Yo mama joke tournament!

[thespear]

Ok you heard it!

I need 8 people in the competition. I need 3 judges me being one of them. So the first 8 people who want to get in, get in. Each "battle" will last one hour. I will remind you when it is your time if I can get a hold of you. If you don't show up, then you lose. I also need some help from the mods to delete any posts that are jokes when it is not their battle.

[/Tilt/]

i can judge

[Mainer]

i am in....i love mamma jokes

[The Stranger]

I will be in i guess... sounds cool, well thats what ur momma told me!! :D

[thespear]

Ok, once I get everyone, Ill schedule the dates. So for the first battle there will be Mainer and The Stranger.

[xxrockxx]

sit back and enjoy the show :D

[deagle crazy]

if u dont have enough judges i'll be one

[The Stranger]

Ok, once I get everyone, Ill schedule the dates. So for the first battle there will be Mainer and The Stranger.

Sounds Great... cant wait for the bracket, but how many people are gonna be in it?

[TheRealNapster]

i can judge if u need one but i cant participate cuz i suk at yo mama jokes. yah she told me she was disappointed about u though last night. drugs are bad man

[Spank666]

Count me in!

[thespear]

Well deagle crazy asked first, so he is the final judge. So the three judges are me, /Tilt/ and deagle crazy, and there will be 8 people in the tournament.

[TheSerprem]

i wanna play lol i know a few that are good :D

[DragnMastr]

I'm in. So far you have 5 people if you accept me and everybody else who volenteered.


So that would be....
Mainer
The Stranger
Spank666
TheSerprem
and me


For everybody who's too confused.

[Artanis]

haha...i love the game of dozens! COUNT ME IN!!!
i'm gonna bust me some yo' mama jokes....holla

[shr00lvlyyy]

dont forget me, i want in :D

[thespear]

Ok, the new matches will be Spank666 vs The Serprem and DragonMastr vs. Artanis. I need one more person to face Shr00lvlyyy, then I will have someone make the bracket. :D

[The Stranger]

One more thing.... the winner will get repped by everyone in the competition!

[thespear]

One more thing.... the winner will get repped by everyone in the competition!

And if they refuse to rep the winner, then they get bad repped by everyone in the competition.

[småkopisar]

is it too late for me to get in?

[thespear]

is it too late for me to get in?

Nope, your the last one.

[ChronoKilla]

aww man i waana play too

[shr00lvlyyy]

When does the comp start ?? Time, Date ?

[thespear]

It will start tomorrow, at 2 PM eastern time. The match will be Mainer vs. The Stranger.

[Bigheaded Chief]

I what to play please i love yo mama jokes
let me and crono killer be in it

[DragnMastr]

Too late, 8 people were already accepted, sorry :(

[Bigheaded Chief]

you arent the one runing this tread the spear might let us

[DragnMastr]

Well it would be uneven, we'd have 9 people, so somebody wouldn't get to even compete, that's my point.

[ChronoKilla]

is it ok if i make another thread when yall done with comp......

[/Tilt/]

It will start tomorrow, at 2 PM eastern time. The match will be Mainer vs. The Stranger.
shit, im gonna be on vacation until the 21st. get a fill in for me until i get back.

[Bigheaded Chief]

i will play for you im good

[DragnMastr]

He's a judge, and it looks like shr00vlyyy was banned. Don't know for how long, but you might be able to fill in for him/her.

[Bigheaded Chief]

as long as im apart of it

[DragnMastr]

Ok, I checked it out and he was banned for posting his own game under 2 usernames, other than shr00lvlyyy.

So what do you say thespear?

[thespear]

Since Shroov was banned and /tilt/ cant judge, Bigheaded chief and Chronokilla are gonna have a 1 yo mama joke contest right now, only me judging. Loser fills in for /tilt/ for judge.

[Bigheaded Chief]

no ones taking my joke

[DragnMastr]

Can I make the brackets for the competition please?

[alexzero13]

me to!!! yo mama told me to

[thespear]

Can I make the brackets for the competition please?

Yeah you can.

I'm giving Chronokilla a half an hour, if he doesn't respond, then Bigheaded Chief wins. Also, what are you sayng me to, to.

[Bigheaded Chief]

cronos not here

[thespear]

Then you win! Congratulations your in the tournament.

[Bigheaded Chief]

I Won Alright

[Volcom]

lol this is the dumbest thing ive ever seen.. just tell yo mama jokes ... lol u cant kick a guy out just cause hes not online at the moment

[The Stranger]

It will start tomorrow, at 2 PM eastern time. The match will be Mainer vs. The Stranger.

Shit dude i got a baseball game at 2!!!!

[DragnMastr]

Ok, here's the brackets for the comptetion, I'll put a link in my sig for the most up to date winners. If you want to see a quick refrence to who beat who just click it and you'll know ;)

[Mainer]

ight, when are we starting

EDIT: i cant tomorrow i also i am going to be playing baseball, just move us down on the bracket

[DragnMastr]

It will start tomorrow, at 2 PM eastern time.
:rolleyes:

[Artanis]

YEAH!!! this is gonna be the shiznit....

[The Stranger]

ight, when are we starting

EDIT: i cant tomorrow i also i am going to be playing baseball, just move us down on the bracket
Sounds good.... lets see what spear says

[DragnMastr]

My suggestion would be to have switch places with someone who is DEFINATELY gonna be here. Just tell me who and I'll update the brackets.

