Hilarious things to do in GTA4

[Wreckedem]

Start a fight with a random civilian (make sure they fight back) and call the cops, all hell breaks loose.
Drive the pullboat onto land
What do you guys do that's fuckwin in GTA4?

[Spankt]

GTAIV was soooo yesterday... get with the times..

[Itsamadhouse12]

lol something funny?
take the deal! it is soooo funny!!

[NRS]

Uninstall it.

[Wattle]

Uninstall it.

Fail.

Unless you use a PS3.

[Zero-Man]

Fail.

Unless you use a PS3.

Failx2

But really uninstall it? COMN

[Wattle]

What? Don't you install games onto PS3, thus meaning you can uninstall.

[potatopaper]

Snap the disc in 2 and go to Gamestop and get San Andreas.

[FuCkUp]

Snap the game in half then use one half to slit peoples throats and the other half to slit your wrists when you have finished.

[Rootraz]

I like to make people fall on those missions where you have to take someone somewhere by getting in the car before them and start driving every time they reach for the door.

[Elite_master]

play free mode and put all rocket launchers on with friendly fire off its a blast haha people go flying everywhere

[splinter]

Shoot the rocket Launch as you fall off a building.

[Amadeus]

How about driving on the sidewalk, so you hit people?

Still clever and fun after all these years!

[The_Canadian]

Snap the disc in 2 and go to Gamestop and get San Andreas.
Maybe if you weren't playing as a foul mouthed bitch (And the RPG elements sucked)

How about driving on the sidewalk, so you hit people?

Still clever and fun after all these years!
Crashing peds in 4 is fucking badass. In previous GTA they just dropped dead under you car or went up the roof and slid off. Now the do fucking rolls off your roof and shit, and when the fall to the ground they're rolling and crap.

I think that's why GTA4 is so fun, the euphoria engine. The AI really act like real beings, unlike ragdolls which just drops dead. Normally, in the other GTAs I try to stay alive, but now, if I am going 250 in a bike I can't resist crashing head on into a car and see me flying through the air, Niko trying to protect his face, hitting the pavement and bouncing off a lightpost. And shit, you can push people down the stairs, I am not kidding!

[potatopaper]

The euphoria engine is the only good thing about GTA IV. RPG elements in San Andreas weren't as annoying as some faggot calling you to go bowling.

[The_Canadian]

The euphoria engine is the only good thing about GTA IV. RPG elements in San Andreas weren't as annoying as some faggot calling you to go bowling.


Oh, right, euphoria is the only good thing about GTA4. The car physics, graphics, real time lighting, multiplayer are nothing. Please, I bet you're some stupid little bitch thinking that he lives in the ghetto, listening to solider boy and doing Dr Seuss raps. Or maybe you just have sand in your vag because all of your friends have a PS3 or 360 and can play GTA4, while you're still busting out the long dead PS2. I'd rather have someone call me for bowling (which I can say no) than have to deal with being a fat fuck, working out, calling girlfriends for dates (which most are bugged, ever heard of gym glitch and girlfriend glitch)? SA is a steaming pile of shit, I'd rather go with GTA4 or Vice City anyday.

[potatopaper]

The car physics aren't fun. The graphics suck shit. Real time lighting, big fucking whoop.
San Andreas was FUN. You could shoot at cars in a WW2 plane then when you get bored of that you jump out of your plane and freefall into Area 51 or whatever it's called, and steal a helicopter that fires rockets. In GTA IV You steal a car and knock down some pedestrians and crash into a wall, now your car won't start, so you get out to steal another but the cops shoot you before you have a chance to drive away.

