Crazy/Weird/Random Facts About Yourself

[FuckingClassy]

i've cheated on all my girlfriends





and i don't know why *shrugs*

[plaincrazy]

I thought of some more:

I hate ketchup and tomatoes, but I can deal with tomato sauce.
I'm a chapstick addict.
I drive with my car with my left leg up on the dash or just bent with my foot on the seat.
I love spicy food. I put hot sauce on a lot of things.
I'm pre-law, but I'd sort of rather be pre-med.
I really like the taste of SlimFast.

[chalupa]

i've cheated on all my girlfriends





and i don't know why *shrugs*

I cheated on every girl I ever dated until I met my wife.

[Yuseke]

I cheated on every girl I ever dated until I met my wife.

I c wut u did thar.

Yep, now that you have a wife, you don't cheat on girls your dating, you cheat on your wife. I think...

[chalupa]

I c wut u did thar.

Yep, now that you have a wife, you don't cheat on girls your dating, you cheat on your wife. I think...

Ha. Actually I didn't mean it that way at all. Once I met her, I was done cheating. But yeah, in a pinch, should I, you know, need a good excuse, I could always use it the way you wrote.

[Yuseke]

Ha. Actually I didn't mean it that way at all. Once I met her, I was done cheating. But yeah, in a pinch, should I, you know, need a good excuse, I could always use it the way you wrote.

How would that excuse get you out of a pinch? How bad of a pinch do you need to be in where the solution is to say "I cheated on my wife?"

[joker4u]

I thought of some more:

I hate ketchup and tomatoes, but I can deal with tomato sauce.

me too people look at me like im crazy because i don't like ketchup but lasagna is my favorite food.
anyways so facts about me

-i recently graduated high school at 16
-i have a twin sister
-i won all county center fielder in softball
-i was born in Dominican Republic and im very fluent in spanish
-i consider myself really funny
-my mom is a doctor so she use to take me to her job when i was little and i use to sneak into where they kept the dead bodies...... i really don't know why
-i passed my written driving exam when i was 12 but i cant even use it yet.
- i was never absent in my 4 years of high school
- my biggest phobia is of being late so im always 15-30 minutes early everywhere
- i can make friends easily
- i don't have my drivers license but i've been driving since i was 15

ill think of more later

[dcam0326]

k, here it goes:

-I'm mixed with 11 different nationalities...that i know of
-i can crack every crackable bone from my shoulders down to my knuckles (all knuckles) and the bones in my thumbs(the one closest to the wrist). i can also pop my hips, knees, ankles, toes, neck and entire back. i do that just about every morning and several times through out the day
-i can move the tendons off of the first knuckle of both my middle fingers by making a fist.
-i can grab and move the tendons near the wrist on my inner forearm
-most of my fingers are "double jointed"
-i can pick things up with my toes
-i can do this weird popping thing with the toes on my right foot
-i'm so short, that i can stand on the kitchen counter and my head still does not touch the ceiling(standard height for counter and ceiling in my apartment)
-i'm really flexible
-i have to(and have had to since i was 2) reorganize any art supplies i have into the "right" order(warm colors to cool colors, then browns, then white, then grays then blacks)
-i'm still a bit afraid of the dark
-i have to sleep with the radio on
-i dont know how to swim
-i hate things that fly and flutter, especially butterflies and moths
-the word custard makes me want to throw up

if i think of anything else....lol, i'll let you know

I am addicted to doing this.

[BattleShip Ron]

With my feet flat on the floor, I can make my big toe stand straight up. :rollseyes

[CandyMandy]

oh, and I really can't drive a stick


I tried many times.

[Canty]

oh, and I really can't drive a stick


I tried many times.

That's because you're thick.

[Short_Stack]

Cool, 'cause this definitely comes in handy during a zombie apocalypse. Which type of gun did you fiyah?

Cool! so ca - . . .

um...i cant remember specifics...but i know i've shot at least one shotgun, 5 rifles of different calibers...
.357's , .44's, .45's, 9mm, and .22 handguns

also:

-i walk really really slow for no reason at all (not because i'm fat, because i know fat people who walk really fast)
-the first time i drove a stick-shift i was 15 or so...i nailed it after 2 or 3 tries
-at 19, i still dont have my drivers license

[Jimothy]

Every time I take a shit I get a rock hard erection.

[CydonianKnight]

First time with stick was my friend's car, safe to say.....i bought him a new tail light

-I heal extremely fast for some reason.
-I can move all of the tendons of my fingers off/on to my knuckles
-Im really allergic to w/e it is in a mosquito bite
-And I can solve crossword puzzles abnormally fast.

[Solaris]

Every time I take a shit I get a rock hard erection.

It's things like this which should make you question your sexuality.

[CSPope]

-I have red and brown hair. People think I highlight it.
-I am very flexible.
-I often set my alarm to wake me up and usually wake up 1 minute before it goes off. My internal clock is amazing. When I was a kid I always woke up at exactly the same time by myself every morning to watch Pokemon. I can also set the microwave and I get a feeling to get up and check it to find that it only has about 5 seconds left.

[dannymscott14]

my long term memory is amazing. And i can fap under a minute.

[Amadeus]

Every time I take a shit I get a rock hard erection.

lol, the turd is stimulating your prostate.

my long term memory is amazing. And i can fap under a minute.


Lasting 30 seconds isn't anything to be proud of.



2embarrassingposts1thread.

[rob313]

I drive a semi truck all across the US and some Canada

I also have bad anxeity and take Ativan 2 mg 3 times a day

I love driving a semi...

[Jakobee]

My best child-hood friend died from a heroin over-dose the other other day.

[Username?]

I swear if any of you saw what my hands could do you'd shit bricks :(

1. I have dem hands. (Double jointed basically throughout my hand, its fucked)
2. Feet are double jointed.
3. I have to have something new to wear, almost every week.
4. Can kick above my head easily.
5. When I was 15 I was ranked 3rd in Ontario for highjump. (track and field)

[Caribbean Blue]

I swear if any of you saw what my hands could do you'd shit bricks :(

1. I have dem hands. (Double jointed basically throughout my hand, its fucked)
2. Feet are double jointed.
3. I have to have something new to wear, almost every week.
4. Can kick above my head easily.
5. When I was 15 I was ranked 3rd in Ontario for highjump. (track and field)

I can imagine that, knowing your height and weight.
FREAK

[Mr Larkin]

i make the best ramen ever. ever. tell me to make a sandwhich, great, but tell me to make you a bowl of ramen, and ill fuckin do it.

