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bigman1001
08-14-2008, 10:24 PM
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, “Take the $500 Challenge”. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender says, “It’s an idea the boss came up with. There are three parts. First, you have to down an entire bottle of vodka at once, without taking a breath. Second, the boss has a pet alligator out back. You have to pull the alligator’s bad tooth. Third, the boss’s mom has a friend that lives down the street. She’s a virgin, and you have to remedy that situation”. The guy thinks about it and says, “Ok, I’ll give it a shot”. The bartender then opens a new bottle of vodka and sets it on the bar. With some difficulty, the guy downs the entire bottle. He then staggers toward the back door and exits. A couple of minutes later, the bartender begins hearing screaming, hissing, ripping, banging, and everything else coming from behind the bar. After about ten minutes, the guy comes back in. He’s bloody, his clothes are torn to shreds, and he can hardly walk. He staggers up to the bar and says, “Ok, where’s the lady that needs her tooth pulled?”

Gunned Down
08-15-2008, 02:01 AM
I hope you die a horrible death, you sick fuck.

Peer_Pwnage
08-15-2008, 03:08 AM
and thus we get
http://www.ppp.org/prod/prods/00-03-eden/animals/alligator-crawl.jpg

Taken
08-17-2008, 12:37 PM
mild lulz...

5.5/10

Sambo Speed
08-17-2008, 06:23 PM
I'll give it 7/10, but only cuz I haven't heard any funny jokes recently.

John_macmahon
08-26-2008, 08:34 PM
Im sorry, i just loll'd so hard on that one :lmao:

caught me totally off guard

joric
08-28-2008, 09:54 AM
This was a dirty joke. LOL

particlephysics
08-28-2008, 05:12 PM
not really cause when he got really drunk he dint know what he was doing