Hangin Down...

[The_Jag]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Roy, moved to Texas.

Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,

"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Roy stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back
into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice any thing
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!"

Furious, Roy yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"


"Nope", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEWBOOTS!!!!"



Without changing her expression, Margaret replied……………………………..




"Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat."

[Peer_Pwnage]

I was like huh, then I was like OH, then I was like meh.

[Kaije]

i think i get it, but i don't care because it sucked anyways. you used to post such good jokes. what happened?