[Yuseke]

i make the best ramen ever. ever. tell me to make a sandwhich, great, but tell me to make you a bowl of ramen, and ill fuckin do it.

Real Ramen or the bullshit in the cup?

[Mr Larkin]

Real Ramen or the bullshit in the cup?

I dont know :(

[Username?]

I can imagine that, knowing your height and weight.
FREAK

LEAVE ME ALONE! :uhoh:

[that1guy]

I dont know :(

make me some ramen.

then mail it to my house so i can see if your lying or not.

[Yuseke]

I dont know :(

This: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Cup_noodles_1_2_3.jpg

or

This: http://www.jenius.com.au/images/ramenKan_tonkotsu.jpg

[Spunkmunky]

Real Ramen or the bullshit in the cup?

The bullshit in a cup.
NAO!
:preachon:

[splinter]

Has having dem handz become a meme?

and now on-topic, I can eat the best ramen ever...I mean, if you want me to.

[Yuseke]

The bullshit in a cup.
NAO!
:preachon:

Noobs eat the bullshit in a cup. A real man eats tonkotsu ramen :bigwink:

[SYCink]

I have had a scar above my eye since I crashed into a glass table when I was 2

I LOVE killing spiders. I get off on it.

I have been nearly-murdered 6 times in my life as of now (I'm 17- almost 18)

Im a stoner and my life when Im not here at work typing on eBaums World, revolves around weed

I sing when I drive and if people give me funny looks I throw Doritos at their car

details on the murdering ?

[SuperDooperRad]

Ok so....

When I was a baby I was terrified of men with beards.

I didn't really wear clothes until I was 8 or 9.

If I smell ketchup or corndogs I will gag and possibly vomit.

I have an obsession with my hair color.


& so on.
I'm boring.

[joker4u]

I didn't really wear clothes until I was 8 or 9.


so did you just go to school naked :uhoh:

[fade2black]

i have an accent that doesnt match my family or surroundings that came out of nowhere ever since i was young


yes we have this in common
strange isn't it

[Mr Larkin]

This: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Cup_noodles_1_2_3.jpg

or

This: http://www.jenius.com.au/images/ramenKan_tonkotsu.jpg

you done gone and missed the joke.

[Yuseke]

you done gone and missed the joke.

I don't get it.

[Mr Larkin]

I don't get it.

goddamnit september 2007.

[174mph]

my penis leak green juice....

[Yuseke]

goddamnit september 2007.

Meh, I'm only 4 days late. I'm joinin ur group anyway :p

[Mr Larkin]

Meh, I'm only 4 days late. I'm joinin ur group anyway :p

You can make an "I wish I was August 2007" group.
september07fag

[Yuseke]

You can make an "I wish I was August 2007" group.
september07fag

Let me in :(

[Awesome-o]

I have mutple vestigial bones, mostly in my head

I have low blood pressure so I pass out sometimes, but mostly I just go blind for about 30 seconds and fall to my knees

I am double jointed everywhere but my shoulders

I have different coloured eyes and some brownish colour in one eye

At one point I was one of the best archers in Canada

I play the cello, didjeridoo, flute and computer

my arms are 4 inches longer than they should be

I can clasp my hands behind my back and bring them over my head to my front

I won a city-wide writing competition and got published

Took latin for 3 years so I am somewhat proficient

I play myth 2

I've kissed a girl (me>most of EBWF)

[Dally]

I have different coloured eyes and some brownish colour in one eye



Horcoff???

[amputechture]

I have low blood pressure so I pass out sometimes, but mostly I just go blind for about 30 seconds and fall to my knees

We are twins!
I also have two different colored eyes. Well, one and a half. One is fully green, and the other one is half green and half blue.

[Mr Larkin]

Horcoff???

no, I sneezed.

[Trent215]

I started growing facial hair at age 15 (I rarely let it grow out too, almost always shave)

I can never go scuba diving in my life from a collapsed lung I had 5 years ago

I sent a lady to the hospital when I was 11 by hitting a foul ball at a little league baseball game that knocked her in the head

[Yalofa]

You're a disgrace to Boston since you don't have the accent.

Gtfo plz.

[amputechture]

You're a disgrace to Boston since you don't have the accent.

Gtfo plz.

At least I sound intelligent.


lololl gtfo

[Yalofa]

I bet I'm smarter then you..

lolololol

[OvaryAssassin]

Horcoff???

Shawn????..

[amputechture]

lolololol



I honestly believe you're wrong.

[OvaryAssassin]

no, i honestly believe im right

[Yalofa]

lolololol

Orly?

lolololol

[KY-MaNi]

i dont belive in time.

[Mr Larkin]

i dont belive in time.

Time, why do you punish me?
Like a wave bashing into the shore
You wash away my dreams.
Time, why do you walk away?
Like a friend with somewhere to go
You left me crying
Can you teach me about tommorrow
And all the pain and sorrow
Running free?
Cause tomorrow's just another day
And I don't believe in time
Time, I don't understand
Children killing in the street
Dying for the color of a rag
Time, hey there red and blue
Wash them in the ocean, make them clean,
Maybe their mothers won't cry tonight
Can you teach me about tomorrow
And all the pain and sorrow
Running free?
But tomorrow's just another day
And I don't believe in...
Time is wasting
Time is walking
You ain't no friend of mine
I don't know where i'm goin'
I think I'm out of my mind
Thinking about time
And if I die tomorrow, yeah
Just lay me down in sleep
Time, you left me standing there
Like a tree growing all alone
The wind just stripped me bare, stripped me bare
Time, the past has come and gone
The future's far away
Now only lasts for one second, one second
Can you teach me about tomorrow
And all the pain and sorrow
Running free?
'Cause tomorrow's just another day
And I don't believe in time
Time, why you punish me?

[amputechture]

no, i honestly believe im right

naht youuuuuu

[OvaryAssassin]

naht youuuuuu

k

wanna touch the hand of god then?

[Osiris5217]

I have four dead niggers hanging up in my backyard.

[Jimothy]

It's things like this which should make you question your sexuality.

Oh but it does. In fact, this is just one of many things that has made me question my sexuality.

heres another one: I can't orgasm during sex.

[liquidz5]

I love Riley

















10gays

[BobTheCanadian]

My sternum sticks out in a little spike on my chest. It grew this year. My bet is in 10 years I'll be able to kill someone with a body check.

