good bad and worse

[Roland]

Post your good, bad, and worse situations here. These are a few to start


Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

[DeftonesBoy]

alright! got anymore?

[Attak]

Good: You're making poops.
Bad: On your own Face.
Worse: It's pretty stinky.

[baumy300]

Good: Your getting a blow job.
Bad: Shes stopping.
Worse:Her dentures fell out.

Good: Your dating a black chick.
Bad: Her ex finds you.
Worse: His name is Bubba.

Good: Your eating Chinese.
Bad. You hear a dog bark in the kitchen.
Worse: You chip your tooth on a collar.

Good: Your jerkin off.
Bad: You remember you forgot the tissue.
Worse: Your mom comes in cuz you forgot to lock the door.

Good: You get a pet from Grandma.
Bad: Its hairy and smells and she found it on her trip to Mexico.
Worse: It turns out to be a sewer rat.

Eh hit me up if you want more, im tired of these for now.

[gUy]

Good: You get 500 channels of cabel
Bad: you pay $45 per month
Worse: NO PORNO CHANNEL

Good: Your at McDonalds buying food.
Bad: You see Juan in the back making your food.
Worse: You get AIDS.

Good: You feed a dog peanut butter on your nuts.
Bad: Dog gets addicted to peanut butter on your nuts.
Worse: Your out of peanut butter.

[Roland]

Good: You just won a million in the lottery
Bad: Your gona be paid over the next 45 years
Worse: Your 95


All I can think of at the moment ill be back with more though :D

[The Stranger]

Good: Your teenage son is spending a lot of time in his room "studying"
Bad: You find a bunch of gay porno tapes hidden in his room.
Worse: He's in them.

[opballa44]

Good: Your getting off

Bad: In the ass

Worse: Of a man

[DragnMastr]

Good:You've gone to the bathroom
Bad: In your pants
Worse: At your wedding

[Bubba-E]

God this is a great thread. Hill-Arious

Good: You wake up and your geting a blowjob.
Bad: You look down and its a he
Worse: The he is your dad

Ha Ha Ha, best I could come up with right now :( .

...Good: Your dating a black chick.
Bad: Her ex finds you.
Worse: His name is Bubba...

You wouldn't be talking about me, would you? ;)

[opballa44]

Good: Your getting pussy

Bad: From your grandma

Worse: It smells like fish

[moldy_hair]

Good: Your getting pussy

Bad: It smells like fish

Worse: Oh wait, it is a fish....

Worst: Your grandma walks in, catches you fucking a fish. She has a heart attack and dies. You have to explain to the cops why she died.

[gUy]

good: your having sex.

bad: your dad walks in on you

worse: your doing it with your mom.







good: your jerking off to lesbian porn

bad: you notice something

worse: your dad is a chick!!

[ferrari_fan]

Lol these are good ones, ill think of one hold on.

[VegitoSSJ4]

Good:You got straight As.
Bad:Its not your report card.
Worse:Its Juan's

I cant think of anything

[Roland]

good: your gettin laid

bad: your a redneck

worse: its your sister

[DeftonesBoy]

good: your jerking off to lesbian porn

bad: you notice something

worse: your dad is a chick!!

good: your jerking it to lesbian porn

bad: you recognize someone

worse: it's your dad

[opballa44]

lol Why do all these have to do with either whacking off, getting laid, or getting a blow job.

good: eating oysters

bad: with your grandma

worse: from her pussy

[The Stranger]

lol Why do all these have to do with either whacking off, getting laid, or getting a blow job.

good: eating oysters

bad: with your grandma

worse: from her pussy
I think im gonna puke..... :(

[Naruto]

good: you get home from school.

bad: walk in on your parents having sex.

worse: in your room.

[EsKimo SouP]

Good: Your son finally got a friend
Bad: its a sexual relationship
Worse: the friend is a 53yr old man

[k-wak]

good: you come back from work to your lovely family

bad: you catch your son having sex in your bed

worse:you notice your wife........