Crazy/Weird/Random Facts About Yourself

[amputechture]

As the title says.




i have 8 extra bones in my feet
my first house got washed away in the 'Perfect Storm'
i have a brain disease and have a crooked mouth sometimes
ive never eaten chinese food
a middle eastern man of royalty asked to buy me as his wife for 1.2 million pound while i was in london. and 2 cows. and 3 goats.
i have an accent that doesnt match my family or surroundings that came out of nowhere ever since i was young

[chrisvet]

Can't really say there's too much different @ this end. *hides children in his closet*

What kind of brain disease do you have?

[psychomonkey62]

I once ate a Beggin' Strip, and it tasted NOTHING like bacon. 'Twas horrible.

[Jag dammsuger]

I'm really flexible and my thumb is double jointed. Sad...

[GrayMatter]

I am a registered user at EBWF

[BFIGHTER]

My friend had gotten back from NY and said some street vendor was selling these little cookies that tasted amazing and was telling me about them and said he had some so I was like alright can I have one and he is like sure and it was dog food and I ate it and I said it was gross and he laughed.

[amputechture]

I once ate a Beggin' Strip, and it tasted NOTHING like bacon. 'Twas horrible.

Oi thats harsh.




I have Severe Chiari Malformation Disease, I'm being admitted to Brigham & Women's Hospital in Boston August 6th.
I also have some brain damage from a car accident in January.
I was hit at a redlight by an 18 wheeler.

[chrisvet]

Oi thats harsh.




I have Severe Chiari Malformation Disease, I'm being admitted to Brigham & Women's Hospital in Boston August 6th.
I also have some brain damage from a car accident in January.
I was hit at a redlight by an 18 wheeler.

Holy shit, that sounds serious. Are the ongoing effects pretty bad?

Did you cash in on that 18 wheeler hitting you?

[BFIGHTER]

I can push my balls back into my abdomen just under the layer of skin...so I have balls above my dick, my dick and then an empty scrotum...I would like to see anyone top that...

d00d found that out when i was 10 you loseee

[amputechture]

Well apparently I was born with it, but it lied dormant until the accident, obviously because it was a blow to the head.

I just get really sick sometimes, randomly pass out when I DO get sick, bad memory, I clench my right fist (tick), my 'vital responses' in my left leg are slower than my right, etc etc.

Mostly though, an average patient has a growth of about 5mm. By then, your spinal fluids can/mostly likely are becoming blocked and you can become paralyzed. Well in MY case, my growth is 14mm..but remarkably my fluids are NOT blocked which my doctors have never seen before so I'm being sent to Harvard Medical School to become a little lab rat, rly.

[amputechture]

And I could not cash in unfortunately. :(
I was in my friends car, and as I went through legal issues, the only way I could in fact sue the driver, was if I sued my friend first because technically I was in her care...or something gay like that.

[chrisvet]

Well apparently I was born with it, but it lied dormant until the accident, obviously because it was a blow to the head.

I just get really sick sometimes, randomly pass out when I DO get sick, bad memory, I clench my right fist (tick), my 'vital responses' in my left leg are slower than my right, etc etc.

Mostly though, an average patient has a growth of about 5mm. By then, your spinal fluids can/mostly likely are becoming blocked and you can become paralyzed. Well in MY case, my growth is 14mm..but remarkably my fluids are NOT blocked which my doctors have never seen before so I'm being sent to Harvard Medical School to become a little lab rat, rly.

*crosses fingers* Hope things turn out ok in the future. And so you know, we won't be treating you different because of this, just sayin' ;)

[Crazy Gnome]

I can read in French but cant speak or write it worth a damn. (people say it has something to do with being able to recognize patterns)
I can solve a standard rubik's cube in 75 seconds.
I am an official team member in the Google Lunar X Prize competition
I am dyslexic and probably spell every fourth word wrong (Thank god for spell cheak)

[CandyMandy]

I paint my toe nails because one of my toe nails is black.

[k0n_]

Left leg is hairless
Never learned how to swim
Can't sleep without the tv on

[jeffbillyjeff]

I paint my toe nails because one of my toe nails is black.

I have a simular problem with black body parts, but it involves my penis.

[amputechture]

Gahaha, oh that is fine. I don't really make a big deal about it.


Just the scar I may have if I have to go in for the surgery.
http://i36.tinypic.com/zveg0i.jpg



:ahhh::ahhh::ahhh::ahhh::ahhh:

[chrisvet]

I can read in French but cant speak or write it worth a damn. (people say it has something to do with being able to recognize patterns)
I can solve a standard rubik's cube in 75 seconds.
I am an official team member in the Google Lunar X Prize competition
I am dyslexic and probably spell every fourth word wrong (Thank god for spell cheek)

I once solved in in 45 seconds. *most seriously, I was 11 when they came out back in the early 80's. Still solve it few times a year for practice but now average about 90 seconds.

[amputechture]

oops double post fail

[Al Paccioli]

Did someone say Weaboo? (http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/179/weeaboopeeknicholasguerlo7.jpg)

[WESLEYPIPES]

I can count to 10 pretty fast.

[jeffbillyjeff]

I couldn't snap my fingers. I was taught when I was about 15 by a NIGGER!!

[amputechture]

I have green eyes, but my left one is half blue. Tough to tell though unless youre really close to me. 'Tis a deep teal.

[chrisvet]

oops double post fail

Wha....Where? :lmao:

[jeffbillyjeff]

I have green eyes, but my left one is half blue. Tough to tell though unless youre really close to me. 'Tis a deep teal.

Why exactly did you turn down all that money from that towel head?

[SportsFan81]

I've never been on a Ferris Wheel.

[amputechture]

Why exactly did you turn down all that money from that towel head?

BECAUSE i wasnt planning on fucking a sweaty hairy obese 45 year old arab everyday in some country on the other side of the world.

[jeffbillyjeff]

BECAUSE i wasnt planning on fucking a sweaty hairy obese 45 year old arab everyday in some country on the other side of the world.

You can't divorce/kill him?

[terror6o4]

i can jump pretty high
i can hear when a tv is being turned on

[jeffbillyjeff]

i can jump pretty high
i can hear when a tv is being turned on

everyone can unless they have bad hearing or its an lcd tv.

[chrisvet]

I've never been on a Ferris Wheel.

You haven't missed a thing. Trust me. :boink:

[amputechture]

no id be a sexslave to that man til death. :ahhh::ahhh::ahhh:

[SportsFan81]

You haven't missed a thing. Trust me. :boink:

Well i've always dreamed of having a super gorgeous girl at the top and paying the dude who runs it 20 bucks to stop it at the top, the ensue the makeout session :raiseeyeb


Just waiting for the right moment.

[chrisvet]

Makeout that might lead to Sex? Well then, we have a whole different ballgame here. :lol:

[jeffbillyjeff]

no id be a sexslave to that man til death. :ahhh::ahhh::ahhh:

I think you made a mistake. You could have killed him or waited for him to die. Middle eastern life expectancies are much shorted than ours. He probably only had 10 years left, tops.

[a.tails]

i always get weird medical infections/sicknesses
i babysat steve nash's nephews
i was sexually active at 8 years old
i watch every reality tv show on mtv

[SportsFan81]

Makeout that might lead to Sex? Well then, we have a whole different ballgame here. :lol:

Well i wasn't thinking that far, but damn. Sex on top of a ferris wheel would be euphoric :boink:

[jeffbillyjeff]

i always get weird medical infections/sicknesses
i babysat steve nash's nephews
i was sexually active at 8 years old
i watch every reality tv show on mtv

in before the rape post.

[The_Guitarist]

i was sexually active at 8 years old
Pics or it didn't happen.

[amputechture]

Sexually active at 8!? Holy shit!


ps,
making out
never stays at just
making out


/truefact

[chrisvet]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I was going to say......BTW, how would A.tails define 'sexually active.'

[terror6o4]

everyone can unless they have bad hearing or its an lcd tv.

dude i know.......

[rochainskool]

As the title says.





a middle eastern man of royalty asked to buy me as his wife for 1.2 million pound while i was in london. and 2 cows. and 3 goats.



Hmmm... How about 5 goats and 3 cows?