[Amadeus]

I have very long, boney fingers; The middle and ring fingers on my left hand are nearly the same length. According to a few classical musicians who've noticed this, they told me that Arthur Rubenstein (classical pianist) was also like this, and this anomaly would enable me to - with the proper training - do complicated trills and sweeps with my left hand that other people would have great difficulty with, or even not be able to do at all.

And I could probably finger the hell out of a chick. :raiseeyeb

[This Guy]

I have very long, boney fingers; The middle and ring fingers on my left hand are nearly the same length. According to a few classical musicians who've noticed this, they told me that Arthur Rubenstein (famous pianist) was also like this, and this anomaly would enable me to - with the proper training - do complicated trills and sweeps with my left hand that other people would have great difficulty with, or even not be able to do at all.

you forgot all about sounding like napoleon dynamite

[Amadeus]

you forgot all about sounding like napoleon dynamite

I honestly don't sound like him. lol You're the only people who has ever said that to me.

Napoleon isn't a bass-baritone, anyways.

[This Guy]

I honestly don't sound like him. lol You're the only people who has ever said that to me.

Napoleon isn't a bass-baritone, anyways.

oh getting all technical now
you know im kidding around

[jeffbillyjeff]

This: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Cup_noodles_1_2_3.jpg

or

This: http://www.jenius.com.au/images/ramenKan_tonkotsu.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? this is the only ramen noodles I eat or even heard of: http://www.flickr.com/photos/yyokota/34455530/

[ftbllplr]

I have 22 aunts and uncles.

[Amadeus]

oh getting all technical now
you know im kidding around


lol, I hate when people are so quick to concede that they're joking. Show a spine! I want to see several photoshops of my face on Napoleon Dynamite's body.

-----------------

I have 22 aunts and uncles.

And you have one stretched out grandma.

[J-ack]

-I just spent an hour reading this thread when I should be sleeping in preparation for an in-class essay tomorrow
-I was born in Thailand
-I dislike, bar a few, most of the people I hang out with, but I like them when I'm around them
-I'm very rarely comfortable around people
-I get super-deja-vu as well
-I can ride my bike with no handle bars
-I spend way too much money on my bike - $2k and counting
-I can get great marks if I apply myself, but I simply can't if the subject doesn't interest me
-I'm 16
-I hate my brother.

[Caribbean Blue]

-I can ride my bike with no handle bars

In my opinion, it should be "with no hands". A bike with no handlebars would be impossible to ride.

[J-ack]

In my opinion, it should be "with no hands". A bike with no handlebars would be impossible to ride.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Edit:

It wouldn't be possible. Providing the stem's still on the steerer tube, the stem could be used to turn the steerer tube, forks and front wheel.

So yeah, I actually can ride my bike with no handlebars.

[splinter]

In my opinion, it should be "with no hands". A bike with no handlebars would be impossible to ride.

But If you had no hands that would just suck. You could not eat ramen if you did not have dem handz. No Handlebars only effects your bike, not other aspects of life.

[chalupa]

But If you had no hands that would just suck. You could not eat ramen if you did not have dem handz. No Handlebars only effects your bike, not other aspects of life.

Well played.

[Yuseke]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? this is the only ramen noodles I eat or even heard of: http://www.flickr.com/photos/yyokota/34455530/

That is real ramen. The picture I gave is of tonkotsu ramen. The broth is made by boiling pork bones and the noodles are usually made at the restaurant.

The instant ramen is just something produced by a Japanese company for a quick, easy ramen-esque meal.

[J-ack]

Well played.

Rather .

[brdispatch05]

uh went to the same highschool as Brad Pitt I guess... I am lame

Oh and gayest guy on on highschool musical, He was a year above me.



I have the worst vision of most anyone I've met that can still see...



I was quailkid on a disney performance from doug in Disneyworld..



I have only broken two bones in my life, one last Saturday and I don't know what happened

Animals flock to me on call...

lightning streak on forehead

other than that nothing really

that's about it

[Caribbean Blue]

But If you had no hands that would just suck. You could not eat ramen if you did not have dem handz. No Handlebars only effects your bike, not other aspects of life.

Alright, then it should be "I can ride my bike without using the handlebars" or "I can ride my bike without putting my hands on the handlebars" or even "I can ride my bike with my hands freely dangling at my sides or up in the air so it looks like I'm flying."

[Yuseke]

uh went to the same highschool as Brad Pitt I guess... I am lame

Oh and gayest guy on on highschool musical, He was a year above me.



I have the worst vision of most anyone I've met that can still see...



I was quailkid on a disney performance from doug in Disneyworld..



I have only broken two bones in my life, one last Saturday and I don't know what happened

Animals flock to me on call...

lightning streak on forehead

other than that nothing really

that's about it

Let me sum it up for the tl;dr people


"I went to high school with fags. I look like Harry Potter because of a disfiguration on my face and I've got bones of steel! bones of steel...steel....steel steel steel. bones of steel!

:bigwink:

[Mr Larkin]

I want bones like iron, blood like mercury
So I can tell you when I'm risin
or when I'm sinkin in,
I'm sinkin in

[brdispatch05]

I want bones like iron, blood like mercury
So I can tell you when I'm risin
or when I'm sinkin in,
I'm sinkin in

"reach into my pocket for some small change"

ha I always thought this line was a little off,

Let me sum it up for the tl;dr people


"I went to high school with fags. I look like Harry Potter because of a disfiguration on my face and I've got bones of steel! bones of steel...steel....steel steel steel. bones of steel!

:bigwink:

hah you forgot about my role in the doug show!

[Amadeus]

In my opinion, it should be "with no hands". A bike with no handlebars would be impossible to ride.

lol, someone should photoshop a bike with no handlebars.

/last photoshop request.

[chalupa]

lol, someone should photoshop a bike with no handlebars.

/last photoshop request.

Don't lie, 'madeus, you want to see a bike with no seat.

[Caribbean Blue]

Don't lie, 'madeus, you want to see a bike with no seat.

Why is that... OH! Oh my... Oh that's classy.

[RogueGhost]

I like the taste of cooked vagina.

[greg vs greg]

My real first name is not Greg.

My middle name is a noun.

My last name is a noun and an adjective combined into one word.



Damn I just realized my name is fucked up.

[brdispatch05]

My real first name is not Greg.

My middle name is a noun.

My last name is a noun and an adjective combined into one word.



Damn I just realized my name is fucked up.

Notgreg Stencil Blueball?