[The_Canadian]

The car physics aren't fun. The graphics suck shit. Real time lighting, big fucking whoop.
San Andreas was FUN. You could shoot at cars in a WW2 plane then when you get bored of that you jump out of your plane and freefall into Area 51 or whatever it's called, and steal a helicopter that fires rockets. In GTA IV You steal a car and knock down some pedestrians and crash into a wall, now your car won't start, so you get out to steal another but the cops shoot you before you have a chance to drive away.
Car physics in GTA4 aren't fun? Right, you're so right, I wouldn't want the wheels reacting to the terrain and each wheel having its own suspension, I'd rather have an aerodynamic box on wheels. Graphics being shit? Seriously? It's not as good as other games, but if you look at how huge the game is, the graphics are amazing. Fucking San Andreas had some of the shittiest graphics, just drive in the countryside and push your left analog stick up a little bit. Look, someone has been using MiracleGrow. Oh, and a WW2 plane shooting at cars? Good luck, I hope you don't crash into an invisible light pole. Even if you do somehow make it to Area 51 and take a helicopter, fire your rockets at the braindead police AI and see the cars turn black with a wheel flying off, it's a lot more fun than, I dunno, flying a helicopter in multiplayer, with your teammate using an AK on the side, hunting down the opposition. Getting shot at, having to ditch the heli at in intersection, stealing the nearest car, and driving away with someone else chasing you down, firing at you with a deagle. Yeah, blowing up the stupid fuck police AI in SA is a lot more fun than playing with "I" in multiplayer.

[treefitty]

"Thems my duckets now!"

[PokemonMaster]

Helicopter, fly as high as possible, see how much damage you can do to yourself by jumping out.

[rand0m]

Wack on the weapons cheat, then just walk around shooting people, cops etc etc and see how long you last.

[FlavaDave]

The car physics aren't fun. The graphics suck shit. Real time lighting, big fucking whoop.
San Andreas was FUN. You could shoot at cars in a WW2 plane then when you get bored of that you jump out of your plane and freefall into Area 51 or whatever it's called, and steal a helicopter that fires rockets. In GTA IV You steal a car and knock down some pedestrians and crash into a wall, now your car won't start, so you get out to steal another but the cops shoot you before you have a chance to drive away.

amen.
San Andreas is a hell of a lot funner than GTA IV, because you can do whatever the fuck you want.
BMX's, jetpacks, planes, parachutes. fucking awesome
in GTA IV you just have cars, bikes, boats and helicopters. whoopdi fuckin doo
now you may love GTA IV just because its all realistic and the "graphics are fucking intense man. the euphoric game engine blasts my megabytes to the fucking hemishp3r3". but without the multiplayer online factor, you would finish the game and never touch it again.

[Black Project]

Due to me being poor, I don't have the game yet, but I was wondering. If you're playing online, couldn't you get a bunch of teammates in a helicopter, go as high as possible, and just jump out, killing them all? Or would the helicopter not explode?

[BassGuitar25]

Due to me being poor, I don't have the game yet, but I was wondering. If you're playing online, couldn't you get a bunch of teammates in a helicopter, go as high as possible, and just jump out, killing them all? Or would the helicopter not explode?

You could.

...and it would be funny as hell.

[GOD!]

The euphoria engine is the only good thing about GTA IV. RPG elements in San Andreas weren't as annoying as some faggot calling you to go bowling.uhhhh........ Like you?:preachon:

[The_Canadian]

amen.
San Andreas is a hell of a lot funner than GTA IV, because you can do whatever the fuck you want.
BMX's, jetpacks, planes, parachutes. fucking awesome
in GTA IV you just have cars, bikes, boats and helicopters. whoopdi fuckin doo
now you may love GTA IV just because its all realistic and the "graphics are fucking intense man. the euphoric game engine blasts my megabytes to the fucking hemishp3r3". but without the multiplayer online factor, you would finish the game and never touch it again.
Include the multiplayer factor and try again.

[Deep Cover]

"Thems my duckets now!"

Exactly. The two things where SA is far superior to 4 are:

1) You get to play a black man without washing yourself after.
2) The open plan of the map. You can drive a little off road, shit even when your in a city you can afford to drive in zig zags on busy roads without smashing into a fuckin letter box or whatever. In 4 it all seems to enclosed. It's too realistic.

[skwishy]

push people down stairs and infront of trains.

[The_Canadian]

push people down stairs and infront of trains.
Jesus, I just did both of those a week ago! I know the perfect set of stairs, it's fucking hilarious

[clutch-monkey]

snapping off the tail rotors of a friend's chopper (when they're strafing/using in cockpit view) and watch them wonder why they can't turn anymore.
hitting people and scooters etc with the helicopter's rotors.

wish they had rockets for the choppers..

