dad jokes

[Xilence]

your dad is so dumb, he had to get a license to go to the supermarket

your dad is so fat, he has to use all 4 doors of the car to get in

your dad is so ugly, he shaves with a bag over his head

[woooooooooooooo]

Your dad so fat when he jumped into the sea the whales sang "we are family"
(the thread is basically the same as mine but with word momma replaced with dad)