[OLIAX]

I always crack my neck and fingers and kneecaps because if I dont the pain gets unbearable

I like pussy, weed and beer

I love pizza

I look very young for my age

I have a bigger than average penis

I have made a girl squirt (it's easy when you know how)

what else....

I have 2 dogs and a cat

I can bend my fingers right back so they touch the other side of my palm

I am an intelligent retard if there is such a thing (my brain is constantly in overtime but when I try and have a conversation with someone I pause and can't think of the words) annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know what it is :err:


and now I cant think of anything else to say because my brain has just fucking froze aaaaarrrgghghghghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

EDIT: old pic I searched from a previous post with my freaky rubber fingers
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/1513/p10100068ts.jpg

[its me]

I can bend my fingers right back so they touch the other side of my palm


oh my god, me too!!!! its kinda disgusting though. all of them?

[OLIAX]

oh my god, me too!!!! its kinda disgusting though. all of them?



coolness :)

I can't do it with my thumbs though lol




want a game of peanuts?

[brdispatch05]

oh and I memorized a song called "con te partiro" and I don't know any Italian, not that it is a huge feat....But it took me a long time to memorize which gives me some form of satisfaction

[plaincrazy]

I am an intelligent retard if there is such a thing (my brain is constantly in overtime but when I try and have a conversation with someone I pause and can't think of the words) annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know what it is :err:

I believe the technical term is "brain fart."

[its me]

coolness :)

I can't do it with my thumbs though lol




want a game of peanuts?

lol, i can do all on my left hand, including thumb, except my pinky.


peanuts suck. :)

[particlephysics]

I once ate a Beggin' Strip, and it tasted NOTHING like bacon. 'Twas horrible.

Why would you eat dog food unless thats all you can afford. Beggin strips is designed for dogs not humans. Im gonna assume that your gonna try the flea collar and get spayed or nuetered.

[seb619]

Why would you eat dog food unless thats all you can afford. Beggin strips is designed for dogs not humans. Im gonna assume that your gonna try the flea collar and get spayed or nuetered.

I think we are asking for too much, we can only hope that both of them can happen, if not, a simple spaying would be perfect.

[brdispatch05]

Why would you eat dog food unless thats all you can afford. Beggin strips is designed for dogs not humans. Im gonna assume that your gonna try the flea collar and get spayed or nuetered.

......I don't see your point??

[Dally]

I have made a girl squirt (it's easy when you know how)



Email my fiance.
Kthanx

[jeffbillyjeff]

Email my fiance.
Kthanx

I googled it, it doesn't seem hard, I just gotta find someone to try it on now...

[Dally]

I'm sure the pickup line, "I can make you squirt" would work

[greg vs greg]

I googled it, it doesn't seem hard, I just gotta find someone to try it on now...

email his fiance.

[Dally]

I'm a chick

[greg vs greg]

I'm a chick

you're a lesbian?

is your fiance hot?

[jeffbillyjeff]

you're a lesbian?

is your fiance hot?

She was trying to tell OLIAX to teach her boyfriend.....

[greg vs greg]

She was trying to tell OLIAX to teach her boyfriend.....

and i'm trying to mess with her.

thanks for ruining my fun, asswipe.

[Caribbean Blue]

She was trying to tell OLIAX to teach her boyfriend.....

No she wanted OLIAX to make her boyfriend squirt.

[JonG]

the first time a guy broke my hymen was at 21


How many times has this happened?

[Dally]

you're a lesbian?

Does making out with hot chicks back in the day make me a lesbo?

is your fiance hot?

Yes he is. I'll tell him you say hi.

[jeffbillyjeff]

and i'm trying to mess with her.

thanks for ruining my fun, asswipe.

Oh sorry, I just thought you were stupid.

[Caribbean Blue]

Does making out with hot chicks back in the day make me a lesbo?

No it makes you a slut in need of attention.

[Dally]

No it makes you a slut in need of attention.

Fair enough.

[mephy]

I have man breasts. They suck and make me want to die. The end.

[greg vs greg]

do you ejaculate onto your own tits?

[FuckingClassy]

i just made 10 bucks at my job because a guy dropping off pallets asked if i could move 2 stacks of shit from one side to the other on the back of his truck

[CandyMandy]

i just made 10 bucks at my job because a guy dropping off pallets asked if i could move 2 stacks of shit from one side to the other on the back of his truck

Lazy rich people are awesome

[FuckingClassy]

Lazy rich people are awesome

hell yeah, especially when you need the cash lol

[RapStar]

I honestly don't sound like him. lol You're the only people who has ever said that to me.

Napoleon isn't a bass-baritone, anyways.

nah bro you sound like him

[jeffbillyjeff]

nah bro you sound like him

Black people say "bro?"

[iBmx]

upon walking around yesterday at around 1 a man pulled up and payed me 20$ to ding dong ditch the shit out of the house, i made the easiest 20 in my life yesterday

[RapStar]

Black people say "bro?"


i say whatever the fuck i wanna say

[LeeLeah]

I have a **** named Mandingo

[Caribbean Blue]

i say whatever the fuck i wanna say

That's true. You're allowed to say the n-word, but if I said it, I'd get my face stomped in.

[RapStar]

That's true. You're allowed to say the n-word, but if I said it, I'd get my face stomped in.




depends on the context.


i actually rarely say the word myself

[Laulia]

I am double jointed in my legs and my hands / wrists.
I can open a beer bottle with my teeth.
I can crush a can inbetween my thighs.
I once pissed myself in public drunk on cider.
I met my boyfriend online (we now live together).
My family is one of the biggest gypsy familys in Britain.
My eyes change colour depending on my mood.

& I fucking hate tomatoes.

[Caribbean Blue]

I can crush a can inbetween my thighs.

That's nothing. My dyke sister can peel a kiwi with her vagina.

[Laulia]

That's nothing. My dyke sister can peel a kiwi with her vagina.

I wasn't talking about crushing a can with my vagina..
I mean just with my thighs.. no flange involved.


BUT good on you're dyke sister!.
How do you know that....... :uhoh:

[Caribbean Blue]

BUT good on you're dyke sister!.
How do you know that....... :uhoh:

She told my other sister who in turn told me one night when she was drunk. Apparently there are certain exercises a woman can do to... improve the function of... certain parts of her vagina.

[Laulia]

She told my other sister who in turn told me one night when she was drunk. Apparently there are certain exercises a woman can do to... improve the function of... certain parts of her vagina.

OH I see!
Well, thats delightful.

p.s I'm just posting again because the avatars are making me lawl.