[CandyMandy]

i always get weird medical infections/sicknesses
i babysat steve nash's nephews
i was sexually active at 8 years old
i watch every reality tv show on mtv


I smell bull shit

[a.tails]

I smell bull shit

hahaha, i know its hard to believe i find it quite shocking at times to :lol:

[terror6o4]

seriously sexually active at 8?? i didnt even know what girls were at that age, i was to busy enjoying power rangers and ninja turtles

[amputechture]

dude when i was 8
i thought if you kissed a boy on the mouth youd get pregnant.

[terror6o4]

i didnt even know what a penis was used for at that age, except peeing

[a.tails]

haha i was an odd 8 year old.. probably cause i was only friends with boys

[jeffbillyjeff]

haha i was an odd 8 year old.. probably cause i was only friends with boys

You are female?




noodz?

[amputechture]

haha i was an odd 8 year old.. probably cause i was only friends with boys

what, boys that were 22 years old?
i only hung out with boys and that NEVAR happened

[a.tails]

You are female?




noodz?

yes, and no

[jeffbillyjeff]

yes, and no

how old were these boys?

[a.tails]

how old were these boys?

22, like she said.
haha no they were the same age and it wasn't boys it was A boy

[rochainskool]

I used to play doctor with girls. I would stick my thermometer into their lower opening to check their temperature.

[jeffbillyjeff]

22, like she said.
haha no they were the same age and it wasn't boys it was A boy

are 8 y.o. boys even capable of having erections?

(i would know if i could remember when i was 8)

[The_Guitarist]

are 8 y.o. boys even capable of having erections?

(i would know if i could remember when i was 8)
It's funny because the end of your post looks like a smiley face.

[k0n_]

Crazy:
When I was young, I climbed on a street lamp during a parade and it fell over, left a nice scar on my chest.
Weird:
I somehow got separated from my family in Toronto when I was 7, I walked to a mall and watched a blind guy play a flute for 30 minutes before I was found.
Random:
I got my first kiss during the movie Harry Potter and the chamber of Secretes by accident!

[amputechture]

Blargh my first kiss was at a museum ftw

[jeffbillyjeff]

i dream stuff before it happens. im not psychic because i dont remember the dream until it actually happens. then its like super deja vu.

[amputechture]

My mother and I share a psychic ability.
'Tis very under the radar, and only on occasion.
Take it or leave it, its true.

[terror6o4]

was in the same elevator as hulk hogan at LAX when he was cool back in the day.....

[Mexican Seafood]

My dad was once baby sat by Neil Young. My grandfather was on the Toronto Maple Leafs. My dad lived beside Don Cherry. I've killed a man.

[a.tails]

i saw goldie hawn and kurt russell at a junior hockey game,
oh and one time this didnt happen to me but it happened to my friend, she shit her pants in public in the daytime, not drunk or anything, just had to go and it was probably the funniest thing i have ever seen

[mikeymac00]

i dream stuff before it happens. im not psychic because i dont remember the dream until it actually happens. then its like super deja vu.

I predicted 9/11 literally 24 hours before it happened..I said thousands of people in the US are going to die somewhere on the eastern seaboard...and I said this to a buddy of mine while we were in class..he gave me a kind of wierd look, but he gave me an even weirder one the next day when he found out I was right...

[joker4u]

i have a twin sister
i graduated high school at 16
i once got a cat off a tree
i won the funniest person award in my high school

[amputechture]

I was voted Best All Around in highschool and did NOT expect it whatsoever. 'Twas a very nice surprise.

[terror6o4]

supposedly when i was young i had some kind of connection with spirits or paranormal things of that nature, me and my family lived in an apartment and my uncle and cousins would tell me when they would babysit me, wierd shit would happen around the apartment, like once my uncle had left the milk out on a table and went downstairs with me (keep in mind i was like 2-3 years old) and when he came back up the milk was gone, there was no one else in the room. they said i use to hear voices and shit, but it went away, so i dunno

[jeffbillyjeff]

supposedly when i was young i had some kind of connection with spirits or paranormal things of that nature, me and my family lived in an apartment and my uncle and cousins would tell me when they would babysit me, wierd shit would happen around the apartment, like once my uncle had left the milk out on a table and went downstairs with me (keep in mind i was like 2-3 years old) and when he came back up the milk was gone, there was no one else in the room. they said i use to hear voices and shit, but it went away, so i dunno

i hear footsteps on my roof sometimes, my closet door opens sometimes randomly and my tv goes on randomly.

see what you did, now i cant go to sleep. you nigger!

[Mexican Seafood]

I make a lot of bands with friends that never come near creation. I made one today in fact... but I want this one to happen.

[Rootraz]

Um, well let's see.

I have the largest collection of knit sweaters in California
I'm president of the local afghans and quilts club
I am very handsome (That's what my mom tells me)
I've actually been to see Oprah, LIVE!!!! (I know, lucky)
I have 12 cats
I have over $10,000 worth of turquoise jewelry

That about sums it up.

[esl21]

I've been in combat many times (Kashmir). Fought as a unit commander twice.

I'm insanely proud of my Pakhtun heritage.

I was voted Most Friendly at the end of Junior high.

The last girl I had sex with layed as still as a corpse. Fuck that was annoying.

I'm ridiculously attracted to emo chicks.

[chrisvet]

I used to play doctor with girls. I would stick my thermometer into their lower opening to check their temperature.

Oh boy. This one brings back memories.

I was 5, she was 4 going on 6. She squealed like a pig. :boink:

[Annie]

I met both my exs online

I went to school with the kid in Gladiator and Unbreakable

The first time I had sex was 19, the first time a guy broke my hymen was at 21

I think I might have a cold right now...

[bangarang]

tan lines on my arms

[ScooterBug]

I can hear the noise that machine makes to scare squirrels away
I can eat a whole large cheese pizza by myself - without drinking anything until the very end
I have photographic memory - it's awesome when recaping whatever my b/f says to argue
I'm BiPolar ... I think that says enough all on it's own

[SportsFan81]

I'm BiPolar ... I think that says enough all on it's own


Which part likes to be naked? :raiseeyeb

[psychomonkey62]

22, like she said.
haha no they were the same age and it wasn't boys it was A boy

Are 8 year old boys..........satisfying?

[ScooterBug]

Which part likes to be naked? :raiseeyeb

My manic side ... I'm a TOTAL freak when I'm manic ...

[USB]

i dream stuff before it happens. im not psychic because i dont remember the dream until it actually happens. then its like super deja vu.

yeah im pretty sure that's happened to me a few times. Damn its trippy

[Spanks]

I was raised a Marxist.

I am the great great nephew of the WW2 Commander in Cheif/Marshall of the British RAF

My left eye sees things with a ever so slight red/warm tint. My right with a green/cold. Together they see with no tint. Im not totally sure if its just me. I have a feeling its to do with how the brain recognises depth (like 3d goggles).

For the past year I have been the only student studying art at my college. Beofre I finished the course I sat in a room in solitude (save for my teacher)

[SupraTwinTurbo]

22, like she said.
haha no they were the same age and it wasn't boys it was A boy

Did he stick his 8 year old pee-pee in your undeveloped mini bum?

[its me]

i dream stuff before it happens. im not psychic because i dont remember the dream until it actually happens. then its like super deja vu.

dude, same. its like extreme deja vu.

[LeeLeah]

I was raised a Marxist.



My left eye sees things with a ever so slight red/warm tint. My right with a green/cold. Together they see with no tint. Im not totally sure if its just me. I have a feeling its to do with how the brain recognises depth (like 3d goggles).

For the past year I have been the only student studying art at my college. Beofre I finished the course I sat in a room in solitude (save for my teacher)

Hmm I see something here

You sir are possibly the Anti Christ and its a sign that you may need to take Political Science classes

[Spanks]

Hmm I see something here

You sir are possibly the Anti Christ and its a sign that you may need to take Political Science classes

Shame that. Being an Atheist going onto study Foundation Art at one of the worlds best art university, it wouldnt work out.

[abbie10390]

i am somewhat religious, yet the church would probably send me into exile if they knew how much i have sinned.

i'm convinced that my arms are getting muscular from carrying and holding my son.

i really love tanning... i know it's unhealthy, but i feel so much better when i have a nice dark tone.

i would love to be a model, but i wouldn't know where to start. i started a portfolio last summer but i've pushed it all aside for now.