[FlavaDave]

Include the multiplayer factor and try again.

multiplayer is good, sure. but overall, San Andreas is a funner game imo. if you disagree i dont care. stfu

[PiNHeaD]

Snipe the pilots of helicopters.

[Lunacy182]

Swing set bug. Sends you flying about 100ft in the air. Dunno if anyone said it. I dont care.

[The_Canadian]

multiplayer is good, sure. but overall, San Andreas is a funner game imo. if you disagree i dont care. stfu
Have you even played GTA4? Mostly likely not, I bet you're some bitch who's in a hissy fit because everyone on the planet is gaming on their PS3s and 360s, playing GTA4 from sun up to sun down, and then some. All your friend are talking about how awesome GTA4 is, and you're still in 2004, busting out San Andreas on your dead PS2. Let me put is this way, would you rather...

Go and eat food, get fat, build muscles, even though they hardly change anything in the gameplay? Mod your cars, even though all of the mods for every single car is the exact same? Fly planes into invisible buildings? Have shootouts with the braindead police? Build up your driving skill, boat skill, even though they do nothing?

Or would you rather play multiplayer with up to 15 other people? How about race, team deathmatch, or just free roam? Drive around with the incredibly fucking realistic car physics, in the world of euphoria?

Seriously, San Andreas is ok, but it's nowheer as good as GTA4, hell, Vice City and GTA3 are better than San Andreas.

[SupraTwinTurbo]

Honestly guys it's the difference between next gen and older generation gaming. If you like realism then you would love GTA4 (like me), if you like the regular old GTA then SA is for you. Personally I didn't even waste my time on SA cuz it's the same old shit. GTA4 is better because it's completely new

[Beldar]

Use the "handbrake cam" in slowmotion while hauling ass down sidewalks. I love watching peds go flying in slow motion. I like the slow-mo with the firetruck too, just watch the car crush...

[The_Canadian]

Honestly guys it's the difference between next gen and older generation gaming. If you like realism then you would love GTA4 (like me), if you like the regular old GTA then SA is for you. Personally I didn't even waste my time on SA cuz it's the same old shit. GTA4 is better because it's completely new
IMO, GTA4 is more like the classic GTA. GTA San Andreas tried to be a stat building RPG (which failed miserably at). Everything else I agree on.

[Deep Cover]

IMO, GTA4 is more like the classic GTA. GTA San Andreas tried to be a stat building RPG (which failed miserably at). Everything else I agree on.

Wow, you're a fucking idiot. Everything you said in that quote was wrong. By adding more realism to GTA4, it takes the game away from the 'classic GTA' which was based is driving around, not giving a fuck, the satirical sense of humour the games world had, the random encounters and comments from strangers (all of which SA captures). In GTA4 the humour tries to hard and just isn't as good as previous titles. In GTA4 you try to drive like a maniac and thanks to the realism you crash when pretty much anything happens. GTA4 is still a good game, but you have your head so far up Niko Bellics japseye you can't think straight.

[The_Canadian]

Wow, you're a fucking idiot. Everything you said in that quote was wrong. By adding more realism to GTA4, it takes the game away from the 'classic GTA' which was based is driving around, not giving a fuck, the satirical sense of humour the games world had, the random encounters and comments from strangers (all of which SA captures). In GTA4 the humour tries to hard and just isn't as good as previous titles. In GTA4 you try to drive like a maniac and thanks to the realism you crash when pretty much anything happens. GTA4 is still a good game, but you have your head so far up Niko Bellics japseye you can't think straight.
Are you retarded? GTA4 took everything in SA away that was not GTA. GTA is about shooting people, stealing cars, having sex with hookers, and other crazy shit. What did you do in San Andreas? Go on a diet? Work out on your muscles? Date your girlfriend? Getting better aim at using a gun? That's not GTA, that's some stat building RPG. Hell, 4 years ago R* even said that the next GTA might be an MMORPG. Sure, GTA4 had realistic car physics, but that only makes the game more fun. Sure, it was annoying as fuck with people calling you to go out and bowl, but you can always say no. But I agree though, San Andreas was funny. I couldn't get enough of the dialogue, "nigga fuck shit nigga homie nigga shit fuck grove street nigga fuck nigga shit nigga grove shoot ballas nigga fuck nigga grove steet bit nigga fuck nigga bitch fuck grove street niogga fuck nigga grove nigga fck the grove nigga shit fuck"