[Caribbean Blue]

OH I see!
Well, thats delightful.

p.s I'm just posting again because the avatars are making me lawl.

It is delightful. And extraordinarily marvelous.

[jeffbillyjeff]

Combo-breaker. Non-Gif avatar.

[Yuseke]

I am double jointed in my legs and my hands / wrists.
I can open a beer bottle with my teeth.
I can crush a can inbetween my thighs.
I once pissed myself in public drunk on cider.
I met my boyfriend online (we now live together).
My family is one of the biggest gypsy familys in Britain.
My eyes change colour depending on my mood.

& I fucking hate tomatoes.

The bolded stood out. I enjoyed it.

[Amadeus]

I'm just posting again because the avatars are making me lawl.

Laulia. . .is your avatar a non-circumcised penis with a face super-imposed over it?!

[amputechture]

I'm currently sick
I get my car in a month
I love Warka :raiseeyeb

[Caribbean Blue]

Laulia. . .is your avatar a non-circumcised penis with a face super-imposed over it?!

Well, anything's possible.

[Short_Stack]

-when i was 6, i allowed my face to be entirely colored with a green crayola marker after watching The Mask.
-i dont drink soda
-i remember everything
-i draw on everything
-when i was 11, a big can of something fell off a shelf about 4 feet high in our pantry and landed on one of my toes, the toenail turned purple and fell off
-sometimes i chew on tinfoil

[jeffbillyjeff]

-when i was 6, i allowed my face to be entirely colored with a green crayola marker after watching The Mask.
-i dont drink soda
-i remember everything
-i draw on everything
-when i was 11, a big can of something fell off a shelf about 4 feet high in our pantry and landed on one of my toes, the toenail turned purple and fell off
-sometimes i chew on tinfoil

I thought I was the only one! :D

[Short_Stack]

I thought I was the only one! :D

lol. my mom and brother flip out when i do that because they say that hurts them

k, now i'm gona go think of some other weird stuff about myself....not the sexually suggestive things though.....hardeeharhar

[Mr Larkin]

I was adopted, told, then a year later sent to live in foster care because my "parents" didn't think they could take care of me anymore. And by that they meant they wanted to start going on cruises and shit again.

zomg my sould just spilled everywhere.
WIN
WIN
WIN

[CandyMandy]

I was adopted, told, then a year later sent to live in foster care because my "parents" didn't think they could take care of me anymore. And by that they meant they wanted to start going on cruises and shit again.

zomg my sould just spilled everywhere.
WIN
WIN
WIN

Wait, so, you CAN give back babies?!!! Awesome!!! I should get a tester tomorrow!

[Buddha Bukakke!]

My blood type is AB rh negative, which only 0.8% of the world have.
I can make sex last as long as I want; aka me love you long time.
I like going to school and studying
I've been in 10 fights in my life
I've won 9 fights in my life :(

[Caribbean Blue]

I've been in 10 fights in my life
I've won 9 fights in my life :(

You got your ass kicked once! Is it on Youtube?

[Buddha Bukakke!]

You got your ass kicked once! Is it on Youtube?

:lol: I wish. I got my ass kicked by 5 guys who were trying to steal my watch. I had to go to the hospital afterwards so it would have made a great youtube video. It was my first fight so I'm not too worked up about it.

[Dally]

-when i was 11, a big can of something fell off a shelf about 4 feet high in our pantry and landed on one of my toes, the toenail turned purple and fell off


How long did it take for it to fall off?

I hurt the toenail on my big toe playing football. It turned purple and took 3 months to fall off.
Best thing about it was that my toenail was kinda messed up and was going to need surgery on it... but it ripping off then growing back completely repaired it.

[jeffbillyjeff]

How long did it take for it to fall off?

I hurt the toenail on my big toe playing football. It turned purple and took 3 months to fall off.
Best thing about it was that my toenail was kinda messed up and was going to need surgery on it... but it ripping off then growing back completely repaired it.

I got my finger slammed in a car door, and it wasnt connected to my skin anymore. So the next day I kept bending it back and forth 'til it snapped. It grew back perfectly.

[Short_Stack]

How long did it take for it to fall off?

I hurt the toenail on my big toe playing football. It turned purple and took 3 months to fall off.
Best thing about it was that my toenail was kinda messed up and was going to need surgery on it... but it ripping off then growing back completely repaired it.

it was probably 2 weeks, give or take a few days

[CandyMandy]

How long did it take for it to fall off?

I hurt the toenail on my big toe playing football. It turned purple and took 3 months to fall off.
Best thing about it was that my toenail was kinda messed up and was going to need surgery on it... but it ripping off then growing back completely repaired it.

Hey, my black toe nail fell off last night. I was at a night club back in June and woke up the next day to find my toe nail was completely black!

[ablackmetal]

I can cross one eye, and play "pong" with them too.

I have a high IQ (which I learned means nothing. 143).

I can drive a 5 speed.

I can make my dick look like a snail.

I can hold my breath for 2 and a half minutes.

-I just spent an hour reading this thread when I should be sleeping in preparation for an in-class essay tomorrow
-I was born in Thailand
-I dislike, bar a few, most of the people I hang out with, but I like them when I'm around them
-I'm very rarely comfortable around people
-I get super-deja-vu as well
-I can ride my bike with no handle bars
-I spend way too much money on my bike - $2k and counting
-I can get great marks if I apply myself, but I simply can't if the subject doesn't interest me
-I'm 16
-I hate my brother.
That's how I am too.

[Stoink]

Some more:

I too am double jointed. I used to be able to bend my little finger back so it touched the back of my hand. I can't do this anymore though

I have an uncle who made millions in the 90's buying and selling domain names

I live across the road from a midget couple and a man who is rumoured to be a convicted paedophile

My Dad holds a sporting world record from 20 years ago, he never shuts up about it

I threw an 800g Javelin 56 meters when I was 16. A school record which I think still stands to this day

I have a cousin who films porn

I did some catalogue modelling as a kid

Last year I helped to rebrand a sub-branch of literally one of the biggest organisations in the world. The rebrand included a new logo design. My work has probably been seen by millions of people, yet I never saw a penny for it

I have never drunk tea. I tried coffee once when was a kid and didn't like it. I have never drunk coffee since

I was recently asked to sing at a job interview

If my brother was born 8 hours earlier, his birthday would have been February 29th

I was born on the exact same day as my best friend at school

I have met Prince Charles

I can balance a chair on my chin

I can juggle with upto 4 items

I'm fairly good at pen spinning

I'm not afriad of rat's, which most people seem to find strange

I can blow spit bubbles

[Yuseke]

I'm fairly good at pen spinning

I do this shit constantly at work.

