PDA

View Full Version : Joke my dad told me

Nemo
08-14-2008, 01:18 PM
A few days ago, i woke up at like 5 in the morning, and my dad was watching TV, so i thought i'd join in watching.

About 10 minutes after i woke up he says:

An Irish man bought 2 fish. He named the first fish "One" and the other fish "Two". Some time later, a man questioned him on why he named he named his fish One and Two. He says "If One dies, i still have Two".

I don't know if it was the fact that he just randomly said it and/or the fact that i actually found it funny, but all that day i was laughing about it.
Imperial_Wizard
08-14-2008, 01:23 PM
Oh man...i thought this joke was leaning towards performing oral sex on a woman.
Nemo
08-14-2008, 01:24 PM
Sorry to dissapoint
iGay
08-14-2008, 04:01 PM
After i read "Irish man" i expected the joke to involve drink.

But still, not bad..
Taken
08-14-2008, 04:16 PM
5.5/10

it was aiight
BlueQuarter
08-14-2008, 04:43 PM
If I heard that at 5am, I woulda laughed.
AsHopeDies
08-14-2008, 04:54 PM
Joke your dad told me...




you're adopted.
brdispatch05
08-14-2008, 05:09 PM
Joke your dad told me...




you're adopted.

quality! front page material..
BlueQuarter
08-14-2008, 06:34 PM
Joke your dad told me...




you're adopted.

Wouldn't that mean he wasn't adopted...
Since it was a joke?



weak
John_macmahon
08-26-2008, 08:39 PM
I thought his dad's joke was about the three fish in a bar. How'd that go again Nemo?
poot
08-28-2008, 06:58 PM
"You should have been a blowjob!"

My friend's dad told him that one night.... and meant it.. even told him the story later on.
BassGuitar25
08-28-2008, 11:43 PM
If you lose two... You'd still have one.

:cool:
Nemo
08-29-2008, 11:50 AM
I thought his dad's joke was about the three fish in a bar. How'd that go again Nemo?

Three fish go into a bar and don't get served...because they're fish.
printithere
08-29-2008, 12:10 PM
Did your dad molest you after he told you that joke?
Trevi626
08-30-2008, 02:26 PM
If you lose two... You'd still have one.

:cool:

Genius.

My dad told me a newfie jke once:

Two Newfies are in a car going down a hill.
The driver says, "HOLY SHIT THE BRAKES AREN'T WORKING!"
The other says, "Don't worry, there's a stop sign ahead."

I lol'd at the time.
kam444
08-31-2008, 08:49 AM
Irish man bought 2 fish. He named the first fish "One" and the other fish "Two". Some time later, a man questioned him on why he named he named his fish One and Two. He says "If One dies,
The_Jag
09-04-2008, 01:15 AM
ha ha, I thought that was pretty good... :)