[Bigshorty]

Are you retarded? GTA4 took everything in SA away that was not GTA. GTA is about shooting people, stealing cars, having sex with hookers, and other crazy shit. What did you do in San Andreas? Go on a diet? Work out on your muscles? Date your girlfriend? Getting better aim at using a gun? That's not GTA, that's some stat building RPG. Hell, 4 years ago R* even said that the next GTA might be an MMORPG. Sure, GTA4 had realistic car physics, but that only makes the game more fun. Sure, it was annoying as fuck with people calling you to go out and bowl, but you can always say no. But I agree though, San Andreas was funny. I couldn't get enough of the dialogue, "nigga fuck shit nigga homie nigga shit fuck grove street nigga fuck nigga shit nigga grove shoot ballas nigga fuck nigga grove steet bit nigga fuck nigga bitch fuck grove street niogga fuck nigga grove nigga fck the grove nigga shit fuck"

Actually, it was, "Nigga fuck shit shit nigga fuck Grove ballas nigga shit fuck fuck nigga sweet nigga nigga fuck grove grove nigga nigga fuck fuck nigga fuck grove shit fuck ballas fuck shit fuck fuck nigga nigga nigga."

[Deep Cover]

Are you retarded? GTA4 took everything in SA away that was not GTA. GTA is about shooting people, stealing cars, having sex with hookers, and other crazy shit.
Yes, just like SA
What did you do in San Andreas?
You've just answered that.
Go on a diet? Work out on your muscles? Date your girlfriend? Getting better aim at using a gun? That's not GTA, that's some stat building RPG
Yeah but the thing is nobody bothered with that shit. You're going on the assumption that to properly play the game you have to do all that bollocks. No fucking way. Go buy some Armour from Ammu-Nation, grab a bite to eat if you don't have much health left (or just do a cheat with the controller, instead of having to type it in on your awkward to use phone). You honestly think everybody swam, ran or cycled for however many hours to improve their stamina and shit? FUCK no. But I'm guessing you did since your obsessing over the stat system.
Sure, GTA4 had realistic car physics, but that only makes the game more fun.
I guess that's your opinion. Sure, the game engine is cool is some respects, like when you crash a bike you fly poetically through the air into an overhead road sign. But by making the driving and shit more realistic, I'm arguing that they've taken away the fun element of driving like a maniac, actually knowing your playing a game, instead of in GTA4 where they've tried to make it like actually driving a car. It's like they want you to think you have a steering wheel instead of a controller in your hand.
Sure, it was annoying as fuck with people calling you to go out and bowl, but you can always say no.
Yes, but chances are in the process of doing that you've probably rammed into a tree.
But I agree though, San Andreas was funny. I couldn't get enough of the dialogue, "nigga fuck shit nigga homie nigga shit fuck grove street nigga fuck nigga shit nigga grove shoot ballas nigga fuck nigga grove steet bit nigga fuck nigga bitch fuck grove street niogga fuck nigga grove nigga fck the grove nigga shit fuck"
I meant the stranger interaction was far better (funnier) in SA. But if you're going there, it was funny to hear CJ blast out profanities at any given moment, prolly because they were going for the fun, amplified protagonist to reflect the fun amplified world he was in.

[rand0m]

You guys do realise you can put your phone on silent or something and they don't call you ...

...

...

[The_Canadian]

1. No, you're stat building and going on dates in SA

2. Yeah, that's right, because GTA SA is more stat building

3. It was unavoidable. if you didn't eat, you would starve and die. Not to metion you HAD to go on dates with your girlfriend, because if you don't then you'll lose your weapons when you die. And putting in cheat codes by pressing buttons in the right order is better? Lets just say it is (which it isn't), in GTA4 once you put in a cheat code you can just select it from the phone without having to recall. PS, I don't give a shit over stats, I'm just arguing over how it is shit and not GTA, top it all off it was implemented poorly.