[Spanks]

Last year I helped to rebrand a sub-branch of literally one of the biggest organisations in the world. The rebrand included a new logo design. My work has probably been seen by millions of people, yet I never saw a penny for it



I was recently asked to sing at a job interview



What was it?

and..

Why did they make you sing?

[MikeHoch]

My scrotum is shaped like I have three testicles, but I technically only have 2.

[chalupa]

I can hit a golf ball over 300 yds on a regular basis, and have hit a 400 yd drive (it was in Texas, and the course was hard-pan and flat).

I've outrun the cops on two occasions for relatively minor traffic infractions, because I knew quick turns they didn't see me take.

I had sex with sisters on the same day.

[RapStar]

it was probably 2 weeks, give or take a few days

are your feet gross? i hate that shit.

please tell me they are cute then post a pic of them

[evilmittens]

I once stomped on a homos hand.

[PMUN NY]

I had sex with sisters on the same day.

Actual sisters or a couple of nuns?

[Stoink]

Actual sisters or a couple of nuns?
fucking ROFULZ! :lmao:

[Caribbean Blue]

I once stomped on a homos hand.

Hey that hurt! You're lucky it wasn't broken.

[amputechture]

I love dead things.

[chalupa]

Actual sisters or a couple of nuns?

To be honest with you, it would be a better story if it were nuns. As it is, they were a 6.5 and an 8 on the hotness scale, and the one knew about the other, but not vice versa.

Now if it could've been a couple of nuns at the same time, you would all have to bow to your new God.

[Mr Larkin]

I didn't get my first period until I was 14.

[jeffbillyjeff]

I didn't get my first period until I was 14.

Aren't you a g-... ehh I give up on ebwf. :err:

[Leumas]

-when i was 6, i allowed my face to be entirely colored with a green crayola marker after watching The Mask.
-i dont drink soda
-i remember everything
-i draw on everything
-when i was 11, a big can of something fell off a shelf about 4 feet high in our pantry and landed on one of my toes, the toenail turned purple and fell off
-sometimes i chew on tinfoil

LOL(?)

btw i hate everyone who sayin "im really smart if i apply myself; the subject just needs to interest me"
well no shit. you apply yourself to anything, like it or hate it, your going to be good at it. i hate math, but im good at it, cuz i apply myself to it.

the way your supposed to say it is, "im really smart/good when it comes to my interests. i just have to apply myself." which of course, should be common sense. so stop saying that dumb shit.

[Stoink]

What was it?

and..

Why did they make you sing?
It was a sub-branch of HP. 'Millions' of people might have been an exaggeration, and I worked with a big design team too, but I should have gotten something for doing it, but I got nothing, my boss bought a brand new AUDI though.


He asked me to sing my favourite song to prove to him I was confident or some shit, which I'm not, so I said I didn't know the words. So he told me to sing the National Anthem. I sang the first line and refused to sing anymore. I didn't get the job

[RapStar]

It was a sub-branch of HP. 'Millions' of people might have been an exaggeration, and I worked with a big design team too, but I should have gotten something for doing it, but I got nothing, my boss bought a brand new AUDI though.


He asked me to sing my favourite song to prove to him I was confident or some shit, which I'm not, so I said I didn't know the words. So he told me to sing the National Anthem. I sang the first line and refused to sing anymore. I didn't get the job



shut the fuck up you fat bitch. :wave:

[chalupa]

It was a sub-branch of HP. 'Millions' of people might have been an exaggeration, and I worked with a big design team too, but I should have gotten something for doing it, but I got nothing, my boss bought a brand new AUDI though.


He asked me to sing my favourite song to prove to him I was confident or some shit, which I'm not, so I said I didn't know the words. So he told me to sing the National Anthem. I sang the first line and refused to sing anymore. I didn't get the job

Two all beef patties
Special sauce, lettuce cheese
Pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...

[Stoink]

shut the fuck up you fat bitch. :wave:
Nigga please, I'l reap you so hard you'll be shitting out your fucking ears

[RapStar]

i see you posting all this racist shit, then i saw your pic and i knew you would never say any of that shit to a black man. you would get smashed by anybody with any respect for themselves. I know white dudes that would kick your faggot ass for talking like that. stay behind your keyboard dude and youll be alright.




niggercakes are funny though i gotta admit

[jeffbillyjeff]

i see you posting all this racist shit, then i saw your pic and i knew you would never say any of that shit to a black man. you would get smashed by anybody with any respect for themselves. I know white dudes that would kick your faggot ass for talking like that. stay behind your keyboard dude and youll be alright.




niggercakes are funny though i gotta admit

He said "nigga" That is not racist, it has a totally different meaning.

[Stoink]

RapStar, seriously, I was joking. Of course I would never say shit like that to anyone in real life. But this is the internets, don't take it personally

[RapStar]

im joking too man, in real life we would probably be cool with eachother

[chalupa]

RapStar, seriously, I was joking. Of course I would never say shit like that to anyone in real life. But this is the internets, don't take it personally

im joking too man, in real life we would probably be cool with eachother

And then their eyes met, across the room. They held each others' gaze for a split second, but in that one second an eternity passed. Two minds, two hearts, two people leading separate lives were suddenly one...big, fat blubbery mess of gay.

Congrats you two. You can get married in Cali...or...Boston...

[Amadeus]

Congrats you two. You can get married in Cali...or...Boston...

Or Vermont.

Canada isn't an option if you aren't a citizen, so shut up.

[Yuseke]

Or Vermont.

Canada isn't an option if you aren't a citizen, so shut up.

or, you could just go the simple route and be married in the eyes of God. ...oh wait!

[evilmittens]

And then their eyes met, across the room. They held each others' gaze for a split second, but in that one second an eternity passed. Two minds, two hearts, two people leading separate lives were suddenly one...big, fat blubbery mess of gay.

Congrats you two. You can get married in Cali...or...Boston...

Which one is the bottom?

[Amadeus]

or, you could just go the simple route and be married in the eyes of God. ...oh wait!

:lol:
Laughing.

[Short_Stack]

are your feet gross? i hate that shit.

please tell me they are cute then post a pic of them

my feet are far from gross. they're cute feet, even though i walk everywhere and i spend a lot of my time barefoot (if i go to a relatives house, i usually just bring my shoes along and dont wear them...lol)

@Leumas - thank you for pointing that out...lol. big contradiction. it was either peaches or beans btw. a big can.