[LeeLeah]

Shame that. Being an Atheist going onto study Foundation Art at one of the worlds best art university, it wouldnt work out.

Since when did the Devil believe in God and religious rules?

[ScooterBug]

i am somewhat religious, yet the church would probably send me into exile if they knew how much i have sinned. I hear ya ... they banned me from going back

i'm convinced that my arms are getting muscular from carrying and holding my son. probably true

i really love tanning... i know it's unhealthy, but i feel so much better when i have a nice dark tone. I second that ... if I die of cancer, at least I'll look good in the coffin

i would love to be a model, but i wouldn't know where to start. i started a portfolio last summer but i've pushed it all aside for now. PM me ... I can give you some tips

[Spanks]

Since when did the Devil believe in God and religious rules?

The anti-christ believes in God. He's just against Him/doesnt follow Him/His rules.

[ScooterBug]

The anti-christ believes in God. He's just against Him/doesnt follow Him/His rules.

*squirts holy water in your general direction*

[Spanks]

*squirts holy water in your general direction*
hssssssssssssss


i really love tanning... i know it's unhealthy, but i feel so much better when i have a nice dark tone. I second that ... if I die of cancer, at least I'll look good in the coffin


Lol. Im sure you'll look really hot when youre lifeless, grey and shrunken.

[ScooterBug]

Lol. Im sure you'll look really hot when youre lifeless, grey and shrunken.


that's the point of tanning!!! ... I'll be BROWN ... not grey.

[LeeLeah]

The anti-christ believes in God. He's just against Him/doesnt follow Him/His rules.

If he believed in God would he be going to hell?

[Bigshorty]

If he believed in God would he be going to hell?

The traits of the anti-christ are...
1. Great public speaker.
2. Able to get millions to follow him.
3. Be a religious bible-thumper.

After he gets a lot of followers he'll fuck ya up.

[Amadeus]

I quite possibly have the highest metabolism in the woild; I eat 3,500+ calories a day and don't have a pound to show for it.

[Yuseke]

I quite possibly have the highest metabolism in the woild; I eat 3,500+ calories a day and don't have a pound to show for it.

That's called AIDS

[Spanks]

If he believed in God would he be going to hell?

Well the religious texts say you can be a believer and still go to hell - i.e. sinners. but wasnt the anti-christ born in hell, isnt he just a part of the devil?

[Lologirl]

i am somewhat religious, yet the church would probably send me into exile if they knew how much i have sinned.

i'm convinced that my arms are getting muscular from carrying and holding my son.

i really love tanning... i know it's unhealthy, but i feel so much better when i have a nice dark tone.

i would love to be a model, but i wouldn't know where to start. i started a portfolio last summer but i've pushed it all aside for now.

modelmayhem.com...check it out! i have a couple friends on there and one is getting pretty big. its a good place to start.

[Amadeus]

That's called AIDS

Well, then AIDS runs in my family; my parents were both skinny when they were young.

[Yuseke]

Well, then AIDS runs in my family; my parents were both skinny when they were young.

Heh....heh heh. You have genetic aids. It's like having an extra chromosome, but it kills you instead of making you retarded.

[LeeLeah]

The traits of the anti-christ are...
1. Great public speaker.
2. Able to get millions to follow him.
3. Be a religious bible-thumper.

After he gets a lot of followers he'll fuck ya up.

3. Is incorrect , he'll show that religion is what is wrong with world and seeing that it is what separates us he'll ban it. Why would he be a bible thumper if the leaders of the world are chrisitan , islamic and jewish are involved in the problems that be right now. What logic is in that bring in any of the religions. Woudln't it be better to not believe in anything and just live life? Then when he sorts taht shit out he'll fuck us up.

How did Hitler become so powerful, when Germany was in a rut from WWI he got their spirits up by telling them its everyone else's fault especially Jews and then he got their asses into war again.

Why do you think Americans go so patriotic after 9/11 and everyone liked Bush for a good 2 months. You get everyone at a vunerable place, and go against the problem. Then you have them like putty in your hands

[Bigshorty]

3. Is incorrect , he'll show that religion is what is wrong with world and seeing that it is what separates us he'll ban it. Why would he be a bible thumper if the leaders of the world are chrisitan , islamic and jewish are involved in the problems that be right now. What logic is in that bring in any of the religions. Woudln't it be better to not believe in anything and just live life? Then when he sorts taht shit out he'll fuck us up.

How did Hitler become so powerful, when Germany was in a rut from WWI he got their spirits up by telling them its everyone else's fault especially Jews and then he got their asses into war again.

Cuz he claimed the Jews killed Jesus?

Eh...oh well.

http://www.eadshome.com/antichrist.htm

[rochainskool]

i am somewhat religious, yet the church would probably send me into exile if they knew how much i have sinned.

i'm convinced that my arms are getting muscular from carrying and holding my son.

i really love tanning... i know it's unhealthy, but i feel so much better when i have a nice dark tone.

i would love to be a model, but i wouldn't know where to start. i started a portfolio last summer but i've pushed it all aside for now.

I can help you expand your portfolio if you come to my office. :boink:

[LeeLeah]

Cuz he claimed the Jews killed Jesus?

See that'll only work for christains LOL


I can help you expand your portfolio if you come to my office. :boink:

LMAO the cellar

[Amadeus]

Heh....heh heh. You have genetic aids. It's like having an extra chromosome, but it kills you instead of making you retarded.

I think AIDS is a much happier subject than the fucking Anti-christ, which is yet ANOTHER religious debate.

Let's debate whether or not AIDS truly exists:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5K1KdxoZwc

LOMG!!

[LeeLeah]

I think AIDS is a much happier subject than the fucking Anti-christ, which is yet ANOTHER religious debate.

Let's debate whether or not AIDS truly exists:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5K1KdxoZwc

LOMG!!

No I'm not debating I'm trying to convince spanks that he is really Damien and he has future career is being the anti christ


Yeah lets talk about AIDS and how it was invented by the government to control populations I keed

[Bigshorty]

I think AIDS is a much happier subject than the fucking Anti-christ, which is yet ANOTHER religious debate.

Let's debate whether or not AIDS truly exists:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a5K1KdxoZwc

LOMG!!

I don't think anyone's debating anything.

[Amadeus]

I don't think anyone's debating anything.

but. . .but. . .AIDS!

[abbie10390]

i am somewhat religious, yet the church would probably send me into exile if they knew how much i have sinned. I hear ya ... they banned me from going back

i'm convinced that my arms are getting muscular from carrying and holding my son. probably true

i really love tanning... i know it's unhealthy, but i feel so much better when i have a nice dark tone. I second that ... if I die of cancer, at least I'll look good in the coffin

i would love to be a model, but i wouldn't know where to start. i started a portfolio last summer but i've pushed it all aside for now. PM me ... I can give you some tips

haha.. that's too funny

modelmayhem.com...check it out! i have a couple friends on there and one is getting pretty big. its a good place to start.

o thanks and i actually have a profile already there, although i'm skeptical of some of the offers that i've gotten asking me to fly all over for shoots.

[a.tails]

Did he stick his 8 year old pee-pee in your undeveloped mini bum?

no i was probably unaware that that was even possible to happen at that age

[Acidic Piss]

I cry at alot of films and no one but me knows it.

[Total Madman]

I cry at alot of films and no one but me knows it.

You realise you just told the internets?

[LeeLeah]

I cry at alot of films and no one but me knows it.

lol sigged

[Spanks]

No I'm not debating I'm trying to convince spanks that he is really Damien and he has future career is being the anti christ


Yeah lets talk about AIDS and how it was invented by the government to control populations I keed

the greatest trick the devil ever played was fooling the world that he didnt exist.

[Lologirl]

im extremely gullible and easy to fool, i believe everything.

i have double jointed arms that can do weird things and freak people out.

i stuck a rollie pollie in my ear when i was three and had to have surgery. i still have it in my baby book.

i cut my foot open running around outside when i was 6, went to the river and got a pebble stuck in the bottom of my foot, it swelled to about the size of a golf ball and i had to have surgery to get it out.

i have a fascination with fire and candles and matches for some reason.

i fidgit with my nails or hair when im really nervous.

