bigman1001
08-14-2008, 10:24 PM
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, “Take the $500 Challenge”. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender says, “It’s an idea the boss came up with. There are three parts. First, you have to down an entire bottle of vodka at once, without taking a breath. Second, the boss has a pet alligator out back. You have to pull the alligator’s bad tooth. Third, the boss’s mom has a friend that lives down the street. She’s a virgin, and you have to remedy that situation”. The guy thinks about it and says, “Ok, I’ll give it a shot”. The bartender then opens a new bottle of vodka and sets it on the bar. With some difficulty, the guy downs the entire bottle. He then staggers toward the back door and exits. A couple of minutes later, the bartender begins hearing screaming, hissing, ripping, banging, and everything else coming from behind the bar. After about ten minutes, the guy comes back in. He’s bloody, his clothes are torn to shreds, and he can hardly walk. He staggers up to the bar and says, “Ok, where’s the lady that needs her tooth pulled?”