....

another Random fact: the transitional summer between high school and college was rough on me. i wound up getting Shingles( which is kind of like....adult chicken pox...but so much more painful, it's mostly an elderly persons issue) on the right side of my face. which in turn caused me to stay inside for about a month. Thankfully, the scars have faded so much that you really have to stare hard in order to see them.

[Caribbean Blue]

Or Vermont.

Canada isn't an option if you aren't a citizen, so shut up.

When did that happen?

[Mr Larkin]

Up until last fall I would piss in bottles in my room because I was afraid that there was something outside my room late at night, even though the bathroom door is less than a foot from mine.

[Yuseke]

Up until last fall I would piss in bottles in my room because I was afraid that there was something outside my room late at night, even though the bathroom door is less than a foot from mine.

:squint:



























:squint:

[RapStar]

Or Vermont.

Canada isn't an option if you aren't a citizen, so shut up.



or north east ohio

[Mr Larkin]

:squint:


:squint:


Don't judge me, faggot <3

[Spanks]

I have never found a pair of jeans that fit my skinny bum

[Amadeus]

or north east ohio

:lol:

No.

[psychomonkey62]

It was a sub-branch of HP. 'Millions' of people might have been an exaggeration, and I worked with a big design team too, but I should have gotten something for doing it, but I got nothing, my boss bought a brand new AUDI though.


He asked me to sing my favourite song to prove to him I was confident or some shit, which I'm not, so I said I didn't know the words. So he told me to sing the National Anthem. I sang the first line and refused to sing anymore. I didn't get the job

You should have Rick Rolled him.

[amputechture]

Im thinking of a Nintendo character tattoo
1000TH POST LOLOLOL

:boink::boink::boink::boink::boink::boink::boink:

[socialite_barbi]

^^ lol @ your 1000th post.

[Laulia]

^^ lol @ the lol @ her 1000th post.

[J-ack]

^^ lol @ your avatar

[mat_da_yo]

^^^ ur 4v4t4r 15 1337 d00d

lol

[amputechture]

Isn't this just wicked gay.

[Plaguis95]

-I know way too much about Star Wars
-I am one of those people who wants to fight a large black man after watching Rocky.
-I scored a 130 on the memory section of an IQ test (memorizing numbers and letters) I can tell you the first 200 didgets of pi, the keyboard letters in order, and I often accidently memorize peoples license plates.
-I live in Buffalo, but my favorite NFL football team is the Denver Broncos.

[Amadeus]

-I am one of those people who wants to fight a large black man after watching Rocky.



". . .and this nigger's gonna pay for it!"

/Eddie Murphy excerpt.

[Spanks]

-I scored a 130 on the memory section of an IQ test (memorizing numbers and letters) I can tell you the first 200 didgets of pi, the keyboard letters in order, and I often accidently memorize peoples license plates.


So the fuck what?!!

I have it down to 10,000

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Faggot

[Amadeus]

I believe the little kids on 4chan refer to that as "copypasta"?

[Spanks]

I believe the little kids on 4chan refer to that as "copypasta"?

You shut your damned nigger mouth SLUT!

[Yeti Patrol]

^^ lol @ the lol @ her 1000th post.

Your avatar makes me laugh heartily. I will just stop and watch it for a good 5 minutes and laugh.

[El_Bandito]

Where to begin......

I have severe social anxiety. I hate groups of people, public events, and strangers. I can't order food through a drive threw or at a restaurant. I can't even go to a bar without freaking out and feeling like everyone is staring at me. It also prevents from going to the doctor and asking for help.

I love playing hockey. I'm a goalie but I can't talk to people I don't know without my mask on because it makes me nervous.

I'm 27 years old and have never been to strip club.

I have OCD with many things.

I've been with the same girl since I was 16. We have an awesome 3 year old little boy together but I can't get up the nerve to ask he to marry me.

Sometimes my right hands shakes uncontrollably.

I smoke 3 packs of Marlboro Reds a day.

In 10th grade I scored the highest in the school on some test and was told by some councilor that I could be a genius. In 11th grade I dropped out. Still no GED and I work as a mechanic in my buddies garage.

I couldn't be happier.

Marriage does nothing. Fuck marriage. Just stay together.

Oh, and kill your self.

[Jesmo]

Some more:

- I'm a very nervous, twitchy person.
- I dont enjoy listening music with headphones too loud, because I need to hear what goes around me.
- My hands are very shaky, probably why my handwriting is horrid and I cant draw at all.
- I hate crowded places.
- I havent seen any of the star war movies.
- My memory is absolutely horrible. Only reason i remember my birthday is because it's two of the same number. (11.11)
- I have no sense of direction.

[eadgbe]

Some more:

- I'm a very nervous, twitchy person.
- I dont enjoy listening music with headphones too loud, because I need to hear what goes around me.
- My hands are very shaky, probably why my handwriting is horrid and I cant draw at all.
- I hate crowded places.
- I havent seen any of the star war movies.
- My memory is absolutely horrible. Only reason i remember my birthday is because it's two of the same number. (11.11)
- I have no sense of direction.

omg same birthday! plus, it's a holiday so i always used to get off school on my birthday.

[jeffbillyjeff]

Some more:

- I'm a very nervous, twitchy person.
- I dont enjoy listening music with headphones too loud, because I need to hear what goes around me.
- My hands are very shaky, probably why my handwriting is horrid and I cant draw at all.
- I hate crowded places.
- I havent seen any of the star war movies.
- My memory is absolutely horrible. Only reason i remember my birthday is because it's two of the same number. (11.11)
- I have no sense of direction.

We're pretty much twins except for our birthdays....

[Sepelio]

- I made my weights coach shit bricks when I deadlifted 505 pounds on my first day of lifting weights.
- I'm pretty big, but I'm both fast and quick. I easily outrun and can outmaneuver people 100 pounds less than me.
- I play rugby.
- My room is always messy.
- I can make up something and make it seem so true, which has helped a great deal on projects for school.
- I've never smoked a cigarette, but I smoke hookah whenever I can.
- Thoroughly enjoy taking a nice shit with a book.
- I have very large knees.
- I just farted and it smells awful.

[Laulia]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n242/laulboulter/grrr.jpg

[Sepelio]

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n242/laulboulter/grrr.jpg

Thanks.

I enjoy working out and staying in shape. Sure beats the hell out of being a fatass who can't do anything physical.