4. Who ever said having realistic car physics instantly take out the fun? Let me put it in another way, in SA when you are ripping through the countryside, your car is always the same. Your wheels will always be in the same position, it's a fancy shaped box on wheels. In GTA4, the wheels take on the terrain and bumps. the car body leans over when taking a hard corner, etc. What about the huge 18 wheelers actually have weight and can total other cars, not stop dead by crashing into a BMX.

5.Shit, you're right. While you're flying a plane, make sure to slow down every 10 seconds for the game to catch up, or else you'll crash into an invisible tree

6.Stranger reaction? What the fuck? You mean those peds that just say you smell or have nice clothes? Wow, holy shit, you're right, that reason alone is why San Andreas is better than GTA4.

What would you rather have, a bunch of crappy stat building RPG elements or a fully fleshed multiplayer?

[Total Madman]

The thing that pissed me off most about IV was the clothing selection. It shouldn't take 3 minutes to change your outfit, Saints Row had a waaaay better closet interface for changing and customising the character's look.

SA and IV are both amazing, superb and outstanding games, stop arguing you nerds.

[The_Canadian]

The thing that pissed me off most about IV was the clothing selection. It shouldn't take 3 minutes to change your outfit, Saints Row had a waaaay better closet interface for changing and customising the character's look.

SA and IV are both amazing, superb and outstanding games, stop arguing you nerds.
Yeah, in GTA4 it's a pain in the ass to change clothes because you had to cycle through all of your existing clothes to get to the one you want. But what I did like was that if you saw something in the store, you can buy it.

And if you thought GTA4s clothing took long...

*thinks about GTA SA changeroom*

[Molson]

Is GTA4 really that bad? I'm still thinking of getting it....

[The_Canadian]

Is GTA4 really that bad? I'm still thinking of getting it....
No, don't get it, it's fucking horrible. All of those perfect 10 scores are fake, R* just paid them a lot of money.

[FlavaDave]

Have you even played GTA4? Mostly likely not, I bet you're some bitch who's in a hissy fit because everyone on the planet is gaming on their PS3s and 360s, playing GTA4 from sun up to sun down, and then some. All your friend are talking about how awesome GTA4 is, and you're still in 2004, busting out San Andreas on your dead PS2. Let me put is this way, would you rather...

Go and eat food, get fat, build muscles, even though they hardly change anything in the gameplay? Mod your cars, even though all of the mods for every single car is the exact same? Fly planes into invisible buildings? Have shootouts with the braindead police? Build up your driving skill, boat skill, even though they do nothing?

Or would you rather play multiplayer with up to 15 other people? How about race, team deathmatch, or just free roam? Drive around with the incredibly fucking realistic car physics, in the world of euphoria?

Seriously, San Andreas is ok, but it's nowheer as good as GTA4, hell, Vice City and GTA3 are better than San Andreas.

My god youre a faggot.
Yes, i have a 360. Wanna play a game with me? add DAVE 12XU
Yes, i have GTA IV, if i didnt, i wouldnt be in this thread you dickhead.
Stop trying to convince me that GTA IV is better. Youre just wasting your time on trying to be a smartarse.
I dont give a fuck about the euphoria world, if i wanted real life id go outside. I dont care about the realistic car graphics. Fucking hell just give it a break, no one cares.

[SupraTwinTurbo]

I guess that's your opinion. Sure, the game engine is cool is some respects, like when you crash a bike you fly poetically through the air into an overhead road sign. But by making the driving and shit more realistic, I'm arguing that they've taken away the fun element of driving like a maniac, actually knowing your playing a game, instead of in GTA4 where they've tried to make it like actually driving a car. It's like they want you to think you have a steering wheel instead of a controller in your hand.

I'm gonna agree with you on this one. GTA is known for being able to drive like a maniac and GTA4 didn't really let you do that without pissing you off.. I remember the first time i drove in GTA4 I was like wtf is this, its so hard? It was a little too realistic for me especially for the style of game. Although I am a person that likes to play games that are as realistic as they can get, the driving was a little to much for me for this type of game. But the physics and what not were really amazing.