[Yuseke]

i have double jointed arms that can do weird things and freak people out.

Hmm....this will come in handy :boink:

[chonkomonko]

I have had a scar above my eye since I crashed into a glass table when I was 2

I LOVE killing spiders. I get off on it.

I have been nearly-murdered 6 times in my life as of now (I'm 17- almost 18)

Im a stoner and my life when Im not here at work typing on eBaums World, revolves around weed

I sing when I drive and if people give me funny looks I throw Doritos at their car

[teh_hyena]

im extremely gullible and easy to fool, i believe everything.

i have double jointed arms that can do weird things and freak people out.

i stuck a rollie pollie in my ear when i was three and had to have surgery. i still have it in my baby book.

i cut my foot open running around outside when i was 6, went to the river and got a pebble stuck in the bottom of my foot, it swelled to about the size of a golf ball and i had to have surgery to get it out.

i have a fascination with fire and candles and matches for some reason.

i fidgit with my nails or hair when im really nervous.

all signs that you're susceptible to rape, and when rape ensue's you will definitely please.

[Spanks]

I have had a scar above my eye since I crashed into a glass table when I was 2

I LOVE killing spiders. I get off on it.

I have been nearly-murdered 6 times in my life as of now (I'm 17- almost 18)

Im a stoner and my life when Im not here at work typing on eBaums World, revolves around weed

I sing when I drive and if people give me funny looks I throw Doritos at their car

tellin us ofthe murderings?

btw i hate it when peoples lives around weed. Versatility can be fun.

[Acidic Piss]

I like to run places, when I get bored I annoy people. I hate way too many people. I have an obessesion with police and crime shows. I'm really shy when I first meet people. I'm paranoid. I hate my town. I have a creative side. Live music gives me a strange feeling like I want to sky dive or jump off a bridge. Alot of people hate me for reasons I do not know. I'm racist but hate Neo-Nazis. Alot of things make me want to pound in peoples faces but have never fully lost my temper.

[socialite_barbi]

When I was a tot, I didn't understand how to say "Aren't I.." so I used to say "Amen't I?"

Also when I was learning my "please's" and "thank you's" I didn't want to give into my mom so I would defy her by saying "pleep" instead of please.

I am transferring to a boarding school off-island for next year. Even though there is nothing to do in the off season, I'll miss the winters around here.

I can't live without the water or the beach. I'm either boating or at the beach almost every day in the summertime.

[Orakar]

Uhm.......

I once jumped over the sea wall at Burham in the UK, thinking it was your standard 3 foot high wall, and didn't realise that it actually lead to a huge drop onto concrete stairs :D

If I put my arms out with my palms facing up, I can bend my elbows backwards and it looks like seagull wings.

I can jump insanely high.

[wolverine]

I was born in Tokyo and lived there for 5 years.
I moved to Pakistan and lived there for 10 years. My parents are from Pakistan.
After that I moved to California and, since then living in CALI.
I like to have ketchup or Yogurt with all of my food.
I am a big TOOL fan.
I smoke Weed
I fap everyday.

[unnamednewbie]

The sinew on my left foot's lateral malleolus is loose and makes a popping sound when I walk

When I point my toes up, a bump the size of my malleolus appeares


I just learned the word "malleolus"


I can run a 100 meters in less than 12 seconds

[uknowthat1chick]

Also when I was learning my "please's" and "thank you's" I didn't want to give into my mom so I would defy her by saying "pleep" instead of please.

That's funny! My kids used to do the same thing. I would scold them for something, and ask them, "Do you understand?" and they would say "Yets" instead of yes.


When I was a toddler, my dog bit me in the face. It was so bad that the doctor told my parents to save for plastic surgery. I'm very lucky. My scar settled into my laugh line.

[dcam0326]

Oi thats harsh.




I have Severe Chiari Malformation Disease, I'm being admitted to Brigham & Women's Hospital in Boston August 6th.
I also have some brain damage from a car accident in January.
I was hit at a redlight by an 18 wheeler.

Whoa, did you live?

[LeeLeah]

When I was a toddler, my dog bit me in the face. It was so bad that the doctor told my parents to save for plastic surgery. I'm very lucky. My scar settled into my laugh line.

The first thing that comes to mind is the Joker (Heath Ledger)

[gators#1]

i can shoot a shotgun like nobdy you've ever seen. not including pros.

[amputechture]

Whoa, did you live?

no lolol im ded.

[sgmusic]

i like vagina.. it's crazy i know..

[KY-MaNi]

i was born with 6 fingers (on each hand)

[LeeLeah]

i like vagina.. it's crazy i know..

wait but what about "Im really African-American"

[sgmusic]

wait but what about "Im really African-American"

shhhhhhh... noone knows that yet....

[PokemonMaster]

I punched a girl in the face in kindergarten because she wouldn't get off of the tire swing (She had already taken an extra turn and wanted to do it again.)

I have an odd bump on my chin because I hit it on a toolbox when I was 2.

I played you show me yours...etc probably weekly from age 5-7

When I was in a kindergarten a neighbor threatened to call the cops on my family if I kept playing with her daughter (Not that kind of playing you sick fucks.)

[Mr business]

i once saw a black person at kfc. i wanted to say "hi" or at least poke it with a stick but i was a little nervous and kinda scared.

i am also a very fast runner. and i mean Fast!!

[Gunned Down]

I have an insane desire to be gay, but I really am not

[Yeti Patrol]

I have a small patch of color changing skin on the underside of my right arm. When my body temperature rises or the skin gets warmed from a hot shower it either changes blue or light red.

I have about 5 scars on my body that I cannot account for.

[splinter43351]

I have 14 hands....not including my own.

[jeffbillyjeff]

I punched a girl in the face in kindergarten because she wouldn't get off of the tire swing (She had already taken an extra turn and wanted to do it again.)

I have an odd bump on my chin because I hit it on a toolbox when I was 2.

I played you show me yours...etc probably weekly from age 5-7

When I was in a kindergarten a neighbor threatened to call the cops on my family if I kept playing with her daughter (Not that kind of playing you sick fucks.)

Well you must be black.

[halloo]

Holy shit, that sounds serious. Are the ongoing effects pretty bad?

Did you cash in on that 18 wheeler hitting you?

27 posts per day :confuzed:


anyways, when I was 11 I feel from 2 stories and survived, I fell on the grass :/

[PokemonMaster]

Well you must be black.

I AINT NO FUCKING NIGGER
White text because I want to be able to talk in caps

[psychomonkey62]

I AINT NO FUCKING NIGGER
White text because I want to be able to talk in caps

YOU DON'T NEED THAT PUSSY WHITE TEXT WHEN YOU QUOTE A POST. SEE?

[jeffbillyjeff]

I tricked a black person into drinking piss.
I went out with girl, broke up with her and tried getting with her sister (almost did) now I'm going for her best friend. I pwnt her.
I've outran the cops

[PokemonMaster]

YOU DON'T NEED THAT PUSSY WHITE TEXT WHEN YOU QUOTE A POST. SEE?

OH, COOL! THANKS BRAH

[KY-MaNi]

I have 14 hands....not including my own.

he got dem hands....

[Mr business]

i outran the cops, or i should say "cop" once too.

short version;

a friend and i were doing something we shouldn't be doing. a cop pulls up, has us put our hands on the trunk while she went in her car to check the computer. my friend looks me in the eyes and i knew what he was thinking. we both ran, across this dudes lawn (we lived in kelowna, bc, so lots of mountains/hills) into his backyard, down the side of this mountain/hill and into the Okanagan lake, and ran across the shore to my place.

btw, the cop was a fat girl. i don't even think she attempted to chase us as we didn't look back. i just remember her say "HEY..STOP...GET BACK HERE"

pretty exciting

[jeffbillyjeff]

i outran the cops, or i should say "cop" once too.

short version;

a friend and i were doing something we shouldn't be doing. a cop pulls up, has us put our hands on the trunk while she went in her car to check the computer. my friend looks me in the eyes and i knew what he was thinking. we both ran, across this dudes lawn (we lived in kelowna, bc, so lots of mountains/hills) into his backyard, down the side of this mountain/hill and into the Okanagan lake, and ran across the shore to my place.

btw, the cop was a fat girl. i don't even think she attempted to chase us as we didn't look back. i just remember her say "HEY..STOP...GET BACK HERE"

pretty exciting

yea mine was a cop (not cops) also. i was on my quad driving on public roads and i saw a cop on the side, i gunned it. I turned my headlights on for about 5 seconds so my taillights went so he thought i was hitting the breaks to pull over. He slowed down alot. i kept going and went on a curvy road and blew him away and went into a trail.