Get outside, I know a lot of you people don't. Do it.

[Laulia]

Thanks.

I enjoy working out and staying in shape. Sure beats the hell out of being a fatass who can't do anything physical.

Get outside, I know a lot of you people don't. Do it.

But I do.
I just don't brag.

I could...

ZOMG I GO TO LYK Body Combat on a Tuesday!!11
I DO LYK High energy dance on a Thursday!!111!!
I walk for 2 hours everyday with my dawwwg!!1!!!!!
Last night I TOTALLY shocked my boyfriend by doing yoga for lykkk an hour plus!!1!

Christ..
Chill out.

[Sepelio]

Both seemed normal abilities to me, but others who have seen them have pointed them out to me. Granted I'm not as strong or as fast as some people in school, they have had more experience with weights or have ran track since 7th grade.

Like the thread said, Crazy/Weird/Random Facts About Yourself.

Those are facts, which are weird, about myself.

The internet is serious business.

[Laulia]

I was only joking with you
CALM IT!

But high five for keeping fit.
Tbh I used to be a lazy fucker, then I felt the awesomeness of excersizing.
Full on love it now, gives me a buzz anyway.
How sad I am....


MOVING ON..

I once ate a dog biscuit.
I like to go fishing (its relaxing).
I spend most of my weekends in work-out gear.
(without make-up)

:wave:

[Sepelio]

What's up with people eating animal food in this thead?

[seb619]

What's up with people eating animal food in this thead?

Have you ever eaten animal food? Because if you haven't you can just go fucking kill yourself.

[Stoink]

Dog biscuits are nice. They can be a bit tasteless and dry sometimes though.

My favourite brand of dog biscuit is this one (http://www.4dogs.cz/images/Gravy_Bones_400g.jpg)

[Rambler]

Funny how humans can have a favorite dog biscuit, while all we base it on is the look and cost of it.

[Caribbean Blue]

Funny how humans can have a favorite dog biscuit, while all we base it on is the look and cost of it.

My cats have a favorite cat treat. Seriously. They don't eat anything else. Once I tried switching brands. As soon as I put it in their bowls, they just looked up at me with an angry look on their faces.

[dcam0326]

My mothers friend got in a car accident in (west?) hartford, rear ending Curtis Jackson (50 Cent). He refused to press charges and is apparently an extremely friendly and personable guy.

[i like food]

My mothers friend got in a car accident in (west?) hartford, rear ending Curtis Jackson (50 Cent). He refused to press charges and is apparently an extremely friendly and personable guy.

you ain't 50 cent.

[[A2]]

-I work for the US Navy
-Engaged to my sweetheart for 2 years
-Race auto-x and circuit almost every weekend
-Once ate a wasp when I was 6
-Highly developed eye-hand coordination at an early age
-Won $600 in a Texas Hold 'Em, and spent it on the engagement ring
-Never shot a shotgun
-Ran from two officers late at night (hid in the woods, didn't get caught)
-Been shot at by a farmer trying to recover an ATV in which he stole from a friend of mine
-Don't smoke/drink/or do any drugs
-If i'm moving my car from one end of the driveway to the other, I still wear my seatbelt
-Drives a stick better than with an auto

[dcam0326]

you ain't 50 cent.

The above is also true.

[dcam0326]

I occasionally pull bright traffic cone orange hairs out of my head. My brother gets white ones.

[Caribbean Blue]

I occasionally pull bright traffic cone orange hairs out of my head. My brother gets white ones.

You have cancer.

[jeffbillyjeff]

you ain't 50 cent.

That niggrar bought a house for his grandma by me. He's around now and then. Saw him a few times.

[i like food]

i like girls when they smile. unless they are ugly, or fat, or too skinny. i like em when they're hot. i like hot girls. i like really hot girls too.
edit: i like hot girls with nice asses. and i like hot girls with nice boobies too.

[Stoink]

When it comes to girls, appearance wise, for me it's all about the eyes and smile/teeth, followed by ass and then last of all the tits.

Tits are great but they can be deceiving when covered up by clothes. Tits should never be the top of your list.

[Caribbean Blue]

When it comes to girls, appearance wise, for me it's all about the eyes and smile/teeth, followed by ass and then last of all the tits.

Tits are great but they can be deceiving when covered up by clothes. Tits should never be the top of your list.

STOP! This thread is slowly turning into a personals ad. Let's stop posting our personal preferences for physical attractions and start posting more actual facts about ourselves.

[i like food]

STOP! This thread is slowly turning into a personals ad. Let's stop posting our personal preferences for physical attractions and start posting more actual facts about ourselves.

you don't like boobies or booties?

[Caribbean Blue]

you don't like boobies or booties?

No. Is that a problem?

[Total Madman]

No. Is that a problem?

Only if you ever want to have kids

[i like food]

No. Is that a problem?

i'm terribly sorry. :wah: i bet you're a flat chick

[Caribbean Blue]

i'm terribly sorry. :wah:

You will be.

[amputechture]

i like girls when they smile. unless they are ugly, or fat, or too skinny. i like em when they're hot. i like hot girls. i like really hot girls too.
edit: i like hot girls with nice asses. and i like hot girls with nice boobies too.

You forgot

"I'm a virgin"

[seb619]

You will be.

Are you gay or something?

[Caribbean Blue]

Are you gay or something?

"If you live to be 120, you're not going to be as smart as I am in one finger. Do you understand, bitch?" -Judge Judy

[i like food]

You forgot

"I'm a virgin"


oh yeah! thanks.
I'm also a virgin. nj.
edit:and i'm 18. but what's so crazy, random, or weird about that?

[Jimothy]

I can change traffic lights with the power of my mind. Sometimes it takes a while though.

[Mr Larkin]

oh yeah! thanks.
I'm also a virgin. nj.
edit:and i'm 18. but what's so crazy, random, or weird about that?

the fact it's going to last for the rest of your life! ZING!

sorry :(

[Username?]

the fact it's going to last for the rest of your life! ZING!

sorry :(

Have angry makeup sex? :idea:

EDIT: :boink::boink:

[wolverine]

I lived in Pakistan for 13 years.

[HaloChick]

I am one of the top ranked girl gamers in the country.

And I will teabag you!

[evilmittens]

I am one of the top ranked girl gamers in the country.

And I will teabag you!


Thanks for the PM! Looking great!

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=28944&stc=1&d=1221853013

[wolverine]

Thanks for the PM! Looking great!

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=28944&stc=1&d=1221853013

nice t shirt.