['eRr0r']

early start: yo momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter she blew a booga outta georges nose :eek:

I thought I could spice things up a little bit :cool:

[Dual]

This is funny. 4 pages into this thread and not a single real yo mama joke

[dunno34]

This is funny. 4 pages into this thread and not a single real yo mama joke

yea what a bunch of tards :rolleyes:

[thespear]

Who is here and wants to face someone. Screw the fucking schedule 2 people who is in this competition go at it now.

[Star]

Who is here and wants to face someone. Screw the fucking schedule 2 people who is in this competition go at it now.
I don't have time this morning but my favorite one is "Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it." :D

I think you should just take some random ones until your tournament starts. It will make it harder for them.

[Smoothy]

all u need to do is goto google and type yo mama jokes :rolleyes:

[DragnMastr]

Hell, I'll do it right now if someones willing, I won't be able to reply often though, I'm working at my dads shop today.

[The Stranger]

Hell, I'll do it right now if someones willing, I won't be able to reply often though, I'm working at my dads shop today.
I will but don't we need a judge?

[DragnMastr]

Errm, are there any judges on out there? If so please reply....

[The Stranger]

Errm, are there any judges on out there? If so please reply....
Let's just start and let them judge later...

[Ajax]

I'm so confused! :confused:

[Mainer]

my scrimage got canceled so i can do it

[PlasticMan2112]

Who wants to go? I'll start



Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon! :D

[dunno34]

Who wants to go? I'll start



Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon! :D

yo mama so fat when her beeper went off in the store everyone thought she was backing up :rolleyes:

[Mainer]

yo mama so fat when her beeper went off in the store everyone thought she was backing up :rolleyes:


yo mama is is like a door knob EVERYBODY gets a turn

[The Stranger]

Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minuets

[Mainer]

yo mama is so fat that she jumped up into the sky and got stuck

[PlasticMan2112]

Yo mama is like a brick : Dirty, flat on both sides, and gets laid by mexicans

[PlasticMan2112]

Yo mama so fat that she's on both sides of the family

[stamp3de]

Yo moma so fat I bet if I kick her in the stomack, porkcops will fly out her ass. :D

[The Stranger]

Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade

[thespear]

Yo mamas like a Big Mac, fat, greasy, and worth a buck.

[The Stranger]

Yo mamas like a Big Mac, fat, greasy, and worth a buck.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

[DragnMastr]

Ah screw it.

FREE-FOR-ALL!!!!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

[The Stranger]

Ah screw it.

FREE-FOR-ALL!!!!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

[Smoothy]

Yo mama is like a brick : Dirty, flat on both sides, and gets laid by mexicans
thats agood one i havent heard before..

[holy shiter]

yo mamms so ugly she had to trick or traeat over the phone

[DragnMastr]

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[The Stranger]

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

[HappyDude003]

Yo mamma so stupid,she tried to rob a house and when the alarm went off,she started dancing.

[holy shiter]

yo mama is so big she tripped over walmart bounced over kmart and laned right on target

[thespear]

Yo mamas so dirty, she has to sneak up on bath water.

Yo mamas so fat she has to use matesses as tampons.

[Mainer]

your mama is so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles fall out

[The Stranger]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

[~~beep~beep~~]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

[The Stranger]

I don't know what you guys think but, i think beep just won....... he just posted every yo mamma joker ever!

[~~beep~beep~~]

hahaha can i get rep for this and im not even done do u want me to post more!!

[holy shiter]

no u ruined the thread we should give u bad rep points newb

[biscuit]

yo mama so ugly , she had to get ya drunk to breast feed you.

[shane_o_mac]

1 or 2 i can think of which havent been said

yo mamas so fat she had to be baptised at Sea World

yo mamas so fat when god said "let there be light" she moved outta da way

[Bigheaded Chief]

yo mamas so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed
yo mamas so fat, if she tries to buy a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook

[Spank666]

Yo mamma so fat, she only buys clothes in three sizes: 3X, 4X, and "Shit its comin this way!!"

[.:Mudvayne:.]

yo mama is so fat she uses a sheep instead of a tampon

yo mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo mama is just like a homedepot, 2 cents for a screw

[ChronoKilla]

Can i share some jokes....or yall have certain people in it.........plz say yes :p

[veXati0n]

http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/yo_mama_jokes.htm

I win.

[ChronoKilla]

Yo mama so dumb, i saw here yelling in the mailox trying to send voice mail.

yo mama is so poor, she recycles toilet paper.

yo mama is so dumb, she died trying to find the # 11 on the phone trying to dial 911.

[ferrari_fan]

Yo mama is like a race car. she burns 4 rubbers an hour.

Yo mama is so slutty she once went up to a statue and start giving it head.

[SliPKnoT]

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimmin in Japan people screamed "Godzilla".

Yo mama so slow it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes around the house she literally goes around the house.

Yo mama's teeth so yello that when she smiles cars slow down.

[ExCeL]

Your mommas so ugly she needs to get a baby drunk to breast feed it.

[Black/White man]

yo mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

yo mama's so fat when she farts gas prices go down.

yo mama's so stupid she had you.

yo mama's so stupid she go's to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept

yo mama's so ugly she went in a haunted house and came back with a contract.

[fwipit]

hmmm... i think the tournament is over...