Why You Should Never Go to a 5* Hotel?

[makhno]

Question: "What would you like to have: Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please"
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or African cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll take it black"
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead"
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

[Squeezymo]

I would have just said "all of it"

[DannyTheDonk]

I dont see a problem with choices....?

[Gunned Down]

Hai. I fucking hayt ur tread

[heidelicious]

i've heard a similar joke..but this one has a lot more choices.

[bananakingdom]

Q: would you like a blowjob or a rimjob?
A: blowjob

Q: two girls or one?
A: two girls

Q: blondes or brunettes?
A: one of each

Q: trannies or real girls?
A: trannies

[Rootraz]

So you shouldn't go to a 5 star hotel because you have nearly unlimited choices as to what you want? I'm not so sure that's a bad thing.

[SCMC]

eh, sorta funny

[kirchow]

Question: "What would you like to have: Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please"
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or African cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll take it black"
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead"
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

didn't i see that in a sports illustrated mag?
it was advertising somthing but i don't remember what