[its me]

i'm double jointed on all my left hand's fingers, except my pinky. they can all be easily bent all the way back. which is kind of revolting.

[psychomonkey62]

OH, COOL! THANKS BRAH

NO FUCKING PROBLEM BRAH

[Fireheart]

I have 5 nipples

[IGotDemHandz]

lets see for me:

1. I play the piano and I'm very good at it http://youtube.com/user/oobie69
2. I can twist my arm around 360
3. I can dislocate both of my thumbs
4. I don't see myself becoming famous or making anything out of myself. I mean i'm good at football and boxing, but if those two don't work out like I want it to than idk wtf I'm gonna do with myself.
5. I used to eat worms when I was little
6. When I was little, I used to think I was a ninja so I would constantly walk on my tip toes to be quiet. This turned to be bad because I didn't stop walking on my tip toes till I was 13 which was 3 years ago
7. I just started wearing sandals this year.
8. Had my first milkshake when I was 9

[Amadeus]

1. I play the piano and I'm very good at it http://youtube.com/user/oobie69


Apparently, you have dem handz, but not dem shirtz. In other words: Put on a shirt; no one wants to see your body while you're playing the piano. you ghetto monkey.

youtube dot com /amadeus2490

[NRS]

• I'm left handed;

• If I happen to randomly wake up during the night I can estimate the time with a precision of +/- 5 max 10 minutes without looking at the clock;

• I electrocuted myself 3 times at the wall socket... same place... in one setting;

• I always wake up having memories of something I dreamt;

• I had a paranormal experience in childhood - one of my grandfathers died and a few days later I was sitting by the window just watching outside. When I turned around I saw a white/blueish globe and a voice told me "Don't be scared, it's me". The voice was my dead's grandfather. I could have sworn that day that it was real as real can be but nowadays I just see it as a trick my mind pulled on me and nothing more;

• I often sleep while listening to Sunn O)));

• Total bones broke until now: 0, total bones fissured: 1 (left foot, big toe).

[Cheshire_Cat]

-I'm very good at playing the drums.
-Never used a double bass pedal.
-I only date girls with blond hair.
-The first time I road the bus I was senior in high school.
-I'm left handed.
-I only smoke Camel lights...I wont smoke any other cig even if I have none.
-I voted for John Carry
-I like whiskey
-I am a American that loves the shit out of soccer.
-I own a lot of guns.
-I only sleep for like 5 hours.

[Fireheart]

-i have a skin condition called super numerary nipples (dumbed down meaning i have extra nipples)
-i play the violin,saxaphone,and guitar
-i like to make homemade bongs for a hobby
-i smoke lots of weed
-i can look some one in the face and say tallywacker with out laughing

[psychomonkey62]

-i like to make homemade bongs for a hobby
-i smoke lots of weed

I never would have guessed!

[rasadancer]

-I have hyperhidrosis. (basically just means that my central nervous system is fucked up.)
-I have hypothyroid which causes me to have lots of problems gaining weight.
-I have a little raised birthmark on my forehead that people make fun of me for. :(
-I enjoy drugs.
-I don't need very much sleep to function
-I'm in love with taking pictures.
-^^ I want to be a photographer.

[socialite_barbi]

Apparently, you have dem handz, but not dem shirtz. In other words: Put on a shirt; no one wants to see your body while you're playing the piano. you ghetto monkey.

Actually I'm not complaining. It's kind of nice.

[Fireheart]

I never would have guessed!

yea, here's two that i took a pic off

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll314/lordfireheart/1215745591.jpg

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll314/lordfireheart/homemade.jpg

[RapStar]

- i make money performing rap and hip hop music, but i listen to classic rock, jazz, and classical

- i love guns, and i legally own an AK-47

- im a great drummer

- im a fucking alcoholic

- pothead

- i used to take a half ounce of shrooms everytime before i rapped on stage, or dj'ed a party, till i had a bad trip

- im black and my girl is white

- im black but my family came here from africa on our own, not on a slave ship

[mikeymac00]

I'm the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

[that1guy]

13 inch penis
























AROUND!

[This Guy]

i have scoliosis and kiphosis
play guitar
im 17 but play poker for money
guess thats it

[that1guy]

i have scoliosis and kiphosis
play guitar
im 17 but play poker for money
guess thats it

no. youre almost as cool as that1guy

but youre not. cuz your only that guy

[mrcoalminer]

im welsh

enough said really

[This Guy]

no. youre almost as cool as that1guy

but youre not. cuz your only that guy

ahaha
i shoulda lurked moar
or else i woulda had a better user name, but now i cant change it :(

[FinnJL]

Im a pro-american european.....

[GoGoGooManGo]

I overdosed on my anti-depressants yesterday and feel awesome.

[Machavelli]

When I was around 7 or 8 years old I jerked off under the coffee table to a the cover of one of my moms magazines...my whole family was in the room watching TV.

i was to young to splooge.

[Mysterio]

Ive broken my nose twice, and toe.
I kinda have OCD with some things, that just bug me if not done evenly

[Rex4223]

Where to begin......

I have severe social anxiety. I hate groups of people, public events, and strangers. I can't order food through a drive threw or at a restaurant. I can't even go to a bar without freaking out and feeling like everyone is staring at me. It also prevents from going to the doctor and asking for help.

I love playing hockey. I'm a goalie but I can't talk to people I don't know without my mask on because it makes me nervous.

I'm 27 years old and have never been to strip club.

I have OCD with many things.

I've been with the same girl since I was 16. We have an awesome 3 year old little boy together but I can't get up the nerve to ask he to marry me.

Sometimes my right hands shakes uncontrollably.

I smoke 3 packs of Marlboro Reds a day.

In 10th grade I scored the highest in the school on some test and was told by some councilor that I could be a genius. In 11th grade I dropped out. Still no GED and I work as a mechanic in my buddies garage.

I couldn't be happier.

[k0n_]

Where to begin......

I have severe social anxiety. I hate groups of people, public events, and strangers. I can't order food through a drive threw or at a restaurant. I can't even go to a bar without freaking out and feeling like everyone is staring at me. It also prevents from going to the doctor and asking for help.

I love playing hockey. I'm a goalie but I can't talk to people I don't know without my mask on because it makes me nervous.

I'm 27 years old and have never been to strip club.

I have OCD with many things.

I've been with the same girl since I was 16. We have an awesome 3 year old little boy together but I can't get up the nerve to ask he to marry me.

Sometimes my right hands shakes uncontrollably.

I smoke 3 packs of Marlboro Reds a day.

In 10th grade I scored the highest in the school on some test and was told by some councilor that I could be a genius. In 11th grade I dropped out. Still no GED and I work as a mechanic in my buddies garage.

I couldn't be happier.

ASK HER TO MARRY Y0U!!







:err:










.....you faggot.

[lynxsa]

-I am South African
-White
-Have a titanium Plate in my skull and two pins in my leg
- Have had a NDE and OBE
-Am a very good Painter
-was involved in Wichcraft for a while
-Am exceptionaly lucky (in the most bizar of ways)
-Have a very strong 6th sense
- Can fix things with limited understandings of their workings (extreemly bizar)
-i can pur exactly like a cat
-I do very good accents from all over
-When i was a clild i sat on david hasselhoffs lap and spoke to Kit

[Stoink]

I have the amazing ability to accurately count down in perfect sync with my microwave.

Might not sound that good, but try setting your microwave to three minutes, press start, turn your back and try and predict when its going to ping. I can normally predict it to within a few seconds. And I almost always get a 1 minute count down spot on.

Also, the laughing sun baby from the teletubies is my cousin!

