heidelicious
07-23-2008, 03:28 AM
maybe because you've done one or some of these :lol:
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The Top 13 Reasons You're Having Trouble Finding a Job
13 - You list "smokin' weed" as a hobby on the job application.
12 - Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to "pull your finger."
11 - All your answers are whispered into your ear by your sock puppet, "Socky."
10 - You're not willing to risk being downsized since you're not so sure it really doesn't refer to your penis.
9 - In your zealousness to pad, you claim 10 years of Java and 15 years of HTML.
8 - After your interview tantrums, so-called "Equal Opportunity Employers" don't seem to be buying your "Tourette's Syndrome" excuse.
7 - "Slashed co-workers with a broken coffee mug" doesn't look as impressive on your resume as you thought it would.
6 - Even though Yanni sells all those records, there's no job market for "masters of the pan flute."
5 - Small-minded employers find "alien abductions" unacceptable explanation for gaps in work history.
4 - Too much time during your interview spent discussing your jihad, not enough on how you would perform as the new personnel counselor.
3 - You show up at each interview wearing an aluminum foil suit "just in case of enemy attack."
2 - Apparently, the high-priced-gigolo-to-Daycare-worker transition is one of the tougher ones.
and the Number 1 Reason You're Having Trouble Finding a Job...
1 - Still busy looking for the real killers.
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The Top 13 Reasons You're Having Trouble Finding a Job
13 - You list "smokin' weed" as a hobby on the job application.
12 - Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to "pull your finger."
11 - All your answers are whispered into your ear by your sock puppet, "Socky."
10 - You're not willing to risk being downsized since you're not so sure it really doesn't refer to your penis.
9 - In your zealousness to pad, you claim 10 years of Java and 15 years of HTML.
8 - After your interview tantrums, so-called "Equal Opportunity Employers" don't seem to be buying your "Tourette's Syndrome" excuse.
7 - "Slashed co-workers with a broken coffee mug" doesn't look as impressive on your resume as you thought it would.
6 - Even though Yanni sells all those records, there's no job market for "masters of the pan flute."
5 - Small-minded employers find "alien abductions" unacceptable explanation for gaps in work history.
4 - Too much time during your interview spent discussing your jihad, not enough on how you would perform as the new personnel counselor.
3 - You show up at each interview wearing an aluminum foil suit "just in case of enemy attack."
2 - Apparently, the high-priced-gigolo-to-Daycare-worker transition is one of the tougher ones.
and the Number 1 Reason You're Having Trouble Finding a Job...
1 - Still busy looking for the real killers.