Dead Baby Jokes

[kirchow]

give me your worst!!!!!!!!!!

Q: whats the difference btwn 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree?
A: one dead baby nailed to ten trees!

[Rootraz]

give me your worst!!!!!!!!!!

Q: whats the difference btwn 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree?
A: one dead baby nailed to ten trees!

Wanna try that again?

[woooooooooooooo]

Q: whats the difference between a hundred dead baby's and a ferrari?
A: I dont have a ferrari in my garage

[EVO_9MR]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How do you save a baby from falling into a ditch?

With a pitchfork!

What's green, brown, slimy and crawls up your leg?

a homesick abortion

[Venom888]

Ok heres one.

Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can... a live one at the bottom.

Whats worse than that.... he has to eat his way to the top to live.

Whats worse than that.... he goes back for seconds.

[OleMissRbl]

Whats the difference between fucking your grandmother, and fucking a baby?
-->Your grandmother doesn't die afterwards

How do you make a man pregnant?
--> Shove a dead baby up his ass

What do you get when you see a baby get run over by a lawnmower?
-->An erection

[Sambo Speed]

What's blue and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby without arm bands.

(the thread title kind of gives away the punchline)

[Edgecrusher]

give me your worst!!!!!!!!!!

Q: whats the difference btwn 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree?
A: one dead baby nailed to ten trees!

holyfuck, this could be sig worthy.

[Rangus]

What's blue and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby without arm bands.

(the thread title kind of gives away the punchline)

No its

Whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed floaties

Whats red and orange and floats on the top of a pool?

Floties with baby slashed

[BlueQuarter]

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

Tortilla chips.

[kirchow]

holyfuck, this could be sig worthy.

hahaha! its funny...lol

[ThePope#15]

hahaha! its funny...lol
...I don't think you get why he sigged it. Now that's funny.

[Peer_Pwnage]

holyfuck, this could be sig worthy.

no you could be

[kirchow]

...I don't think you get why he sigged it. Now that's funny.

what? whats so funny about it?

the mix up between numerical and alphabetical expressions of the digits?

[vtsquire]

Why do you wrap dead babies in duct tape?
so they dont pop when you fuck em

Whats the best part of fucking a dead baby girl?
flip her over and it's just like fucking a dead baby boy!

How many dead babies can you fit in a freezer?
brb

whats the best part about having dead babies in your fridge?
veal

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I dont cum on an apple before I take a bite out of it.

[Rootraz]

what? whats so funny about it?

the mix up between numerical and alphabetical expressions of the digits?

You worded it really bad. That's why I posted what I posted at first in this thread.It shouldn't be "What's the difference"

[Run You Down]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Well, that depends how hard you throw them.