[The_Canadian]

My god youre a faggot.
Yes, i have a 360. Wanna play a game with me? add DAVE 12XU
Yes, i have GTA IV, if i didnt, i wouldnt be in this thread you dickhead.
Stop trying to convince me that GTA IV is better. Youre just wasting your time on trying to be a smartarse.
I dont give a fuck about the euphoria world, if i wanted real life id go outside. I dont care about the realistic car graphics. Fucking hell just give it a break, no one cares.
You're caring if you bothered replying, jesus, make up your fucking mind.

[Deep Cover]

Canadian, I understand what you're saying about the realism of the car, but I'm saying that driving is too realistic and that takes away a vital point of GTA; driving around as fast as you can. In 4 you can't due to: 'wheels take on the terrain and bumps. the car body leans over when taking a hard corner, etc' because you flip or crash any given second.

Also the layout of the whole map was far better in SA. To me, 4 seems to closed in.

[Total Madman]

Canadian, I understand what you're saying about the realism of the car, but I'm saying that driving is too realistic and that takes away a vital point of GTA; driving around as fast as you can. In 4 you can't due to: 'wheels take on the terrain and bumps. the car body leans over when taking a hard corner, etc' because you flip or crash any given second.

Also the layout of the whole map was far better in SA. To me, 4 seems to closed in.

Sounds like you just suck at driving, I whizz around the map with no problem.

[Durt]

Goddamn there is sure alot of douchebaggery in this thread. Allow me to get back on topic here:


The most hilarious thing to do in GTA is Getalifing. To getalife someone you enter a free mode game and call up a random player. Convince them to enter your helicopter by telling them something along the lines of "My cousin works for rockstar and he showed me this secret room. Want to go check it out?"

Once they are in your chopper you fly to the top of the getalife building telling them ALL about this secret room along the way. I usually say it is a brothel and you get to see full-on GTA porno and smoke opium. Once you get to the top of the getalife building you exit the helicopter first telling them something like "OK. now go squat in this corner 3 times in a row and you will fall through the floor into the room" as soon as they get out of the chopper you hop back in and take off real quick. Be sure to keep them on the phone and keep circling the building untill they have figgured out that you have left them there to die.


Hilarity Ensues.


I pulled this on a German Dude the other day. He didn't speak English very well but he sure as hell knew what secret room meant. His insults where the funniest shit I have ever heard online. "I kill mother" and "You make stupid head" I just laughed until he said "Shiesa" and then jumped off the building to his demise.


Good Times. Good Times.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=getalifed

[The_Canadian]

Canadian, I understand what you're saying about the realism of the car, but I'm saying that driving is too realistic and that takes away a vital point of GTA; driving around as fast as you can. In 4 you can't due to: 'wheels take on the terrain and bumps. the car body leans over when taking a hard corner, etc' because you flip or crash any given second.

Also the layout of the whole map was far better in SA. To me, 4 seems to closed in.
Yeah, the map is too closed in, it was cool in SA where you had a country side and desert.

[No0n3]

textextext
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=getalifed

So erm.. why doesn't he just kill himself or reload from previous save? Does it matter that much?

What I thought was funny;

I really like sniping the helicopters. The military ones seem to be trickier, I think the front of the window is bulletproof, but the side isn't. Also, they attack in pairs, so you'll need good cover.

Try landing a chopper on top of a bridge (can't remember which one, it had 8 red/white lights on top), and shoot a couple of people to get some stars. Then when there's a good amount of police cars beneath, throw a nade. Usually they blow up in a domino effect. Pretty funny

I also like riding a bike into a wall and just watching my body flip around and hit multiple objects. I hit a car, pole, wall, and did 4 flips.

Finally; I noticed something funny this morning. I had a police car parked outside my safe house, and when I got outside, I noticed a cop chasing some (black lol) guy. I didn't do anything, just watched. When he 'apprehended' him, the black guy got in the back of the (my) parked cop car, and the cop drove off in it.

[Durt]

So erm.. why doesn't he just kill himself or reload from previous save? Does it matter that much?

Get a fucking clue :banghead:

[Edgecrusher]

Sounds like you just suck at driving, I whizz around the map with no problem.

Same here, the learning curve took me about an hour to get around. People just like to bitch about it to be different.

[willsk84food.]

Teh funnies occurs whenever you are in an automobile and you see a citizen on a motorcycle and you proceed to ram the shit out of them.

