Yo momma jokes

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Yo momma is so fat her ass has it's own goverment

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Yo momma is so fat she iron's her underwear on the driveway

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Your momma's so dumb that when she drove up to a sign that says "do not pass" she turned around and went home.

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Yo momma is so old she sat next to jesus in the 4th grade

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Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry,no professional's"

[Proph]

Yo mamas so dumb, the dumb bitch forgot to tell your dad to use a rubber.

And here you are.

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Yo momma is so ugly when its halloween the goverment make her trick or treat on the phone for the publics safety

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away half the stock because she thought they were W's

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Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment

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Yo momma's so stupid, she wipes her ass before she takes a shit

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Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic

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Yo momma is so old,when i told her to act her age the bitch died

[Sambo Speed]

Wow, 8 posts in a row, niccce.

Yo Momma's so fat when she goes sunbathing, Greenpeace turn up and try to roll her back into the sea.

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Yo momma is so ugly that i heard that your dad met her at the dog pound

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Yo momma is so stupid she invented the solar powered torch (richard is gay)

[Sambo Speed]

Yo momma's so stupid she doesn't know who Richard is.

(Who's Richard?)

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so Yo momma's so fat, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
(he's a cool kid)

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Yo momma's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight

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Yo momma's like a doorknob,everyone get's their turn

[PokemonMaster]

You post alot.

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You post alot.
yeah i do i have alot of spare time on my hands............. and im constantly bored

[RogueGhost]

Fail

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(I will never come to the humor forum again...)

[Latarian_Milton]

Your mom's so fat she died.

[Amadeus]

Yo mama so fat, she walked into a restaurant, looked at the menu, handed it back to the waiter and said "Okay."

[Latarian_Milton]

Yo mama so fat, she walked into a restaurant, looked at the menu, handed it back to the waiter and said "Okay."

AHAHAHHAHA this is prolly one of the best ive heard in a while:lmao:

[longstoryshort]

yo momma so fat she got more chins than a chinise phone book

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your momma so fat she put a yellow coat on and ur friend thought his taxi was here

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yo momma so fat she needs two watches one for each time zone

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your momma so fat she got smaller fat people orbiting her

[vtsquire]

to momma so fat when she leans back she goes "beep...beep....beep"

Yo momma like a used car, she need a wax job and you know hella people hit it.

Thanks for insulting my momma... but if you want my comeback, youre gonna have to get it off of your mom's face first.

[Run You Down]

Yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.

[RogueGhost]

Stop With The Multiple Posting!!!!!!!! Put All Your Fag Jokes In One Post You Post Whores!!!!

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all i heard then was im gay

[Col. Angus]

your momma's so fat:
her blood-type is rocky road
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

[dcam0326]

Yo mommas so dumb, she posts 8 times in a row when theres an edit button.

[BlueQuarter]

Yo mama's teeth are soo yellow. I can't believe it's not butter!

[Nap]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention

[John_macmahon]

Yo momma so ugly, she can't visit a zoo without being chased by zoo keepers armed with tranquilizer guns

[John_macmahon]

Yo momma is so stupid, she gave birth to you

[John_macmahon]

Yo momma is so fat, fat people love to take pictures with her

[John_macmahon]

yo momma is so fat, she pisses milkshakes

[John_macmahon]

yo momma is so fat, she makes America look like Somalia

[John_macmahon]

Yo momma is so ugly, seeing her smile's worse than seeing 2 girl's and one cup

[particlephysics]

you have some weak ass yo mama jokes. Yo mamas are so fat even Bush ask her to block the mexican border. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she broke it and every other toilet in the house.

[flurry]

Yo momma's like a doorknob,everyone get's their turn

Shit you have a lot of posts in here.

You know what sucks worse than all of your Yo momma jokes?

Yo momma.

[cleve1212]

yo momma so hairy that Bigfoot takes pictures of her

yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X shirt helicopters tried to land on her

[dudeinanigloo]

All the bad grammar in this thread is giving me a brain aneurism.

But hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?

Yo mamma is so fat, she invented a new pant size.

[particlephysics]

Yo mama so fat she created a country called "The Republic of one".

[Cur67]

Get off of MOMMAS!

( there's probably a few drunk Portuguese sailors getting off of
YOUR MOMMA , right now!)

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Get off of MOMMAS!

( there's probably a few drunk Portuguese sailors getting off of
YOUR MOMMA , right now!)

That's okay, yo momma's so big you can't climb on top of her to get off her.

By the way, yo momma don't need a hook.

YouTube - HEAVY VEE - I DON'T NEED A HOOK - OFFICIAL VERSION

[Cur67]

You inhuman bastard.

What has been seen . . .

[XxDazedxX]

your mom is so pretty i wanna be like her when i grow up.
your mom is so black i hope she didn't suffer and racism in school.
your mom is so typical she knows this joke will be about her.

[supajb]

Yo mommas so fat, last time she wore an x-files tshirt a helicopter landed on her

[particlephysics]

Yo mama so fat she uses her has ass to do the talking and walking

[particlephysics]

Yo mama so fat when she farted she was able to power the whole us with electricity for a year.

[particlephysics]

yo mama so fat when she turned around its already next year. Yo mama so ugly she made gynecologist cry. Yo mama is so fat she created a black hole from her mouth. Yo mama is Poor she had eat used food.

[particlephysics]

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the ocean for a swim a baby whale calf though she was her mother

[Roxtar]

Yo mama so fat she uses her has ass to do the talking and walking

Yo mama so fat when she farted she was able to power the whole us with electricity for a year.

yo mama so fat when she turned around its already next year. Yo mama so ugly she made gynecologist cry. Yo mama is so fat she created a black hole from her mouth. Yo mama is Poor she had eat used food.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the ocean for a swim a baby whale calf though she was her mother

Not only was that a fucking quadruple post, it was also probably the worst 7 Yo Momma jokes in this entire thread. Give it a rest, pal.

[Warcry]

Yo momma is so fat that she can bump this thread.









:dunce: amidoingitright?

[Cretan]

I dunno if this has been used yet, but its one I use often:

"Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs."

also

"Yo momma so fat, the bitch walked out side in high heels and struck oil."

[particlephysics]

Roxtars mama was so fat you he was born 280 lb.

[Roxtar]

Roxtars mama was so fat you he was born 280 lb.

How did you know my mom is dead?!

P.S. - I wish I was 280lbs. so I could peel bitch's bananas back and mash they muh'fuckin' potatoes - AT WILL! You figgadeal me?

[SATAN_WORSHIP]

Your momma sweats while crapping.

[particlephysics]

yo mama so stupid she went to sewage treatment plant as a toileT. Yo mama so fat African children tried to hunt her.

[The Brain]

yo mama so stupid she went to sewage treatment plant as a toileT. Yo mama so fat African children tried to hunt her.

your jokes suck and you're a fag

[Leesin]

particlephysics mother is so fat when she stepped in the road I tried to go around her but I ran out of gas.

particlephysics mother is so fat when I climbed on top of her I burnt my arse on the lightbulb, when I tried to get off of her i rolled over 3 times and was still on top.

[Stoink]

Yo momma is so fat, there is a serious risk of her developing type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol. She needs to go see a doctor immediately and discuss possible weight loss/dieting options before it's too late. I wish both you and your mother the very best of luck at this difficult time.


imidoinitright?

[particlephysics]

your mommas are so fat she had you as a baby just to eat you.