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Roxtar
08-20-2008, 12:46 PM
So there was this kid in high school who had a wooden eye and he was having trouble finding a date to the prom. Everyone he asked turned him dow until he realized there was a girl in his grade who was a bit in the husky side who also didn't have a date. He decided to ask her. He walked up to the husky young lady and said "would you like to go to the prom with me?" The young lady replied. "Wouldn't I!?" And the boy said "Fuck you, you fat bitch!"
chalupa
08-20-2008, 12:48 PM
So there was this kid in high school who had a wooden eye and he was having trouble finding a date to the prom. Everyone he asked turned him dow until he realized there was a girl in his grade who was a bit in the husky side who also didn't have a date. He decided to ask her. He walked up to the husky young lady and said "would you like to go to the prom with me?" The young lady replied. "Wouldn't I!?" And the boy said "Fuck you, you fat bitch!"

You told it wrong.

The young lady replied, "Would I? Would I?" to which he retorted...
Roxtar
08-20-2008, 01:08 PM
You told it wrong.

The young lady replied, "Would I? Would I?" to which he retorted...

Not how I heard it Chalupa, but think about it: "Wouldn't I?" sounds a lot more like wooden eye than "Would I?"

Don't you think?
Mr.SelfDestruct
08-20-2008, 05:32 PM
"Would I?"

"Wood eye?"
Roxtar
08-21-2008, 05:08 PM
"Would I?"

"Wood eye?"

No! No! No!

"Wouldn't I?"

"Wooden eye?"

See where I'm coming from?
Sambo Speed
08-21-2008, 05:30 PM
No! No! No!

"Wouldn't I?"

"Wooden eye?"

See where I'm coming from?

Yeah but he says "Would you like to go to the prom with me", not "wouldn't you like to go to the prom with me".
chalupa
08-21-2008, 05:35 PM
...in my version of it, she isn't fat, she's an amputee.

She says, "Would I? Would I?"

So he screams back, "PEG LEG! PEG LEG!"
Mr.SelfDestruct
08-22-2008, 12:32 AM
No! No! No!

"Wouldn't I?"

"Wooden eye?"

See where I'm coming from?

Yes. And they sound phonetically different.

"Would I," and "wood eye," are phonetically identical.

Agreeing with Chalupa here. But that's because I want to jump his bone.
John_macmahon
08-26-2008, 08:24 PM
I didnt get that at first
rakehead
08-26-2008, 09:07 PM
On the subject of wooden things!

What's brown and sticky?

A STICK!
dcam0326
08-27-2008, 01:47 AM
No! No! No!

"Wouldn't I?"

"Wooden eye?"

See where I'm coming from?

You're wrong, deal with failure.
IGneois
08-27-2008, 10:11 AM
this offends me because im a pirate
chalupa
08-27-2008, 10:14 AM
this offends me because im a pirate

A butt pirate?
IGneois
08-27-2008, 10:15 AM
i do love my booty
joric
08-28-2008, 09:49 AM
So there was this kid in high school who had a wooden eye and he was having trouble finding a date to the prom. Everyone he asked turned him dow until he realized there was a girl in his grade who was a bit in the husky side who also didn't have a date. He decided to ask her. He walked up to the husky young lady and said "would you like to go to the prom with me?" The young lady replied. "Wouldn't I!?" And the boy said "Fuck you, you fat bitch!"

This was funny!LOL
particlephysics
08-28-2008, 05:14 PM
His moms booty