E.B Joke.. < < < Promising you the lulz

[BlueQuarter]

This one time in history 3 ladies all died at the same time..
A Hooker, a Housewife and a Nun.

They all arrive at heavens gate and Saint Peter tells them
"Okay ladies, before you go into heaven... You can have sex one final time."

They all come to an understanding.

St. P asks the Hooker, would you like to have a guy with a 12 , 6, or 1 inch dick.
Hooker says "Well, since I've been around the block since I was 18.. I'll take the 12 inch dick" So, St. P looks all around and says "Ahh.. Elvis Prestley! Come here my lad, meet this fine young lady." So the 2 go behind a curtain onto a cloud and start to fuck...

St. P asks the Hooker, would you like to have a guy with a 12 , 6, or 1 inch dick. Housewife says "Well, since I've only been having sex once every 2 weeks, I'll take the 6 inch." So, St. P looks all around and says "Ahh..Heath Ledger! Come here my lad, meet this fine young lady." So the 2 go behind a curtain over onto a cloud and start to fuck...

So Finally, St. P asks the Nun "Sister, would you like to have a guy with a 12 , 6, or 1 inch dick. Nun says "Well, since I've never had sex before, I'll take the guy with the 1 inch dick." So, St. P looks all around...

and around.......... and around........ and puts on binocoluars and looks into the deepest parts of heaven to no avail..

St. Peter says "Oh damn! Sorry! We're still waiting for Eric Bauman to die."







ouch

[Yuseke]

Eh.......I chuckled.

[Kaije]

nice.

10nices.

[IGneois]

fuck you i will never die

[kirchow]

I has a similar one

three guys die and go to heaven...
the gate keeper stops them and says:
"you will live in heaven, but you can only under one condition- you must run through the room and dodge the flying ducks...should you be hit by one, you'll marry an ugly woman."

so the first goes in and gets hit by a duck and gets paired with an ugly girl
the same process occurs for the second

the third guy runs in and makes it to the end of the room and when he doesn't get hit by a duck, he finds a really hot girl waiting for him so he says "what did I do to deserve you!?!"

and she says "nothing, I just got hit by a duck"

[Taken]

2/10

:squint:

[PSUbolwer]

3 midgets are walking down the street when they pass the headquarters for the Guiness Book of World Records. This prompts one of the midgets to take a look at his hands and say to the others, "You know what? I bet I have the smallest hands in the world. I'm going in to find out."

Sure enough, the midget comes back out with a big smile and a certificate stating he has the smallest hands in the world. The 2nd midget then takes a look at his feet and says to the others, "I bet I have the smallest feet in the world."

He goes in, comes back out with a big smile and a certificate of his own. Not to be outdone, the last midget states with pride, "I'll bet I have the smallest dick in the world."

He goes in and comes back out with a very dejected look on his face. "No record?", the other 2 midgets ask. "No..", he replies,"..but I'd sure like to know who the hell this Eric Bauman guy is."

[John_macmahon]

therefore ugly people are luckiest people in heaven. that suckx big time

[particlephysics]

I find this joke is more about masculinity than about an actual joke