The_Canadian
08-04-2008, 12:42 AM
Wow Xbox Live is full of nuts, you have to read this story. But I'll present it in point form, so you don't ask for tl;dr
-Joined a game of GTA4 online, ranked team deathmatch. The host didn't have a mic and wanted to play Alderney with autoaim on and peds+traffic set to high. He got kicked 30 sec after I joined.
-The host that was chosen was me, fpr great justice I put auto aim off, made map Algonquin and traffic to medium with ped to low.
-While I was doing this, 2 guys started to argue. It seems that they've been arguing for a long time, way before I joined the game.
-One guy was crazy, he said that he has never lost a game of GTA4, that he loves the game. The other guy was talking shit about him. One guy told the other that he was going to rape his family, the other told him that he was gonna dominate him when the match starts.
-in the middle of this a kid joins. He talks into the mic, and one of the guys arguing says that he "sounds like mickey mouse of crack." He left the game.
-game starts.
-The guy on the other team was crazy. He thought that it was a real war or something, and he was a commander. He was like "Go, fight, keep pushing forward!" He took it real serious. We are losing by atleast 1200 points.
-10 min into the game we are around 300 points closer. He told his troops "don't run away, I'm the only one on the front lines! Stay and fight, they are catching up!"
-We are accused of having a lag switch.
-15 min into the game, we have around 1000 more points than them. He says "come on guys, if we atleast get 4 kills before we die we can catch up!"
-1 minute till the end of the game. He was like "you guys'll probably win, but I'm sure I can take you on 1 on 1. I would kick your ass." The other guy goes "yeah you fucktard go and do that I thought you said that your elite team would dominate us."
-We win.
-After the game he keeps talking shit about how we're using cheap guns and cars. We had a lagswitch too.
All in all, it was teh funneh.
-Joined a game of GTA4 online, ranked team deathmatch. The host didn't have a mic and wanted to play Alderney with autoaim on and peds+traffic set to high. He got kicked 30 sec after I joined.
-The host that was chosen was me, fpr great justice I put auto aim off, made map Algonquin and traffic to medium with ped to low.
-While I was doing this, 2 guys started to argue. It seems that they've been arguing for a long time, way before I joined the game.
-One guy was crazy, he said that he has never lost a game of GTA4, that he loves the game. The other guy was talking shit about him. One guy told the other that he was going to rape his family, the other told him that he was gonna dominate him when the match starts.
-in the middle of this a kid joins. He talks into the mic, and one of the guys arguing says that he "sounds like mickey mouse of crack." He left the game.
-game starts.
-The guy on the other team was crazy. He thought that it was a real war or something, and he was a commander. He was like "Go, fight, keep pushing forward!" He took it real serious. We are losing by atleast 1200 points.
-10 min into the game we are around 300 points closer. He told his troops "don't run away, I'm the only one on the front lines! Stay and fight, they are catching up!"
-We are accused of having a lag switch.
-15 min into the game, we have around 1000 more points than them. He says "come on guys, if we atleast get 4 kills before we die we can catch up!"
-1 minute till the end of the game. He was like "you guys'll probably win, but I'm sure I can take you on 1 on 1. I would kick your ass." The other guy goes "yeah you fucktard go and do that I thought you said that your elite team would dominate us."
-We win.
-After the game he keeps talking shit about how we're using cheap guns and cars. We had a lagswitch too.
All in all, it was teh funneh.