[frontlumps]

- I am left handed
- Whenever I see ice I always get a headache
- My ancestors come from a country from Eastern Europe that no longer exists
- I live in a house that has poltergeists

[Forev]

- I live in a house that has poltergeists

Tell us more about that, I'm intrigued.

[ahaga]

My left lung has collapsed twice.

[psychomonkey62]

Here's an interesting fact: I hate frontlumps.

[joker4u]

Also, the laughing sun baby from the teletubies is my cousin!

no way that baby was so fucking cute how old is he or she now

[frontlumps]

tvs and radios get randomly turned on
doors randomly close
I've heard footsteps when nobody but me was home
things have been thrown across a room a few times

[Trent215]

I can fly


I'm sure that's cooler than anything else you guys can do so....

/thread

[Eisbaer]

I'm banned from switching lights on/off wherever I go, I always blow the bulb/sometimes the fuse.
I can't swim.
I have abnormal black eyes.
When I was 9, me n'the lads in my neighborhood used to have street boxing matches.
I started smoking at 10.
I have an odd attraction towards Kate Bush.
Cooked onions scare me.

[Amadeus]

I can't stand eating raw onions, bell peppers or celery.

I personally feel that cottage cheese - in any form - is one of the nastiest foods in the world.

I can drink two weight gain shakes, eat a double whopper with mayonnaise, cheese and a large order of fries and then eat two bowl-fulls of ice cream, finally having 3/4 of a Family Size bag of Doritos that night (to the point of wanting to puke), half an hour before bed and still not gain any weight whatsoever. This wouldn't be a bad thing if I weren't so scrawny.

I have a big, fat cock.

[jeffbillyjeff]

I can't stand eating raw onions, bell peppers or celery.

I personally feel that cottage cheese - in any form - is one of the nastiest foods in the world.

I can drink two weight gain shakes, eat a double whopper with mayonnaise, cheese and a large order of fries and then eat two bowl-fulls of ice cream, finally having 3/4 of a Family Size bag of Doritos that night (to the point of wanting to puke), half an hour before bed and still not gain any weight whatsoever. This wouldn't be a bad thing if I weren't so scrawny.

I have a big, fat cock.

Me too, try drinking oils, veggy, olive, etc. Drink a good 20oz a day. I did it to win a bet... also I ate 4 packs of ramen noodles a day (be sure to use all of the "flavor packet." Eat lots of extra protein. Eat your first meal in the afternoon, and your last before bed. Make big sandwiches with alot of meat and cheese... you'll deff gain some weight.

[/Δ\]

i was sexually active at 8 years old


http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

[Mexican Seafood]

I have a thing called Synesthesia a form of it at least, in my mind music and words are represented by colours and patterns aswell as sound.

I have a twin brother, he has the same thing

Never broken a bone

[trod13]

im a gnome

[joker4u]

im a gnome

you made an account just to say that lol

[Ænema]

The left side of my face is usually always numb or has a heartbeat feeling. It feels like a fan is blowing on it constantly.
Met John Glenn (space dude) in 2nd grade.
Can always crack my left big toe on command.
Have a phobia of roller coasters.
Never broken a bone or been stung by a bee.
Have really bad paranoia.
Have really bad RLS.
Prefer to be in small groups of people.
Cock gets really big when I get hard.

[its me]

I can drink two weight gain shakes, eat a double whopper with mayonnaise, cheese and a large order of fries and then eat two bowl-fulls of ice cream, finally having 3/4 of a Family Size bag of Doritos that night (to the point of wanting to puke), half an hour before bed and still not gain any weight whatsoever. This wouldn't be a bad thing if I weren't so scrawny.

I have a big, fat cock.

Me too, .

:squint::squint::squint: not cool

[Dally]

-I can put my legs behind my head
-I was born with a hole in my heart
-I once got close-lined so bad with a rope that my neck was cut from ear to ear... thank god that scar went away
-My great, great, etc, Grandfather was the first white man born north of the Mississippi.
-Have only broken a bone twice--- and both times it was my left pinky from playing football.



tvs and radios get randomly turned on
doors randomly close
I've heard footsteps when nobody but me was home
things have been thrown across a room a few times


Serious? Same friggen things happen to me at my parents house. The weirdest part about shit getting thrown across the room?? It was POPCORN!!! Both my brother and I have had popcorn thrown at us when we were home alone in the basement.

[Deep Cover]

I am polite and rarely late.

[CandyMandy]

I have blond pubs

[Amadeus]

Me too, try drinking oils, veggy, olive, etc. Drink a good 20oz a day. I did it to win a bet... also I ate 4 packs of ramen noodles a day (be sure to use all of the "flavor packet." Eat lots of extra protein. Eat your first meal in the afternoon, and your last before bed. Make big sandwiches with alot of meat and cheese... you'll deff gain some weight.

When I make ramen, I make two packages at a time. I've currently run out, but I usually have that twice a day (each bowl being over 1,000 calories).

[its me]

When I make ramen, I make two packages at a time. I've currently run out, but I usually have that twice a day (each bowl being over 1,000 calories).

i make the best ramen ever. ever. tell me to make a sandwhich, great, but tell me to make you a bowl of ramen, and ill fuckin do it.

[trod13]

you made an account just to say that lol

no no i just discovered the ebaums world muahaha

[bangarang]

I have 6 tanlines on my body.

edit: idk if i already said that luls

[Spunkmunky]

When I have a hard on, I can lay back and it touches my belly button!
:raiseeyeb

[seb619]

I'm cool.
I somehow do not have a girlfriend (if you knew me in real life you would be like WTF too).
I take forever to do homework for some reason.
I dunno what i am going to do once i am all done with school/college.
I could care less about how big a girls rack is unless its flat out flat.
I like school in some ways.
I'm very talented at basketball but i can never seem to prove this to people i do not know well.
I want to change up some of my friends, but its complicated.
I post on the EBWF

[Yuseke]

I am standing outside of your bedroom window.





ALL OF YOU!

[Total Madman]

- When I get in the shower, I let the mirrors steam up in the bathroom first because I'm disgusted by how skinny I am lol
- I act like a comedian because it's the only way to get people to like me
- I cry myself to sleep sometimes because I hate myself
- I drink 4 cans of Coca Cola a day
- Chronic depression runs in my family
- I'm 19 and have to permanently take beta-blockers

[Yuseke]

- I'm 19 and have to permanently take beta-blockers

That sucks man. I'd love to get into some good betas.

[Total Madman]

That sucks man. I'd love to get into some good betas.

Yeah I was dying to get into Halo 3 but my doctor said NO

[Solaris]

- When I get in the shower, I let the mirrors steam up in the bathroom first because I'm disgusted by how skinny I am lol
- I act like a comedian because it's the only way to get people to like me
- I cry myself to sleep sometimes because I hate myself
- I drink 4 cans of Coca Cola a day
- Chronic depression runs in my family
- I'm 19 and have to permanently take beta-blockers

Whoops. Life went a big tits up for you. Ah well. Make something of it.

[dcam0326]

- I memorize my close relatives license plates.
- Whenever I use the microwave I put the timer on 19/29/39/49/59 etc.
- Someone once covered my entire body in lube........ minty.

[Mattjam]

For some reason when I pause a T.V. show (Tivo ftw) mid-word, I always complete the word (or sentence if I know what it is).
I have 10 fingernails.
I do not find sup bro amusing at all.

[psychomonkey62]

i make the best ramen ever. ever. tell me to make a sandwhich, great, but tell me to make you a bowl of ramen, and ill fuckin do it.

Same. Usually I'll say "Fuck off!" if my freind or someone tells me to make them food, but I'll do it if it's Ramen.

:squint::squint::squint: not cool

You're not Mr. Larkin.....:squint:

[amputechture]

When I have a hard on, I can lay back and it touches my belly button!
:raiseeyeb

:wah::wah:
no

[Rambler]

I can snap with my ring fingers, and middle fingers, and fast, I usually do this when I'm bored, drives everyone nuts.

[plaincrazy]

I can do the wave with my stomach.
My ears are stretched to a size six.
I've never dyed my hair.
I love to bake.

[Spunkmunky]

:wah::wah:
no

:lmao:
That's a bad thing???