[clutch-monkey]

Teh funnies occurs whenever you are in an automobile and you see a citizen on a motorcycle and you proceed to ram the shit out of them.
lol agreed, it's almost habit now

[hellnback]

GTA 4 is nothing but a huge rip off. i bought this game and within the first week stopped playing. the game is just collecting dust now next to the tv. it's one of the most boring, glitchiest, repetitive games ever made. there was one review of the game i agreed with. the game engine created for the city is amazing, too bad for the shitty gameplay built over it. vice city and san andreas have been the only GTA games worth playing. i'm looking forward to trading it in when a good game actually comes out.

[Wreckedem]

GTA 4 is nothing but a huge rip off. i bought this game and within the first week stopped playing. the game is just collecting dust now next to the tv. it's one of the most boring, glitchiest, repetitive games ever made. there was one review of the game i agreed with. the game engine created for the city is amazing, too bad for the shitty gameplay built over it. vice city and san andreas have been the only GTA games worth playing. i'm looking forward to trading it in when a good game actually comes out.

If you are going to bash it like crazy atleast support some logic behind your answer as to why it's glitchy or why it has "shitty" game play.

[xtwistedx]

HOLY FUCK THIS AINT A "ZOMG GTA4 SUX U NOOBS!!" THREAD.
read the fucking title from OP and try again. fucking shit....

anyways-
i was pretty floored first time running over people and theres blood all over the hood.

shot a car and when it caught fire the dude came out and was set ablaze.

one of the earlier missions instead of using a typical fast car to chase i jumped into the nearest moving van i could find. ran that bitch into a wall.

patriot (aka hummer2) equals monster truck rally on busy streets.

[Leesin]

GTA4 is a good game, simple as that, its just you have to be more creative to get the most fun out of it and for me i love multiplayer, except for the little crying auto-aim bitches, i refuse to play with auto-aim and i dont see why they included it in the multiplayer at all.

The most fun for me is provided by little noobs online who stand in the middle of the street and wonder why i run them over every 30 seconds, the best is also when you have a few friends with you all in there own cars, you all just blast down a street, run someone over and then as hes flying thru the air and about to land he gets hit by another car being driven by a friend, volleys ftw. Anything to do with cars hitting or crushing people makes me warm inside. Or people getting pissed off with me for killing them over and over, these 4 guys kept trying to do stunts and being the asshole i am i'd rocket launcher them everytime, they sucked so bad they couldnt even kill me when all 4 were together, the best was when they got in a helicopter and were flying around, i was listening to them carefully and watched the map and they landed somewhere, so i ambushed them with an RPG and the laughter that ensued over the mics was epic, even they had to laugh.

[clutch-monkey]

If you are going to bash it like crazy atleast support some logic behind your answer as to why it's glitchy or why it has "shitty" game play.
this is the review he's talking about.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16404_5-reasons-gta-iv-worst-great-game-ever-made.html
i do agree with a lot of the points the guy made. it's not that it's not fun, but fuck it could have been so mindblowingly great.
so i ambushed them with an RPG and the laughter that ensued over the mics was epic, even they had to laugh.
i love it when you have a rocket launcher and when you die you fire the rocket in a spasm, caught several people by accident

[dude22]

yesterday i was speeding down the boardwalk part of this big bridge on my nrg. both sides of the boardwalk had subway rails on them. I was driving and i hit some guy and flew into some steel girders on the left, bounced off those and flew on the first set of tracks on the right. I thought to myself, "what if i just got ran over by a train?" and as my guy is standing up, A FUCKING TRAIN RUNS ME THE FUCK OVER.

[cornguy]

For some reason, hitting peds with the faggio feels very real and visceral. It almost feels like some kind of insane hockey check. It usually takes a few good hits to kill them.

[BraineateR]

#: Go to the statue of happynes island, and use the cheat for a sport car, and start driving over people,only cops that get there are 3 policemen on the island and choppers. delivers fun for hours.

#: when you hit a cab with a club or your fists the driver will come after you.
One time I had like 7 cabs at a traffic light, hit them all and they all came after me. next run in circles around them so they hit each other by accident. next will be a taxi driver brawl. really funny