cj15206
08-10-2008, 07:23 AM
I'm somewhat partial to doctor jokes. Because of their stupidity, ego, and greed for money, they almost killed my dad, who was in a diabetic coma. In fact, the doctors didn't think my dad would make it. But, my dad survived, and he now makes fun of the doctors during his diabetes lectures. :)
Here are some quick jokes I came up with while I was taking care of my dad.
Q: How do you increase the IQ of a hobo in 5 seconds?
A: Dress him in a doctor's white coat and put a stethoscope around his neck.
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Patient: Hey, doc, why are you running more tests?
Doctor: Sorry, but you may have Alzheimer's.
Patient: Hey, doc, why are you running more tests?
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Patient: Hey, Doc, I hear you're a miracle worker. Will I be able to sing opera after the surgery?
Doctor: Yes, of course -- don't worry about it.
Patient: Wow, Doc -- you ARE a miracle worker! I've never been able to sing worth a lick!
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Q: Whaddaya call a drug pusher who wears a white coat?
A: A doctor.
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Patient: Hey, doc, why are you running more tests?
Doctor: My wife just bought a Mercedes.
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p.s. One of my videos shows my dad making fun of the doctors. I've tried to upload it several times. If you can't find it here, it's on YouTube, and it's titled: "Engineer Uses Humor to Educate About Diabetes."
p.p.s. Now, don't get me wrong! -- there are some good doctors out there. In fact, some of them have even invited my dad to come speak at their medical conferences, and others have bought quite a few of his diabetes book ("Death to Diabetes").
Here are some quick jokes I came up with while I was taking care of my dad.
Q: How do you increase the IQ of a hobo in 5 seconds?
A: Dress him in a doctor's white coat and put a stethoscope around his neck.
------------------------------------
Patient: Hey, doc, why are you running more tests?
Doctor: Sorry, but you may have Alzheimer's.
Patient: Hey, doc, why are you running more tests?
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Patient: Hey, Doc, I hear you're a miracle worker. Will I be able to sing opera after the surgery?
Doctor: Yes, of course -- don't worry about it.
Patient: Wow, Doc -- you ARE a miracle worker! I've never been able to sing worth a lick!
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Q: Whaddaya call a drug pusher who wears a white coat?
A: A doctor.
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Patient: Hey, doc, why are you running more tests?
Doctor: My wife just bought a Mercedes.
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p.s. One of my videos shows my dad making fun of the doctors. I've tried to upload it several times. If you can't find it here, it's on YouTube, and it's titled: "Engineer Uses Humor to Educate About Diabetes."
p.p.s. Now, don't get me wrong! -- there are some good doctors out there. In fact, some of them have even invited my dad to come speak at their medical conferences, and others have bought quite a few of his diabetes book ("Death to Diabetes").