[Death_Revenant]

My mother is blind.

I have strange fibers in my muscles, it was a problem when I was young but now It actually makes me stronger. The doctors don't understand it, but they say it has something to do with the neutral release of some chemicals by the muscles, this makes me have extreme endurance. I can do upwards of 200 pushups. After that I'm sore for days.

I was born in Peru, speak spanish, pick up chicks that way.

I play soccer and my coach says he has never seen anybody kick the ball as hard as I can.

My biggest secret is that I use nose strips after showers ones a week. It's 15 minutes noone can see me.

I am SO fucking vain and I care about how I look constantly and my hair has to be perfect. I'm not metro, i'm actually very manly.

[Amadeus]

When I have a hard on, I can lay back and it touches my belly button!
:raiseeyeb

If I lay mine over my stomach, it goes past my belly button. :wave:

[Dally]

- I memorize my close relatives license plates.
- Whenever I use the microwave I put the timer on 19/29/39/49/59 etc.
- Someone once covered my entire body in lube........ minty.

I'm weird about the microwave too..... I can't put it on normal numbers like 10, 15, 20, a minute, etc. It has to be 11, 17, 23, 1:01, doesn't really matter what the number is as long as it isn't a multiple of 5/10.


Oh... and I don't flush the toilet with my hand. I have to use my foot, even in my own house.

[RapStar]

I have strange fibers in my muscles, it was a problem when I was young but now It actually makes me stronger. The doctors don't understand it, but they say it has something to do with the neutral release of some chemicals by the muscles, this makes me have extreme endurance. I can do upwards of 200 pushups. After that I'm sore for days.

I was born in Peru, speak spanish, pick up chicks that way.

I play soccer and my coach says he has never seen anybody kick the ball as hard as I can.



yo thats pretty dope right there, are you jacked or are you average size and appearance? i wanna hear about more of you feats of strength and endurance


yeah man, peace to peru

[CandyMandy]

Oh... and I don't flush the toilet with my hand. I have to use my foot, even in my own house.

That's funny. I do that too and once flung my shoe off and over the stall door.

[GoGoGooManGo]

I Witnessed a Child's Possible First Traumatic Moment Today.

[Dally]

That's funny. I do that too and once flung my shoe off and over the stall door.

hahah
I was driving back from Calgary a few years ago and stopped at this one place to use the bathroom. There was a button on the wall to flush the toilet, so I pressed my foot against it... except the button got stuck in the little grooves on the bottom of my shoe... so I was in the bathroom with my foot stuck to the wall, and standing on one leg. No effing way was I taking my shoe off in a public bathroom though. :lol:

[Amadeus]

I was driving back from Calgary a few years ago and stopped at this one place to use the bathroom. There was a button on the wall to flush the toilet, so I pressed my foot against it... except the button got stuck in the little grooves on the bottom of my shoe... so I was in the bathroom with my foot stuck to the wall, and standing on one leg. No effing way was I taking my shoe off in a public bathroom though. :lol:

So, what's the moral of the story?

[Gunned Down]

I Witnessed a Child's Possible First Traumatic Moment Today.

fuck i lol'd

[Dally]

So, what's the moral of the story?

Don't flush

[psychomonkey62]

Don't flush

Makes sense.

[Short_Stack]

k, here it goes:

-I'm mixed with 11 different nationalities...that i know of
-i can crack every crackable bone from my shoulders down to my knuckles (all knuckles) and the bones in my thumbs(the one closest to the wrist). i can also pop my hips, knees, ankles, toes, neck and entire back. i do that just about every morning and several times through out the day
-i can move the tendons off of the first knuckle of both my middle fingers by making a fist.
-i can grab and move the tendons near the wrist on my inner forearm
-most of my fingers are "double jointed"
-i can pick things up with my toes
-i can do this weird popping thing with the toes on my right foot
-i'm so short, that i can stand on the kitchen counter and my head still does not touch the ceiling(standard height for counter and ceiling in my apartment)
-i'm really flexible
-i have to(and have had to since i was 2) reorganize any art supplies i have into the "right" order(warm colors to cool colors, then browns, then white, then grays then blacks)
-i'm still a bit afraid of the dark
-i have to sleep with the radio on
-i dont know how to swim
-i hate things that fly and flutter, especially butterflies and moths
-the word custard makes me want to throw up

if i think of anything else....lol, i'll let you know

[OvaryAssassin]

every time i take a piss i try to flush the toilet so that at the exact moment the water runs down the drain i have finished pissing.

it hardly ever works

[cbm]

i can understand german fluently and read it fluently but can barely speak it >.<

[psychomonkey62]

every time i take a piss i try to flush the toilet so that at the exact moment the water runs down the drain i have finished pissing.

it hardly ever works

Your toilet is slightly yellow all the time, isn't it?

Anyhow, I'm really obsessed with how my hair looks. I don't know why. Well, not really obsessed. But I care about it a lot.

Oh, and I use moisturizer for my face and hands after I shower. They get so dry.....

[plaincrazy]

-i'm still a bit afraid of the dark
-i have to sleep with the radio on
-i dont know how to swim
-i hate things that fly and flutter, especially butterflies and moths


Samesies! It's like we're soulmates or something.

[Spunkmunky]

k, here it goes:

-i'm so short, that i can stand on the kitchen counter and my head still does not touch the ceiling(standard height for counter and ceiling in my apartment)
-i'm really flexible

if i think of anything else....lol, i'll let you know

Talents, in my humble opinion!
:wave:

You forgot the cutest fuckin' cheeky smile in the forums!!!
:ahhh:

[Short_Stack]

Samesies! It's like we're soulmates or something.

sweet. let's go make out. :raiseeyeb
i kid
hahahahahaha.

Talents, in my humble opinion!
:wave:

You forgot the cutest fuckin' cheeky smile in the forums!!!
:ahhh:

thank ya, thank ya :D

EDIT: some things i remembered...

-i hate all odd numbers except the number 9 and all of its multiples and products
-i can zone out at a moments notice
-i am an intelligent underachiever (i always make A's and B's, but it seems like i hardly do anything)
- i'm left handed, but i can only use scissors with my right hand
-the first time i ever used a gun, i was 11, and i am a pretty damn good shot

[Death_Revenant]

yo thats pretty dope right there, are you jacked or are you average size and appearance? i wanna hear about more of you feats of strength and endurance


yeah man, peace to peru

Yeah, I'm pretty buff. Not bulky, but really well built, lean wise.

[Thumbsucker]

I am utterly repulsed by ketchup and mayonnaise
I am very good at Guitar Hero and Rock Band because of Band
I work at GameStop, the easiest place to steal from but have never stolen from it
I didn't poop in a toilet until I was 12
I am the 6th generation of my name (not same middle name)
I have big feet

[jeffbillyjeff]

I am utterly repulsed by ketchup and mayonnaise
I am very good at Guitar Hero and Rock Band because of Band
I work at GameStop, the easiest place to steal from but have never stolen from it
I didn't poop in a toilet until I was 12
I am the 6th generation of my name (not same middle name)
I have big feet


What? Please repeat.

[Leumas]

oohh, lets see (off the top of my head)

- i was adopted from South Korea.
- i have a cleft lip and pallet
- i have to look at the keyboard to type
- chicken pox as a kid left a scar that looks like a knife stab wound
- my first tooth was knocked out by my brother throwing a rotten apple at my face while riding around the yard in his go-kart
- i have a hip bone in my mouth (surgery to correct my cleft pallet)
- after the surgery i had to learn how to walk again (fucking weird)
- im 18 and ive been to Italy and Greece
- although i smoke weed, all my epiphanies and philosophical revelations come when im sober
- im truly a good person. just all around good person. seriously.
- i have a secret crush on Tea Leoni
- i cant gain weight to save my life (im skinny)
- i play poker equally well, if not better while drunk/high
- im a mouth breather (from cleft pallet i think)
- ive had braces 3 times, and still have them on, and will have them on for another year (mind you im 18) (its from the cleft lip)
- im really good at math and physics, but im interested in psychology and philosophy
- im an atheist but i do think religion has a place in this world (some people NEED it... get over it. although most ppl dont need religion)

if i think of more, i'll add em later

- i dont dream
- i need 10+ hours of sleep a day
- i hate black and white movies
- i rarely get headaches
- i never cared as a lil kid, but now im OCD about my hands being clean
- im a pretty ugly person, but people say i have a decent personality, so...
- i have high standards in a girl, even though im ugly, lol
- i volunteer for community service
- i rarely get stressed out about anything
- i dont yell/scream. Ever. i cant
- my left eyebrow grows weird and gets pointy kinda like http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39596000/jpg/_39596975_hemmings_203.jpg only not as exaggerated

[OvaryAssassin]

Your toilet is slightly yellow all the time, isn't it?



no because i drink over 2 gallons of water a day and im perfectly hydrated, so my pee comes out white.

yellow pee is a sign of dehydration and infertility, so i suggest you drink moar, nao.

