Ah... Only in America

[Bergs]

This seems to be Rikis answer to everything nowadays. Nevermind the fact that the things he says this about are usually equally true for arab nations. Otherwise they are much worse

Anyway there are a few other things that can happen "only in America" For instance:

Only in America can a forum like this operate freely without censorship or fear of punishment for not agreeing with the establishment.

Only in America can a complete moron like riki express his idiotic opinion as much as intelligent people and not be killed for it.

Only in America can people freely practice whatever religion they choose

Only in America can young girls roam around free of the fear of being raped by their fathers and only in America can they wear whatever they deem appropriate (oh the horror)

(I do know that these things are true for just about every civilized nation, so dont bother pointing that out. Riki is just a fucking moron. End of story)

[Treeves]

Riki's Back.

Time to go Riki hunting :D

[Delta]

I can see the little bastard now. He is finally getting back to his computer after killing his mother and father for making him take out the garbage one too many times. He sits in his darkened basement. The light of the screen illuminating his shruken little features. A big devilish grin spreads across his face as he is about to unleash another load of his Biblical Word. All the while, the backyard has two fresh holes that are now buried.

[Unknown Souljah]

Let the bells of jingoism ring.....

[droogsteve]

Wow, jingoism. Great word. Next time you try to use an impressive word like that, run a spell check first. That way you won't have to go back and edit a six word post.:rolleyes:

[Illicit]

The cat sat on the mat.

[greeno144]

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

[Unregistered]

I edited the six word post because I didn't like what I said the first time, but thanks for the off-the-mark advice anyways.

[MrMix]

didn't read the whole post.i bow to you bergs...

[Bergs]

you're talking about america as if it was the only civilized country in the world

(I do know that these things are true for just about every civilized nation, so dont bother pointing that out. Riki is just a fucking moron. End of story)

Way to read moron

[anjroo11688]

Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America....do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking
creatures"
I thought theses ^ were prety cool, aand i might share them with u guys.

[Delta]

Only and idiot would mix Latin and English and try to make a word.

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Delta
Only and idiot would mix Latin and English and try to make a word.
shut up, you fuckin goose-stepper. get back in line with the rest.

[shade]

Hey instigator, log the fuck in.

[Instigator]

Wasn't me shade. They're right tho lol.

[Delta]

Why do you thinks hes right Inst.? Because I proved him wrong?

I have nothing against people stating their opinion, its the total stupidity that I cant put up with.

And when I prove him wrong, what does he do? He logs off and just shows how dumber he can get.

[Instigator]

Well, it was obviously a joke...so, no, you didn't prove him wrong.

[Delta]

Well, it was obviously a joke...so, no, you didn't prove him wrong. Uhhh... Ive actually heard people try to use that seriously, saying that like its in some dictionary somewhere. And until HE says it was a joke, not you, I say he was being serious. If he was really joking, then I still made a point about moron posters like Unregistered, and Rikki and the such. (Fortunately you dont fall into that category Inst....... well not yet at least :D )

[Eminem]

only in america to we have braile on drive-thru ATM machines
only in america to people order a triple dek hamburger and a diet coke.

enough

[Instigator]

Originally posted by Rikimaru

Only the American leader cannot pronounce nuclear.

yea, except for the leaders who don't speak english...........

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Rikimaru
Only in America can a Sikh be shot by typical idiot Americans who think he's a muslim. Can't even do hate crimes the right way. Only in the arab world can leaders living decadent western style lives convince idiots they will receive a harem of virgins in the afterlife if they strap an explosive belt to their stupid asses and blow up a bus.

Only in America can obvious child molesters waste the time of dozens of people despite conclusive evidence. Only in the arab world can a man beat or sexually abuse his children with no fear of punishment because they're considered nothing but his property.

Only in America do untalented idiots with no education become millionaires while hard working people struggle to make a living. Only in the arab world would the entire population still be wandering the desert in search of food and water had their entire national infrastructures not been built by American oil companies. Only in the arab world do the ruling class live in obscene opulence from this oil money while the majority are kept deliberately ignorant and poor so they can't challenge this ruling elite.

Only the American leader cannot pronounce nuclear. In the arab world it doesn't matter how the leaders pronounce anything since the people have no right to choose them anyway.

[Delta]

Only in the arab world can leaders living decadent western style lives convince idiots they will receive a harem of virgins in the afterlife if they strap an explosive belt to their stupid asses and blow up a bus.
You know I heard a funny little thing about that. Aparently there is a debate somewhere as to wether the Quo'ran said 70 white virgins or 70 white rasins. Wouldnt that be some funny shit. A-rab kills himself with a bomb and goes to "Heaven" only to find a plate of rasins waitin for him!

[Instigator]

Good points, steve, but unfortunately there are lots of other places besides the arab world where you can treat your kids as property, for example.

But yea, riki stfu.

[BigMattTheHobo]

Ahh, one thing that unites us all, putting riki in his place.

[Delta]

I call him Kermit now.

[Instigator]

Hey Rikimaru

FTP with all the tools you need to hack into the US government's infrastructure (http://www.ctw.org/sesamestreet/)

[Delta]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Edit: *goes and changes shorts*

[BigMattTheHobo]

i went there and played the create a monster game, but it really sucked, i hope riki has fun there :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Instigator]

uh..matt, you mean the "create a virus game", right?

[BigMattTheHobo]

Originally posted by Instigator
uh..matt, you mean the "create a virus game", right?

Whaaaa???

[greeno144]

I'm just as confused as you. If, in fact, you are really confused, also if you are still confused...which you probably aren't seeing as this thread was last posted in 9 days ago. So, I'm really confused. I don't mean really as in a lot, but as in actually confused.

[BigMattTheHobo]

Originally posted by greeno144
I'm just as confused as you. If, in fact, you are really confused, also if you are still confused...which you probably aren't seeing as this thread was last posted in 9 days ago. So, I'm really confused. I don't mean really as in a lot, but as in actually confused.

Again, Whaaaa??

[greeno144]

Originally posted by BigMattTheHobo
Again, Whaaaa??

Whaaaa what?