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BlueQuarter
07-14-2008, 07:20 PM
>>> >>>Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>>> >>>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>>> >>>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>>> >>>Both wives lost their children while living in the White
>>>House.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>>> >>>Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Now it gets really weird.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
>>> >>>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>>> >>>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>>> >>>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>>> >>>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>>> >>>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Now hang on to your seat.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
>>> >>>Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in
>>>a warehouse.
>>> >>>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid
>>>in a
>>> >>>theater.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>And here's the kicker...
>>> >>>
>>> >>>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
>>> >>>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Lemoritz
07-16-2008, 01:22 PM
thats fucked up dude.

Hurt
07-16-2008, 01:34 PM
John wilkes Booth was born may 10. 1938.

Lemoritz
07-16-2008, 01:38 PM
1838** you dumb piece of shit

splinter43351
07-16-2008, 02:47 PM
I have never seen this in a chain e-mail.

By the way, I am lying.

BassGuitar25
07-16-2008, 02:55 PM
Oh shit! Someone call the FBI.

thomasv
07-17-2008, 02:55 AM
How true is this? Most prolly not all things are true.

Jordan
07-17-2008, 12:44 PM
How true is this? Most prolly not all things are true.

Indeed. Most prolly.