[iBmx]

oohh, lets see (off the top of my head)

- i was adopted from South Korea.
- i have a cleft lip and pallet
- i have to look at the keyboard to type
- chicken pox as a kid left a scar that looks like a knife stab wound
- my first tooth was knocked out by my brother throwing a rotten apple at my face while riding around the yard in his go-kart
- i have a hip bone in my mouth (surgery to correct my cleft pallet)
- after the surgery i had to learn how to walk again (fucking weird)
- im 18 and ive been to Italy and Greece
- although i smoke weed, all my epiphanies and philosophical revelations come when im sober
- im truly a good person. just all around good person. seriously.
- i have a secret crush on Tea Leoni
- i cant gain weight to save my life (im skinny)
- i play poker equally well, if not better while drunk/high
- im a mouth breather (from cleft pallet i think)
- ive had braces 3 times, and still have them on, and will have them on for another year (mind you im 18) (its from the cleft lip)
- im really good at math and physics, but im interested in psychology and philosophy
- im an atheist but i do think religion has a place in this world (some people NEED it... get over it. although most ppl dont)

if i think of more, i'll add em later

- i dont dream
- i need 10+ hours of sleep a day

me and you are really alike, except i suck at math, i have a normal mouth ( no offence), and im 15

uhm i can lose up to 2 pounds in a day and i can gain them back but i can never just gain or lose weight

im not ticklish

i think i have a little ocd in me

im afraid of failure

and my expectations are always way too high:dunce:

[Leumas]

me and you are really alike, except i suck at math, i have a normal mouth ( no offence), and im 15

uhm i can lose up to 2 pounds in a day and i can gain them back but i can never just gain or lose weight

im not ticklish

i think i have a little ocd in me

im afraid of failure

and my expectations are always way too high:dunce:

you have a secret crush on tea leoni as well?

[Stoink]

I hate hot weather. I love winter when it's a dry cloudy day and the temperature is about -5°C. I wish it were like that every day.

When I shower in the morning, I don't wait for the water to get hot before getting in. The initial burst of cold water wakes me up.

I always did below average at school and I failed college, yet my IQ is high. The problem is I find it very hard to concentrate on things that don't really interest me.

I move about a lot in my sleep and I have woken up on the floor several times with no memory of falling out of bed

I'm afraid of spiders to the point where I check the walls of my room at night to make sure there aren't any in my room before turning the light off. I also shake my shoes before putting them on and shake any clothes that have been on the floor.

I walk 7 miles a day 5 days a week, yet I find it very hard to loose weight.

As a kid I suffered from epilepsy

Also, as a kid I have a vivid memory of finding a small dinosaur like reptile under a rock in my grandmas garden.

When I was 17 I had 11 driving lessons before my driving instructor told me I was probably ready for my test. I put in for my theory test but was unable to make it on the day. They refused to give me a refund so I just gave up on driving all together.

I'm not easily addicted to stuff. When I was 14 I tried smoking for about a week. It did nothing for me so I stopped doing it and have never felt the need to do it since. Also when I was at college I went through a phase where I experimented with a few drugs. Mainly weed but I also did ecstasy a few times, shrooms and even a tiny little bit of coke once. And although I had some of the best nights of my life doing them, I have absolutely no desire to try them again. I also don't drink very often even though I enjoy being drunk.

I've just realised that I give into peer pressure very easily too.

[TheEdgeMc]

My height is 666, thats 6FT 6inch and 0.6 of an inch

[theC]

I crashed into a drunk guy on a bike with my car 5 years ago and killed him. It was his fault, I wasn't charged.
I burned down my house while playing with a lighter when I was 6 years old
My kindergarten teacher molested me. I've only told friends, but it never bothered me and when I got older, I realized she was cute so I'm actually okay with it.
When I was 12 I was once mowing the lawn and saw an injured bird in the grass. Instead of helping it, I ran over it with the mower.
I had my first joint at age 9
After a night of heavy drinking 2 years ago, my ex gf and I passed out on the bed. That night I puked in the bed, but convinced her in the morning that she had done it.
I mailed a death threat to Nancy Grace.
I routinely jump out of taxis without paying... haven't been caught yet.
I like to make shit up. Everything above this point was made up. everything below it is completely true. Sorry, I'm not that interesting.
I do the random time microwave thing too
I am very socially liberal
I am a proud Canadian
I've been to 7 Canadian provinces, 34 US states and 18 countries.
I'm deathly afraid of unsecured heights
I've had open heart surgery
I spend too much time on this forum

[Amadeus]

i drink over 2 gallons of water a day and im perfectly hydrated, so my pee comes out white.

Drinking water is the coolest. However, if white stuff is coming out of you, you may enjoy water a little too much. It should be clear.



-the first time i ever used a gun, i was 11, and i am a pretty damn good shot

Cool, 'cause this definitely comes in handy during a zombie apocalypse. Which type of gun did you fiyah?



-i can zone out at a moments notice


Cool! so ca - . . .

[Jesmo]

- I dont drink.
- I dont do drugs.
- I dont smoke.
- I do use antidepressants and sleeping pills though...hmm maby there's a connection.

[Amadeus]

- I dont do drugs.

- I do use antidepressants and sleeping pills though...hmm maby there's a connection.

Correction: You do prescription drugs. Just because people in white coats are dealing them to you, that doesn't mean they aren't sold to you by drug companies.

[Jesmo]

Correction: You do prescription drugs. Just because people in white coats are dealing them to you, that doesn't mean they aren't sold to you by drug companies.

Alright. I meant that I dont do drugs to get high.

e. like weed and what not. you get the idea.

[Amadeus]

Alright. I meant that I dont do drugs to get high.

e. like weed and what not. you get the idea.

Anti-depressants make you high enough not to be depressed.

Sleeping pills make you high enough to fall asleep.

Pain killers make you high enough not to feel pain.


. . .Okay, i'll stop.

[SportsFan81]

I had 6 wisdom teeth
Ive never went to a Professional game ie. MLB /NFL

[Caribbean Blue]

I had 6 wisdom teeth

FREAK!

you freak!

[Stoink]

Just remembered another one;

I once saw an old guy try to cross a road by walking between a van and the trailer it was towing. He must have been about 90 and didn't seem to notice the bar connecting the tow truck to the van. The driver didn't see this and set off dragging the old guy a good 30 meters up the road before he went under the wheels of the trailer and died in the road. The van just drove off.

It happened just before Christmas a few years ago. They shut the road off, removed the body and the police questioned people who saw it, including me.

[medalist]

i grew up in asia all my life

i'm half german/half british

i play rugby

and i train in muaythai and fight in muaythai

the only thing that can make me cry is my girlfriend

i act nothing like i look like

i had meningitis when i was 6 months old

never broke a bone in my life even with skating for 3 years, snowboarding for 5 years, fighting for 3 years and playing rugby

most people on this forum say i look like a douchebag, but idk why

i'm a huge mma fan even though i've never fought in mma

i'm obsessed with mma clothing

i can't live without chapstick

i like to drink a lot even by myself

i only drink water and alcohol

i used to be a real fatass when i was young and went through a 2 year diet to become normal again

i'm not close to my family. we barely talk about personal things

i'm obsessed with my gf

i have a really bad personal problem and i don't even know what it's called

[Caribbean Blue]

most people on this forum say i look like a douchebag, but idk why

You certainly talk like one.

[shane7x]

i can suck my own