fuck flying through rings.

[Doh616]

Eternal Ring, this was one of the first games to come out on PS2 and my dad just bought it when he bought the console. It was for my brother but he never played it so I opened it up and started playing. It actually was a really fun game, kind of reminds me of oblivion.

[cloudfox]

Eternal Ring, this was one of the first games to come out on PS2 and my dad just bought it when he bought the console. It was for my brother but he never played it so I opened it up and started playing. It actually was a really fun game, kind of reminds me of oblivion.

The Sawmill level scared the absolute shit out of me. I couldn't get past it, either. Making your own rings was absolutely fucking confusing, too.

[liquidjett]

It was some computer game or something called "Dr. Quarternary's Island" or something to that effect

[Zero-Man]

Commander Keen. Not shitty at all.

As did I, Commander Keen rocked

[Canty]

Same goes for Lion King on the SNES.

I completed the third part of the first level of that game last year (Mega Drive version) when you're on a ostrichs back having to jump over trees of various height.

I first started it in 1994 (approx) and completed it in 2007. 13 years stuck on one bloody level. Has to be some kind of a record.

However the colours and animations were great I loved jumping on the trees in the very first level and watching the leaves float down, back then that was incredible, good music as well.

THIS FUCKING LEVEL :mad::banghead::mad: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww3fpKFgUec&NR=1)

It was the part after the stack of hippos that I couldn't do.

[Edgecrusher]

I completed the third part of the first level of that game last year (Mega Drive version) when you're on a ostrichs back having to jump over trees of various height.

I first started it in 1994 (approx) and completed it in 2007. 13 years stuck on one bloody level. Has to be some kind of a record.

However the colours and animations were great I loved jumping on the trees in the very first level and watching the leaves float down, back then that was incredible, good music as well.

THIS FUCKING LEVEL :mad::banghead::mad: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww3fpKFgUec&NR=1)

It was the part after the stack of hippos that I couldn't do.

Fucking A, that hippo shit was just not fair.

[FlyinG ShoosteR]

Rocket: Robot on Wheels for the N64. Also, Glover 64.