Canadian Jokes

[BlueQuarter]

I don't know many..

But..

A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.


That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Not Funny, I know. But this leads way to others...
I have one more but it's way to long to type. & it's rather funny.

[joru100]

I don't know many..

But..

A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.


That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Not Funny, I know. But this leads way to others...
I have one more but it's way to long to type. & it's rather funny.

classic :cool:

[thomasv]

:) good enough for me

[kirchow]

I don't know many..

But..

A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.


That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Not Funny, I know. But this leads way to others...
I have one more but it's way to long to type. & it's rather funny.

dude...that's not a joke... i read that in the paper and it goes like this:
americans walk 900 a year and drink 21 gallons of alcohol/ year

i believe i just called you out bitch