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Latarian_Milton
07-14-2008, 02:24 PM
A kid goes up to his father and asks for 60 dollars.
The father reples "40 dollars? Why do you need 20 dollars?" lol

Gunned Down
07-14-2008, 02:25 PM
i dont get it

Josh122
07-14-2008, 02:59 PM
Explain pl0x.

PokemonMaster
07-14-2008, 03:46 PM
I think the dad is trying to give the son less. As in he's....conspicuously changing the amount.

Nemo
07-14-2008, 03:51 PM
The one i heard was:

jewish kid asks his dad can he borrow $10
the dad says $8 why do you need $4?

or something to those lines.

BlueQuarter
07-14-2008, 05:09 PM
The joke ends with "Here is 5$..."

Dummy.

Sonic
07-14-2008, 07:42 PM
The one i heard goes:
A boy asks his jewish father for $10, to which he replies, $5,what you need $2 for ?, heres a dollar go share it with your sister and remember i want the change. Something along those lines.

Jordan
07-17-2008, 12:36 PM
The one I heard goes:

"10 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for? Suck my dick you jewish faggot son"

I like that one better

bananakingdom
07-17-2008, 01:25 PM
no im pretty sure it went like this:

"jew fag bitch cunt asshole fuck you ding shitter"

Latarian_Milton
07-17-2008, 01:55 PM
The one I heard goes:

"10 dollars? What do you need 5 dollars for? Suck my dick you jewish faggot son"

I like that one better

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

kirchow
07-31-2008, 05:01 PM
Q: How do you fit 20 jews in a car?
A: Put them in the ashtray!

(and yes, I know that Avram Grant was jewish)

chrisvet
07-31-2008, 05:36 PM
A kid goes up to his father and asks for 60 dollars.
The father reples "40 dollars? Why do you need 20 dollars?" lol

haha, for those who don't get it: he Jewed him down. :lol:

Rambler
07-31-2008, 06:06 PM
why do jews have big noses?
because it is genetic



whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a jew is a person of religious faith whereas a pizza is a semi high protein food with lots of fat



Q. Whats worse than being a Jew in 2008?

A. Being a Jew in 1942.